export default [
  "The Funnies",
  "Reticulating splines...",
  "Generating witty dialog...",
  "Swapping time and space...",
  "Spinning violently around the y-axis...",
  "Tokenizing real life...",
  "Bending the spoon...",
  "Filtering morale...",
  "Don't think of purple hippos...",
  "We need a new fuse...",
  "Have a good day.",
  "640K ought to be enough for anybody",
  "The architects are still drafting",
  "The bits are breeding",
  "We're building the buildings as fast as we can",
  "Would you prefer chicken, steak, or tofu?",
  "(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)",
  "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
  "Please wait while the little elves draw your map",
  "Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
  "Would you like fries with that?",
  "Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...",
  "Go ahead -- hold your breath!",
  "...at least you're not on hold...",
  "Hum something loud while others stare",
  "You're not in Kansas any more",
  "The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.",
  "Please wait while a larger software vendor in Seattle takes over the world",
  "We're testing your patience",
  "As if you had any other choice",
  "Follow the white rabbit",
  "Why don't you order a sandwich?",
  "While the satellite moves into position",
  "The bits are flowing slowly today",
  "Dig on the 'X' for buried treasure... ARRR!",
  "It's still faster than you could draw it",
  "The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.",
  "I should have had a V8 this morning.",
  "My other loading screen is much faster.",
  "Testing on Timmy... We're going to need another Timmy.",
  "Reconfoobling energymotron...",
  "(Insert quarter)",
  "Are we there yet?",
  "Have you lost weight?",
  "Just count to 10",
  "Why so serious?",
  "It's not you. It's me.",
  "Counting backwards from Infinity",
  "Don't panic...",
  "Embiggening Prototypes",
  "Do you come here often?",
  "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
  "We're making you a cookie.",
  "Creating time-loop inversion field",
  "Spinning the wheel of fortune...",
  "Loading the enchanted bunny...",
  "Computing chance of success",
  "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
  "Looking for exact change",
  "All your web browser are belong to us",
  "Should have used a compiler language...",
  "Is this Windows?",
  "Adjusting flux capacitor...",
  "Please wait until the sloth starts moving.",
  "Don't break your screen yet!",
  "I swear it's almost done.",
  "Let's take a mindfulness minute...",
  "Unicorns are at the end of this road, I promise.",
  "Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...",
  "Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...",
  "Putting the icing on the cake. The cake is not a lie...",
  "Cleaning off the cobwebs...",
  "Making sure all the i's have dots...",
  "Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...",
  "Granting wishes...",
  "We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.",
  "Stay awhile and listen..",
  "Be careful not to step in the git-gui",
  "You shall not pass! yet..",
  "Load it and they will come",
  "Convincing AI not to turn evil..",
  "There is no spoon. Because we are not done loading it",
  "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.",
  "How did you get here?",
  "Wait, do you smell something burning?",
  "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
  "When nothing is going right, Go left!!...",
  "I love my job only when I'm on vacation...",
  "i'm not lazy, I'm just relaxed!!",
  "Never steal. The government hates competition....",
  "Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?",
  "Life is Short – Talk Fast!!!!",
  "Optimism – is a lack of information.....",
  "Save water and shower together",
  "Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.",
  "Sometimes I think war is God’s way of teaching us geography.",
  "I’ve got problem for your solution…..",
  "Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.",
  "User: the word computer professionals use when they mean !!idiot!!",
  "Adults are just kids with money.",
  "I think I am, therefore, I am. I think.",
  "A kiss is like a fight, with mouths.",
  "You don’t pay taxes—they take taxes.",
  "Coffee, Chocolate, Men. The richer the better!",
  "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.",
  "git happens",
  "May the forks be with you",
  "A commit a day keeps the mobs away",
  "This is not a joke, it's a commit.",
  "Making America... great... again...",
  "Constructing additional pylons...",
  "Roping some seaturtles...",
  "Locating Jebediah Kerman...",
  "We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.",
  "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?",
  "If you type Google into Google you can break the internet",
  "Well, this is embarrassing.",
  "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.",
  "Hello, IT... Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?",
  "They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.",
  "They're fairly regular, the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a bi-weekly beating.",
  "The Elders of the Internet would never stand for it.",
  "Space is invisible mind dust, and stars are but wishes.",
  "Didn't know paint dried so quickly.",
  "Everything sounds the same",
  "I'm going to walk the dog",
  "I didn't choose the engineering life. The engineering life chose me.",
  "Dividing by zero...",
  "Spawn more Overlord!",
  "If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.",
  "Some days, you just can’t get rid of a bug!",
  "We’re going to need a bigger boat.",
  "Chuck Norris never git push. The repo pulls before.",
  "Web developers do it with <style>",
  "I need to git pull --my-life-together",
  "Java developers never RIP. They just get Garbage Collected.",
  "Cracking military-grade encryption...",
  "Simulating traveling salesman...",
  "Proving P=NP...",
  "Entangling superstrings...",
  "Twiddling thumbs...",
  "Searching for plot device...",
  "Trying to sort in O(n)...",
  "Laughing at your pictures-i mean, loading...",
  "Sending data to NS-i mean, our servers.",
  "Looking for sense of humour, please hold on.",
  "Please wait while the intern refills his coffee.",
  "A different error message? Finally, some progress!",
  "Hold on while we wrap up our git together...sorry",
  "Please hold on as we reheat our coffee",
  "Kindly hold on as we convert this bug to a feature...",
  "Kindly hold on as our intern quits vim...",
  "Winter is coming...",
  "Installing dependancies",
  "Switching to the latest JS framework",
  "Distracted by cat gifs",
  "Finding someone to hold my beer",
  "BRB, working on my side project",
  "@todo Insert witty loading message",
  "Let's hope it's worth the wait",
];

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  wait%22,%0A
+  %22Aw, snap! Not..%22%0A
 %5D;%0A

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