package eco.game;

import java.util.Random;

public class SplashText {
	
	private static String[] splashes;
	
	private static String splash = "";
	
	static{
		splashes = new String[]{
				"95% Stable",
				"Thousands of bugs!",
				"Artifical but not intelligent",
				"java.lang.nullPointerException: splash not found. At: SplashText.java(15)",
				"10,000 lines!",
				"Just like Minecraft",
				"Your turn to be a conquistador!",
				"How many of these are there?",
				"Font schmont! Who cares if you can read it?",
				"Multicultural!"
		};
	}
	
	public static void newSplash(){
		Random random = new Random();
		splash =  splashes[random.nextInt(splashes.length)];
	}
	
	public static String getSplash(){
		return splash;
	}

}

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-Multicultural!
+What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snowballs.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22I went to the bank the other day and asked the banker to check my balance, so she pushed me!%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay. He woke up.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Et tu, Brute?%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Gotta catch 'em all!%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Why is wood made out of splinters?%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Connecting to the NSA...%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Persistent pain is something that conflicted with his cosy picture of the world.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Does fuzzy logic tickle?%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Relax, it's only ones and zeros%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22You're lucky if I can read my own code%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22'Lemme just draw it on the board.'%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Windows - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22A P. Heikompf production%22,%0A%09%09%09%09%22Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? Yeah, he pasta way.
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