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If you put your head behind that light, it would be a fair representation of a solar eclipse.
I can smell daal masala from this pic
Underrated 😝
This bitch could choke you to death with one foot
You've spent your entire life savings in some girl streamers twitch donations to get them to say your name on stream haven't you?
You asked to be roasted and then get sensitive and reply to the roasts defending yourself? You're a whole book of red flags. I feel sorry for whatever man ends up having to put up with you.
Is your film school project You documenting your transformation? Good luck sweetie!
You look like you know what dick taste like
At least a B cup
I’m happy for you both and we all support your lifestyle decision!
If WWE had a special needs night
More like a Splenda uncle
looks like Sushant Singh Rajput
Is this an ad for Grindr?
K.D. Lang is making another album?
Even Tiger Woods wouldn’t fuck you
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It puts the lotion on the skin lookin ass
You look like if Steven Tyler tried to dress up as a woman for Halloween
I don’t know whether to make a Middle Eastern joke or an Indian joke… And honestly I’m not sure which ones worse.
You wasted that Golden Ticket bro. Charlie ended up getting the chocolate factory when he gave the everlasting gobstopper back to Mr Wonka.
Is this a roast or a eulogy photo?
I bet you wear stained up sweat pants every where you go because jeans make you rash.
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I was about to say and I quote:"3-2=1 your mom once said you are not my son" but then I realized that you are a girl
Thank you come again
If all fail you can always become a tech supporter for old people who don't know a thing about technology.
He’s indigenous to the WhatTheFuckISThat tribe.
Looks like the sun is your worse enemy
Working Microsoft tech support must be really hard as a Med student.
So this is what happened to the kid from jerry maguire. Shits been rough I see
23yo Indian medical student, how original.
Kinda funny that someone who looks like a fish uses the term 'fishing for compliments'
Next time, put the detonator down for the photo
Everyone posts their photo from toilet. Apart from Indians... They don't have one.
You are what they mean when they say you don’t pay a hoe to fuck. You pay her to leave
You better be good at computers or you're gonna have a tough life.
I’d rather fuck that one
I think it’s cute when couples do things together
The only thing whiter than you, is the Paper where you write down all of your sexual interactions with girls.
How do you get fired as a glory hole intake? You must suck dick at sucking dick
🤣🤣🤣
Pretending that the moles on your upper lip are eyes only makes you look 12% weirder.
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Just look in the want ads for someone looking to hire a greasy, heroin addict
Your dad was a ghost and your mom was a glass of milk.
Nothing to roast bruh. You're life is already a miserable
Me three
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She’s got more teeth than most people
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You better start hanging out where blind rich men congregate then, cuz that's you're only hope.
I thought it was hilarious, but I have that 7-yr-old-pewdiepue-video perspective lol
That’s an insult to sloths
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I bet your names are Bob and Neil
i can smell you all the way over here
You look like you’re gargling semen in this very photo so don’t you go lying to us about no jobs mister
I thought they taught hygiene in medical school.
I'm ded. Spot on
Can’t do any worse than your creepy uncle used to do to you, still biting your nails when you remember that ‘secret playtime’ huh?
Nope your lovely actually
He is sooo cute 😍
george george george of the jungle
charlize thewrong
Eggwoman
Prime example of a Office slut, for hear giving head and getting ahead are basically the same thing,still better then the office suck ups but not by much.
didnt know thst veritasium had a younger brother
Get back to work and make my naan!
You casually wear your scrubs while getting fast food or going to the library because "you're just too busy to change clothes" but it's really because you want to announce to everyone that you're a doctor, even though that remains to be seen for a few years and few tests still, but you think girls will think you are "a good catch" and you might actually get a date someday that isn't arranged by your parents.
viqueen
I think you should look for your biological daddy first
Looks like a sloth if you ask me
Are you the guy who started that sub where everyone eats chicken tendies with hunny mussy, hates Chad, beats their mother's and collects urine in mountain Dew bottles?
It's like Conan O'Brien fucked a Cabbage Patch doll
Nice coke nail and wide nostrils. I bet they get together often
You look like one of those YouTubers that teach me how to hack in Clash of Clans
That was golden
The printer was missing ink in your turn
If the whole medical thing doesn't work out, there's always a gas station for sale.
Bet he gets girls walking around with a constellation on your face
Was your mother in Bollywood because you look like Harvey Weinsteins illigitamate Indian son.
"The best I can do is crippling film school debt, wispy, thinning hair and 50% Ryan Gosling facial features" -God, probably
You look like when I try drawing shaggy through my memory.
Tell your fucking friends I don’t want a Visa, my computer is fine, and I paid my taxes.
He is trying not to disappoint his parents like his cousin disappoint his parents by studying something else than med/engineer.... Give him a slack
You look like a very nice wombat
There’s got to be a better way to talk to your parents.
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You look old enough to remember the first Star Wars movie. Sugar daddy without high demands? Yeah, now you sound 18. Lazy slutting.
You look like Kurt Cobain. Go on and follow his footsteps.
You look are the reason antibiotics are needed.
This picture reminds me of the pictures of those creepy abandoned hospitals that you sometimes see on the internet, except you can tell from your expression it's not the hospital it's the fact that your soul has abandoned your body.
The average guy on Shaadi.com
Hahaha good one
Thigh gap on a guy is not hot. You look like the kinda kid to have Hairy_Putter as your gamer tag.
You look like a bartender whose obsessed with pepper kernels
You should probably post that pic infront of a black wall, so we can actually see who we're roasting rn.
The less photogenic McLovin
You could get a job eating corn on the cob through a picket fence.

