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You look like you spend more time on those eyelashes than decorating the walls of your home.
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>**my girlfriends fingers** Longer and thicker than your peen.
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I bet you don’t tie your hair up when you ride a motorcycle to look cool but then when you get off the bike you look like a blow back mufasa
Lmfao We got a badass over here.
I don’t even know what to insult. You’re just plain. The wall behind you had more vibrancy and life than you. You look like a default game character, like before they’ve added any sort of interesting detail. Just sort of skin over a skull
Run your mouth lil bitch cause u know u won't be talkin all that to my face
This dude be lookin like the hybrid of filthy Frank and undertaker
*they’re 🙄🙄
You know what else is spectacular? That sunburn.
We need to know, who hurt you buddy? Let me help you sort out your feelings.
You look like your body gave up halfway through puberty.
It's too late but I want to say if he shaved his head he would look like a minecraft villager
You look like a methead pyrocinical
And again taking the fun out of the creative process by r/selfroastingoven. Roasty toasty. Uuuugggggg, graaag, gagagagggggle
Haha u a punk pussy bitch
18 going on 8
your haircut looks like more of an accident than their kids
Just breathe buddy, everything will be okay.
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A beard thinner than the plot of a film students passion project
oh, it's you again. you're still at it, huh? at least you're doing something with your life, i guess. keep it up. your consistency makes this robot proud. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RoastMe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
He’s not just a customer, he’s the president
Live action version of hickup from "how to train your dragon". Except in the live action this dude has Schizophrenia and toothless is just his grandpa
Do a few thousand push-ups and you can audition for the new Kerry Von Erich biopic.
The spider bite on your forehead really gives us an authentic visualization of how small you are.
Well then my greasy haired youngster, I imagine that you rocked that pose because you saw a model do it, you just look like you can't remember the words to a song you wrote, this morning. And no one will get you stoned because you freak them out by forcing them to read r/roastme in the middle of your mom's crack addiction intervention.
Gibbe!
Your hand looks strange
That's so sweet. During love making you can watch TV and look her in the eye at the same time!
Not going to say anything because I know all you will come up with is absolute dogshit
Criminally underrated.
Lol
Looks like Burt fucked Ernie
i actually want to compliment you since you didn’t post a horrendous self deprecating title that makes me think the poster thinks we won’t be able to insult them based on the picture alone. i hate those. also, fuck you and your eyebrows
Ferb! This one’s looking at both of us at the same time!
What is the proper pronoun in this roasting scenario?
You look like you photoshopped your eyes uncrossed but because your cross-eyed they're still a bit off.
If you cover his hair he looks 13. but if you cover his face he looks 30.
He's Faggo instead of Freddo
Wow, Gru's Minions are looking more and more realistic
He goes after the gills like the chick in The Boys.
Not even redditors would fuck you mate.
You look like Rachel Weisz ran herself through the “young male” filter on FaceApp. (She’s beautiful, so saying you could pass as her younger brother didn’t seem roasty enough.)
Kylo Ren in day 143 of lockdown
You seem like your favorite Nintendo game is Mario Kart.
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I think it's in the reddit bylaws that we aren't supposed to make fun of these ones.
Amy Crackhouse
This one post/picture of you is giving out more claps that a standing ovation.
Your face looks like its permenatly pressed up against a window
> struggling with electricity issues Why don't you cultivate some power plants then? You've got plenty of sun over there, after all.
That painting is straighter than you
Sweet ushanka, comrade!
Hello great value rifty
Impressive - That is a seriously Cro-Magnon right eyebrow you got there! I see you plucked the sh*t out of the left one to try making it feminine, but must have given up with the right one and just tried growing your bangs and walking around with a permanent head tilt. But take pride in it, most people can’t demonstrate such a direct lineage to their Neanderthal heritage. That takes some serious family in-breading for that accomplishment.
Glad you used your 4 minutes of electricity today to grab this photo to get roasted before checking your sisters virginity.
Your nose looks like botox leaked from your forehead.
Millennial captain caveman.
Hey dude that's not cool, what if i start call u names
Haha talk more shit u punk ass
Where did your long beard and the grenade belt go?? ​ ​ Im so sorry dude. You look awesome <3
U took at least 10 minutes into this pic trying to get the perfect angle and u also look cross eyed
You look like a tryhard lesbian
Does IT stand for Introvert Transexual?
Yeah u aint gonna do it cause u a pussy
Must be awkward matching with your mom.
You look like everyone’s aunt
Ohhh shit internet gangster
You look like Minecraft Steve
Haha u wanna see tough? Dm me your adress and i'll show u tough
I bet your mom has larger muscles than you.
Damn
Well he proved you right, bro
Improv team captain? I feel like that is something you just made up.
Destroy you? Looks like your tattoo artist is doing a good enough job
More like “can’t get a boner guy”
That bee must had a vendetta against your nose.
I wanna see what you looked like before the facial reconstruction
That frame behind you is telling me you live with your mom. And that face of yours tell me you matched on tinder with your mom.
Italian Mob? Or Italian Blob?
They only swipe right on you so you'll come over and babysit their kids while they go out and fuck guys they're actually attracted to.
I ain't a religions man but, I think god has already done his worst on you genetically. So, who am I to try and one up god.
Buzz's girlfriend... Woof!!!
Hair's gone wild, can't control it :)
Is this photo taken before or after your thrilling career as a Best Buy salesmen?
Did you donate your eyebrows to locks of love?
You look like you just squeezed out a fart but don't want anyone to know it was you.
How many photos did it take to make that lazy eye look half ass normal?
God, did Logan Paul have a baby?
Anyone else notice that large vagina over his left shoulder?
Could be that "Never made it out of AA baseball because of gout, and it haunts my dreams" look in your eyes
You look like the actual version of a blow up doll.
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Turn that E-stove on high press your cheek to it
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Does your nose glow red and buzz whenever your admitted into a hospital?
>Go hard! That's what she said but yours wouldnt work
I see you went with a flower field print