Inspired from LICENSE I did this 🤯
#17
by
xbruce22
- opened
Today when I was strolling down a dusty Oklahoma road,
I spotted a guy who looked broker than my Wi-Fi signal, so I sprinted to the closest coffee shop.
Yanked out my laptop like it was Avengers time and typed a contract that screams
“If you ever strike gold or land a job, every time you make $100, you owe me a lonely buck.”
Hit print, scribbled my autograph, then marched back to him like a lawyer on Red Bull,
handed over five crispy Benjamins and begged him to sign before he could blink.
-- Thanks Elon