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How'd you get your face to start melting like that?
Mans a weird version of Seth Rogen.
This picture makes me really glad I’m single.
That moment when you get your sister pregnant
This cannot be serious. Nobody can physically be this stupid.
Her barber needs to be slapped for that horrible fade
Neckbeard overlord
Which basket is your girlfriend’s body in?
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Goldfish
Damn! Your haircut makes me uncomfortable just by seeing them.
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You should be thankful to that mirror, its hiding your true ugliness.
Girlfriend is moving into his mothers basement with him
He also spelled changing my diaper wrong.
There really is a subreddit for *everything* Also thank you for this
You look like you aren’t as funny as you think you are
I finna beat to this. 1/2 tits is still tits
My fiancé and I will be moving in together soon. Any advice?
Emily Runt
Laverne & Squiggy are looking good for their age.
you could get rated about 20% less ugly when you would wear same-sized sunglasses.
https://imgur.com/gallery/cCWEm5l imgur users don't like my verification theyre so mean
Hope Jordan Peterson doesn't see this !
Buzzfeed: Samara from The Ring, what she looks like now.
Is that his toothbrush in the blue bucket?
What makes you so woke? The last decade style big glasses?
Amazon delivers Dildos but you already know that
All those clothes and you still decide to dress like a clown
The place might look better but you have never looked so ugly
I feel like you spend your free time clinking beer bottles attached to your fingers while yelling for the Warriors to come out and play.
You look like you record yourself scissoring.
You guys will feel right at home when you inevitably move into one of those Van-homes with a compost toilet. Except, you know, the overwhelming disappointment.
Won't help you attain Nirvana though.
don't worry she won't stay for long if she sees all the anime figurines you keep in your bedroom
How many people have you successfully converted to Mormonism?
You're creepy enough already. Don't be staring straight into the eyes of strangers while asking them, "Shall we?"
The room you're sitting in is probably cleaner than your butthohe
Uh no.
You took the picture in a corner so that the room doesn't show...but I'm guessing it's a filthy mess.
I'd be much more worried about someone getting an upset stomach!
Good thing you have that suitcase at arms length. Wait until that first argument when you realize that your efficiency bedroom/kitchen/living room/dining room may be a little *too* efficient.
How many fucking deodorants do you need dude? You're a stinky motherfucker.
You look like what chilli smells
Man you fucked up royally now
BEGONE! vengeful spirit!
6yrs working as the janitor of a college is more believable
They‘re days
Looks like he had mashed potatoes and rocks fed to him as a child
Forrest Whittaker tits
Deliberately needed that laugh.. thank you
It may be common sense but 10 and 2 equals 12. One step at a time.
It's ok, the dirtier the mirror the better you look.
You look like this girl I went to school with but I’d still rather fuck a cactus than be with either of you
The biggest issue will be figuring out which Lady's Speed Stick is yours each day.
Like a screenshot from Klingon Grindr
Kidnapping doesn't make her your girlfriend
Lol Idiot
Nor does his flesh light
The inside of Reactor 4 after the explosion looked better
Look at all the new cum socks you have now.
She should be the spokes-model for cardboard boxes. People use them, put things in them, and then throw them away ---> [here](https://i.imgur.com/TcgutOW.png)
Sally from nightmare before Christmas lookin mothafucka
It’s gonna suck when you are sleeping on the bathroom floor and get woken up every time she flushes the toilet.
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u/undeleteparent
All that’s missing is the black leather casting couch.
Glad you saved up enough money for your own personal sex doll.
Well, at least we know she’s not with you for your wealth.
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Your hairdo looks like a black volcano
I can see several guitars in the picture, which means you must have some degree of talent. And you should whatever you enjoy as long as it doesn't hurt anyone, So keep it up my man.
You can't even use the stove or oven with the fridge like that. Fuckin dingus
i’m legit fuckin tired of seeing you on this sub.
Yes, your sex doll should be delivered within 3-5 business days
Just wait until your Mom answers the door for your tinder date
His girlfriend does like garbage, I mean, she went for him
HAHAHAHAH I've genuinely laughed. Isn't that bad thought, there is meme potential everywhere.
By the look of you she is probably in that suitcase and “moved in” with you
ROR
Hey look guys, Macaulay Culkin started a new relationship. Good for him.
You look like a Mormon rapper with that chain.
Yoko Oh-No
r/sinkpissers
Olive oil
I’ve heard every woman looks good in the dark I believed that until I met you
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Minion with hair.
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You go onto RoastMe, shark posts onto Roast me...farewell and adieu to you fair spanish ladies...
I’ve never seen a storage unit with wood floors. Ballin.
With so little you would think the place would be spartan. Looks like you collect trash and dont put things away.
Of course you have an onlyfans... that drug habit isn’t gonna pay for itself.
dId I aSk!?!
Roast which one? Looks all the same to me
You deserve each other - I just hope you’re both sterile.
More like officially hired your girlfriend.
Honey Boo Boo finally grew up.
Take some of the oil from your forehead and put it in your hair, it’ll do wonders.
You really prefer bigger penises, but in real life you always take the politically correct stance that size doesn't matter.