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Alein on your wall is also high , quit it.
Nice tits, bro
That's a good one, but your screen went black when you looked at the picture
Youtuber!! The only hits you’ll be getting is on Grindr, if you hide your face.
Your cheeks probably block ur eyes
I believe you are a regular Hannibal Lecter in the kitchen, if he was some constantly drunk redneck
Did you sneeze your fringe off at the same time?
Can you go back to Area 51 please
She a fucking alien, all that shit in her room probably a fetish
Holy fuck that was good
Thank you, come again
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You know the movie mr magoriam's toy emporium your the kid from that
Sumo calf havin ass
With very unnaturally white, white of your eyes. Nice try youre not fooling anyone.
You ruined my expectations of your look harder then the halo infinite reveal
You somehow look like you are both a baby and a middle-aged man.
Me either.
You give the best blow jobs because you're always hungry.
Homie why you got a self portrait of you in the back, you look kinda hot tbh, go have a shower to cool you down bitch coz u actually ugly, asf and I didn't mean hot like that, now you finan have a shower for the first time in ur life coz u look deprived asf
Ain't me.
Is that a Dino purse? You have my respect.
Not me lol the good burns got downvoted bruh I wonder who’s doing that lol
Certified cum depository with a bangs like that.
This is the real roast right here. Ohhh god.....
Just curious,r u trans? ;0!
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It is "should have" or its contraction "should've". "Should of" is only used by malformed abortion survivors that can't learn past 3rd grade level. (And by the way, before you go there, I used "its" properly in this context, it's not possesive. There is your example.)
Too personal? It’s a roast.... what were you expecting? 😂
Nothing says homeless trans like a nose ring, a pube chin, and a Parkinsons haircut.
Don't worry, it was just an accident. Just like your birth!
What haircut
I didn't Downvote ya Bud
why is this a fucking thing?
I didn't know that 7/11 was now considered a startup...
Me: Can we watch Bob Ross? Mom: We have Bob Ross at home. Bob Ross at home:
https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/i7gg9n/trans_nonbinary_theythem_autistic_goth_and_a/g16j5pu
The only thing you should be studying is how to fix that haircut.
Looks like genetics beat us to it.
How many selfies did it take to get one with both your lazy eyes pointing the same direction?
First time I've seen a guy with a mono that links with his beard
Better roll up those short sleeves. Don’t want those guns to overheat.
As a birthday present to yourself (we both know no one else will show up), start taking your meds again?
im trying to come up with a roast but you are so damn vanilla that i can't find one
Didn’t need to know any of that with your I’m thinking about pretending I’m a girl hair there.
You're not worth roasting
Lord farquad we found your lost sister
Thanks
#SIMP
Looks like Navi from Zelda got an emo makeover from Edward Scissorhands.
She’s gorgeous but you look like Neil Patrick Harris’s mentally challenged brother he won’t acknowledge exists.
Maybe you were rejected because you're a 30 year old dude who's trying to pick up 18 year olds and younger.
She has a dick
Good thing you have an arrow pointing at you otherwise it would have been easy to mistake the alien in the background as you.
I bet your beard is more full than your wallet
Self esteem? I did not know the bad boy cum dumpster had any to begin with.
Ich bin du.
a little early for a midlife crisis, but ok
Going by that wierdass emo and "I've-got-daddy-issues" haircut, standing under that arrow is probably your favourite hobby coz no one gives a shit about your existence
Broomstick? The world is coming to an end and your leading the parade. Fuck off!!!!!!
If toe jam became an actual human...
This giraffe has done an excellent human cosplay.
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You are raising another man's child.
Look behind her, on the wall. Her true face.
Twerker bell
Can't do what overeating already took care of.
With that middle school mustache and the botched self haircut I think the mirror does a fine job roasting you without our help
It's supposed to be a roast not a compliment
The higher the bangs, the more oppressed you are
Lol that’s great!
Not a roast. 3500+ calories per day and 50% or more needs to be protein. Lift weights 60-90 minutes with 30 minutes of low intensity cardio. You have a handsome and very masculin face with a glorious viking beard. When I see your face I expect to see a war made sizable body body with at least a one missing finger. Bulk. Up. You will be a pussy slaying Viking War-King. Bulk. Up. You will not have to ask women out. But first, you have to bulk up.
dinkleberg
Did u took that picture with a potato or what
You guys be careful or her horde of friend zoned boys will get after you
Didn’t exist actually someone else found out
You look lke you spend your ife on tiktok
So, nothing at all?
Would u at least clean your fucking room
Heard they want a new female actor for Gollum
Deal with shitty people at work huh? Do you work from home?
Dude get a job so you can finish those fucking tattoos.
For every downvote you give these burns we know your feelings are hurt lol.
hahahahahahahaha damn
Definitely putting the pig in pigtails
TINKER BELL, LET GO OF THAT BOTTLE! STOP IT. ALCOHOL IS NOT GOOD FO YOU
Definitely putting the pig in pigtails
Be gone thot
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Well... Shit... That's a thing. 8am and I've had enough internet for the day.
Did you..cut your own hair?
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If I take it easy on you will you tell me which day to not come to school?
You look like the first attempt at a Logan Paul.
No amount of crunches will push you above a 7.
Those alien hand in the background are the only ones who will ever touch you
Two almost-cute girls sharing one body.
I don't like that link and your username
Perfect attendance since kindergarten: the equivalent of even my parents don’t want me home.