There I am, sitting not being able to sleep, so I get on the computer. Then, the door behind me opens. Keep in mind it's very dark.  The door OPENS, and when I look, NOTHING is there but two yellow eyes. We look at eachother. They keyboard, that was on my lap, is thrown to the ground, and I jump high and fly through the air like the sun god apallo while the yellow eyes run away, screaming like a fucking girl. I carefully walk up to the door, cardboard box in hand, (what the fuck was I planning to do with it?) and dropped it. 

It was my grandmothers cat. He nudged the door open! Nobody woke up and I was fine, but that scared me. The cat was fine though, he's still the fluffy cutness cat that we love.
user
Thought my grandmothers cat was a ghost, it was just an opening door. I got scared and dropped
assistant
There I am, sitting not being able to sleep, so I get on the computer. Then, the door behind me opens. Keep in mind it's very dark.  The door OPENS, and when I look, NOTHING is there but two yellow eyes. We look at eachother. They keyboard, that was on my lap, is thrown to the ground, and I jump high and fly through the air like the sun god apallo while the yellow eyes run away, screaming like a fucking girl. I carefully walk up to the door, cardboard box in hand, (what the fuck was I planning to do with it?) and dropped it. 

It was my grandmothers cat. He nudged the door open! Nobody woke up and I was fine, but that scared me. The cat was fine though, he's still the fluffy cutness cat that we love.
user
sat up in middle of night and door behind me opened. Cat nudged door open and ran away.
assistant