export default [
  "Reticulating splines...",
  "Generating witty dialog...",
  "Swapping time and space...",
  "Spinning violently around the y-axis...",
  "Tokenizing real life...",
  "Bending the spoon...",
  "Filtering morale...",
  "Don't think of purple hippos...",
  "We need a new fuse...",
  "Have a good day.",
  "640K ought to be enough for anybody",
  "The architects are still drafting",
  "The bits are breeding",
  "We're building the buildings as fast as we can",
  "Would you prefer chicken, steak, or tofu?",
  "(Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain)",
  "...and enjoy the elevator music...",
  "Please wait while the little elves draw your map",
  "Don't worry - a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them",
  "Would you like fries with that?",
  "Checking the gravitational constant in your locale...",
  "Go ahead -- hold your breath!",
  "...at least you're not on hold...",
  "Hum something loud while others stare",
  "You're not in Kansas any more",
  "The server is powered by a lemon and two electrodes.",
  "Please wait while a larger software vendor in Seattle takes over the world",
  "We're testing your patience",
  "As if you had any other choice",
  "Follow the white rabbit",
  "Why don't you order a sandwich?",
  "While the satellite moves into position",
  "The bits are flowing slowly today",
  "Dig on the 'X' for buried treasure... ARRR!",
  "It's still faster than you could draw it",
  "The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.",
  "I should have had a V8 this morning.",
  "My other loading screen is much faster.",
  "Testing on Timmy... We're going to need another Timmy.",
  "Reconfoobling energymotron...",
  "(Insert quarter)",
  "Are we there yet?",
  "Have you lost weight?",
  "Just count to 10",
  "Why so serious?",
  "It's not you. It's me.",
  "Counting backwards from Infinity",
  "Don't panic...",
  "Embiggening Prototypes",
  "Do you come here often?",
  "Warning: Don't set yourself on fire.",
  "We're making you a cookie.",
  "Creating time-loop inversion field",
  "Spinning the wheel of fortune...",
  "Loading the enchanted bunny...",
  "Computing chance of success",
  "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that.",
  "Looking for exact change",
  "All your web browser are belong to us",
  "Should have used a compiler language...",
  "Is this Windows?",
  "Adjusting flux capacitor...",
  "Please wait until the sloth starts moving.",
  "Don't break your screen yet!",
  "I swear it's almost done.",
  "Let's take a mindfulness minute...",
  "Unicorns are at the end of this road, I promise.",
  "Listening for the sound of one hand clapping...",
  "Keeping all the 1's and removing all the 0's...",
  "Putting the icing on the cake. The cake is not a lie...",
  "Cleaning off the cobwebs...",
  "Making sure all the i's have dots...",
  "Connecting Neurotoxin Storage Tank...",
  "Granting wishes...",
  "We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.",
  "Stay awhile and listen..",
  "You shall not pass! yet..",
  "Load it and they will come",
  "Convincing AI not to turn evil..",
  "There is no spoon. Because we are not done loading it",
  "Your left thumb points to the right and your right thumb points to the left.",
  "How did you get here?",
  "Wait, do you smell something burning?",
  "Computing the secret to life, the universe, and everything.",
  "Making America... great... again...",
  "Constructing additional pylons...",
  "Roping some seaturtles...",
  "Locating Jebediah Kerman...",
  "We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.",
  "Hello IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?",
  "If you type Google into Google you can break the internet",
  "Well, this is embarrassing."
];

@@ -3763,12 +3763,53 @@
 assing.%22
+,%0A  %22Didn't know paint dried so quickly.%22
 %0A%5D;%0A

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