If you put your head behind that light, it would be a fair representation of a solar eclipse.

I can smell daal masala from this pic

Underrated 😝

This bitch could choke you to death with one foot

You've spent your entire life savings in some girl streamers twitch donations to get them to say your name on stream haven't you?

You asked to be roasted and then get sensitive and reply to the roasts defending yourself? You're a whole book of red flags. I feel sorry for whatever man ends up having to put up with you.

Is your film school project You documenting your transformation? Good luck sweetie!

You look like you know what dick taste like

At least a B cup

I’m happy for you both and we all support your lifestyle decision!

If WWE had a special needs night

More like a Splenda uncle

looks like Sushant Singh Rajput

Is this an ad for Grindr?

K.D. Lang is making another album?

Even Tiger Woods wouldn’t fuck you

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It puts the lotion on the skin lookin ass

You look like if Steven Tyler tried to dress up as a woman for Halloween

I don’t know whether to make a Middle Eastern joke or an Indian joke… And honestly I’m not sure which ones worse.

You wasted that Golden Ticket bro. Charlie ended up getting the chocolate factory when he gave the everlasting gobstopper back to Mr Wonka.

Is this a roast or a eulogy photo?

I bet you wear stained up sweat pants every where you go because jeans make you rash.

[removed]

I was about to say and I quote:"3-2=1 your mom once said you are not my son" but then I realized that you are a girl

Thank you come again

If all fail you can always become a tech supporter for old people who don't know a thing about technology.

He’s indigenous to the WhatTheFuckISThat tribe.

Looks like the sun is your worse enemy

Working Microsoft tech support must be really hard as a Med student.

So this is what happened to the kid from jerry maguire. Shits been rough I see

23yo Indian medical student, how original.

Kinda funny that someone who looks like a fish uses the term 'fishing for compliments'

Next time, put the detonator down for the photo

Everyone posts their photo from toilet. Apart from Indians... They don't have one.

You are what they mean when they say you don’t pay a hoe to fuck. You pay her to leave

You better be good at computers or you're gonna have a tough life.

I’d rather fuck that one

I think it’s cute when couples do things together

The only thing whiter than you, is the Paper where you write down all of your sexual interactions with girls.

How do you get fired as a glory hole intake? You must suck dick at sucking dick

🤣🤣🤣

Pretending that the moles on your upper lip are eyes only makes you look 12% weirder.

[removed]

Just look in the want ads for someone looking to hire a greasy, heroin addict

Your dad was a ghost and your mom was a glass of milk.

Nothing to roast bruh. You're life is already a miserable

Me three

[removed]

She’s got more teeth than most people

[removed]

You better start hanging out where blind rich men congregate then, cuz that's you're only hope.

I thought it was hilarious, but I have that 7-yr-old-pewdiepue-video perspective lol

That’s an insult to sloths

[removed]

I bet your names are Bob and Neil

i can smell you all the way over here

You look like you’re gargling semen in this very photo so don’t you go lying to us about no jobs mister

I thought they taught hygiene in medical school.

I'm ded. Spot on

Can’t do any worse than your creepy uncle used to do to you, still biting your nails when you remember that ‘secret playtime’ huh?

Nope your lovely actually

He is sooo cute 😍

george george george of the jungle

charlize thewrong

Eggwoman

Prime example of a Office slut, for hear giving head and getting ahead are basically the same thing,still better then the office suck ups but not by much.

didnt know thst veritasium had a younger brother

Get back to work and make my naan!

You casually wear your scrubs while getting fast food or going to the library because "you're just too busy to change clothes" but it's really because you want to announce to everyone that you're a doctor, even though that remains to be seen for a few years and few tests still, but you think girls will think you are "a good catch" and you might actually get a date someday that isn't arranged by your parents.

viqueen

I think you should look for your biological daddy first

Looks like a sloth if you ask me

Are you the guy who started that sub where everyone eats chicken tendies with hunny mussy, hates Chad, beats their mother's and collects urine in mountain Dew bottles?

It's like Conan O'Brien fucked a Cabbage Patch doll

Nice coke nail and wide nostrils. I bet they get together often

You look like one of those YouTubers that teach me how to hack in Clash of Clans

That was golden

The printer was missing ink in your turn

If the whole medical thing doesn't work out, there's always a gas station for sale.

Bet he gets girls walking around with a constellation on your face

Was your mother in Bollywood because you look like Harvey Weinsteins illigitamate Indian son.

"The best I can do is crippling film school debt, wispy, thinning hair and 50% Ryan Gosling facial features" -God, probably

You look like when I try drawing shaggy through my memory.

Tell your fucking friends I don’t want a Visa, my computer is fine, and I paid my taxes.

He is trying not to disappoint his parents like his cousin disappoint his parents by studying something else than med/engineer.... Give him a slack

You look like a very nice wombat

There’s got to be a better way to talk to your parents.

[removed]

You look old enough to remember the first Star Wars movie. Sugar daddy without high demands? Yeah, now you sound 18. Lazy slutting.

You look like Kurt Cobain. Go on and follow his footsteps.

You look are the reason antibiotics are needed.

This picture reminds me of the pictures of those creepy abandoned hospitals that you sometimes see on the internet, except you can tell from your expression it's not the hospital it's the fact that your soul has abandoned your body.

The average guy on Shaadi.com

Hahaha good one

Thigh gap on a guy is not hot. You look like the kinda kid to have Hairy_Putter as your gamer tag.

You look like a bartender whose obsessed with pepper kernels

You should probably post that pic infront of a black wall, so we can actually see who we're roasting rn.

The less photogenic McLovin

You could get a job eating corn on the cob through a picket fence.