Note: First post here, unsure where NSFW or not.

This fuck up took place about 3 weeks ago during the day of a small time festival located on a beach. About 95% of the festival-goers indulge in drugs and I contribute to that 95%, however it was a relatively tame day - I had some LSD. As I began to enter the 4/5th hour, myself and 4 friends, who shall be dubbed M, J, E and R, were enjoying our time at the beach before the festival started. 

Whilst M and J were swimming, myself E and R sat on the sand and watched onwards. As many others would do, I decided to play with the sand and at this stage I was peaking relatively hard. I'm not going to write a trip report so if you don't know the effects of LSD at the 4/5th-ish hour - my vision was impaired. As I played with handfuls of sand I drew upon the contrasts between dry and wet sand. *It's amazing - dry sand can simply just fall through your fingers - woah so many grains - whilst wet sand just clumps up.* I was enjoying myself as I sifted my hands through the sand infront of me until I started wondering why this one clump of wet sand was warm. *Wow, how has this clump of wet sand has somehow not dried out yet from the hot summers sun.* At first I did not think twice about it. It was simply hot wet sand - until I looked down upon my hands.

In my hand was a clump of hot sandy-brown sand. A waft blew into my nose as I rose my hand towards my face and I was struck with a familiar scent - human shit. Some degenerate in the middle of the day took a shit on the beach, covered it with a hand full of sand, and fucked off. The ocean was about 10-15 metres from where I was sitting! Why couldn't the beach-shitter not just take an aquapoo!? The next 5-10 minutes involved E and R laughing at me whilst I cursed out the entire world trying to wash human shit from my hands and nails with salt watery-wet sand. The smell of human shit stuck around my hand for a few hours after this happened.
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TIFU by playing with sand whilst on LSD - turned
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Note: First post here, unsure where NSFW or not.

This fuck up took place about 3 weeks ago during the day of a small time festival located on a beach. About 95% of the festival-goers indulge in drugs and I contribute to that 95%, however it was a relatively tame day - I had some LSD. As I began to enter the 4/5th hour, myself and 4 friends, who shall be dubbed M, J, E and R, were enjoying our time at the beach before the festival started. 

Whilst M and J were swimming, myself E and R sat on the sand and watched onwards. As many others would do, I decided to play with the sand and at this stage I was peaking relatively hard. I'm not going to write a trip report so if you don't know the effects of LSD at the 4/5th-ish hour - my vision was impaired. As I played with handfuls of sand I drew upon the contrasts between dry and wet sand. *It's amazing - dry sand can simply just fall through your fingers - woah so many grains - whilst wet sand just clumps up.* I was enjoying myself as I sifted my hands through the sand infront of me until I started wondering why this one clump of wet sand was warm. *Wow, how has this clump of wet sand has somehow not dried out yet from the hot summers sun.* At first I did not think twice about it. It was simply hot wet sand - until I looked down upon my hands.

In my hand was a clump of hot sandy-brown sand. A waft blew into my nose as I rose my hand towards my face and I was struck with a familiar scent - human shit. Some degenerate in the middle of the day took a shit on the beach, covered it with a hand full of sand, and fucked off. The ocean was about 10-15 metres from where I was sitting! Why couldn't the beach-shitter not just take an aquapoo!? The next 5-10 minutes involved E and R laughing at me whilst I cursed out the entire world trying to wash human shit from my hands and nails with salt watery-wet sand. The smell of human shit stuck around my hand for a few hours after this happened.
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Played with sand, drew a clump of wet sand on
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