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You look like you spend more time on those eyelashes than decorating the walls of your home.
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>**my girlfriends fingers**
Longer and thicker than your peen.
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I bet you don’t tie your hair up when you ride a motorcycle to look cool but then when you get off the bike you look like a blow back mufasa
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Lmfao
We got a badass over here.
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I don’t even know what to insult. You’re just plain. The wall behind you had more vibrancy and life than you. You look like a default game character, like before they’ve added any sort of interesting detail. Just sort of skin over a skull
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Run your mouth lil bitch cause u know u won't be talkin all that to my face
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This dude be lookin like the hybrid of filthy Frank and undertaker
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*they’re 🙄🙄
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You know what else is spectacular? That sunburn.
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We need to know, who hurt you buddy? Let me help you sort out your feelings.
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You look like your body gave up halfway through puberty.
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It's too late but I want to say if he shaved his head he would look like a minecraft villager
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You look like a methead pyrocinical
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And again taking the fun out of the creative process by r/selfroastingoven.
Roasty toasty. Uuuugggggg, graaag, gagagagggggle
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Haha u a punk pussy bitch
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18 going on 8
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your haircut looks like more of an accident than their kids
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Just breathe buddy, everything will be okay.
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A beard thinner than the plot of a film students passion project
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oh, it's you again. you're still at it, huh? at least you're doing something with your life, i guess.
keep it up. your consistency makes this robot proud.
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He’s not just a customer, he’s the president
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Live action version of hickup from "how to train your dragon". Except in the live action this dude has Schizophrenia and toothless is just his grandpa
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Do a few thousand push-ups and you can audition for the new Kerry Von Erich biopic.
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The spider bite on your forehead really gives us an authentic visualization of how small you are.
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Well then my greasy haired youngster,
I imagine that you rocked that pose because you saw a model do it, you just look like you can't remember the words to a song you wrote, this morning.
And no one will get you stoned because you freak them out by forcing them to read r/roastme in the middle of your mom's crack addiction intervention.
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Gibbe!
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Your hand looks strange
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That's so sweet. During love making you can watch TV and look her in the eye at the same time!
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Not going to say anything because I know all you will come up with is absolute dogshit
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Criminally underrated.
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Lol
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Looks like Burt fucked Ernie
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i actually want to compliment you since you didn’t post a horrendous self deprecating title that makes me think the poster thinks we won’t be able to insult them based on the picture alone. i hate those.
also, fuck you and your eyebrows
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Ferb! This one’s looking at both of us at the same time!
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What is the proper pronoun in this roasting scenario?
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You look like you photoshopped your eyes uncrossed but because your cross-eyed they're still a bit off.
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If you cover his hair he looks 13. but if you cover his face he looks 30.
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He's Faggo instead of Freddo
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Wow, Gru's Minions are looking more and more realistic
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He goes after the gills like the chick in The Boys.
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Not even redditors would fuck you mate.
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You look like Rachel Weisz ran herself through the “young male” filter on FaceApp. (She’s beautiful, so saying you could pass as her younger brother didn’t seem roasty enough.)
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Kylo Ren in day 143 of lockdown
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You seem like your favorite Nintendo game is Mario Kart.
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I think it's in the reddit bylaws that we aren't supposed to make fun of these ones.
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Amy Crackhouse
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This one post/picture of you is giving out more claps that a standing ovation.
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Your face looks like its permenatly pressed up against a window
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> struggling with electricity issues
Why don't you cultivate some power plants then? You've got plenty of sun over there, after all.
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That painting is straighter than you
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Sweet ushanka, comrade!
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Hello great value rifty
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Impressive - That is a seriously Cro-Magnon right eyebrow you got there! I see you plucked the sh*t out of the left one to try making it feminine, but must have given up with the right one and just tried growing your bangs and walking around with a permanent head tilt. But take pride in it, most people can’t demonstrate such a direct lineage to their Neanderthal heritage. That takes some serious family in-breading for that accomplishment.
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Glad you used your 4 minutes of electricity today to grab this photo to get roasted before checking your sisters virginity.
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Your nose looks like botox leaked from your forehead.
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Millennial captain caveman.
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Hey dude that's not cool, what if i start call u names
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Haha talk more shit u punk ass
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Where did your long beard and the grenade belt go??
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Im so sorry dude. You look awesome <3
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U took at least 10 minutes into this pic trying to get the perfect angle and u also look cross eyed
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You look like a tryhard lesbian
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Does IT stand for Introvert Transexual?
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Yeah u aint gonna do it cause u a pussy
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Must be awkward matching with your mom.
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You look like everyone’s aunt
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Ohhh shit internet gangster
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You look like Minecraft Steve
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Haha u wanna see tough?
Dm me your adress and i'll show u tough
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I bet your mom has larger muscles than you.
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Damn
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Well he proved you right, bro
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Improv team captain? I feel like that is something you just made up.
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Destroy you? Looks like your tattoo artist is doing a good enough job
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More like “can’t get a boner guy”
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That bee must had a vendetta against your nose.
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I wanna see what you looked like before the facial reconstruction
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That frame behind you is telling me you live with your mom. And that face of yours tell me you matched on tinder with your mom.
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Italian Mob? Or Italian Blob?
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They only swipe right on you so you'll come over and babysit their kids while they go out and fuck guys they're actually attracted to.
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I ain't a religions man but, I think god has already done his worst on you genetically. So, who am I to try and one up god.
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Buzz's girlfriend... Woof!!!
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Hair's gone wild, can't control it :)
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Is this photo taken before or after your thrilling career as a Best Buy salesmen?
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Did you donate your eyebrows to locks of love?
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You look like you just squeezed out a fart but don't want anyone to know it was you.
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How many photos did it take to make that lazy eye look half ass normal?
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God, did Logan Paul have a baby?
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Anyone else notice that large vagina over his left shoulder?
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Could be that "Never made it out of AA baseball because of gout, and it haunts my dreams" look in your eyes
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You look like the actual version of a blow up doll.
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Turn that E-stove on high press your cheek to it
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Does your nose glow red and buzz whenever your admitted into a hospital?
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>Go hard!
That's what she said but yours wouldnt work
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I see you went with a flower field print
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