Hey fellow revenge-lovers, here's a quick one, that happened about an hour ago. The instigator and your hero ~~(OP)~~ are both in college, but let's admit that we all can be juvenile before we go any further.

So, during my P. Chem class, my friend reached over and wrote *Bitch* my big eraser, one of [these] ( to be exact. She even had the gall to do it in blue ink and it was rather unexpected. I was shocked but began calmly planning vengeance all behind a laugh and a smile. 

A little later she got hers out, and I commented on our matching erasers. I know an revenge-portunity when I see it, and I knew I had to act fast. It's worth noting here that her label shell is newer and cleaner and mine was a bit ripped and dirty.

While she was packing her stuff when class finished, I switched our erasers, being sure to switch label shells so she wouldn't notice until she got ready to use it again. I have to admit, [I felt like 007 for a moment] (
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My friend wrote *Bitch* on my eraser, I switched our labels to make
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Hey fellow revenge-lovers, here's a quick one, that happened about an hour ago. The instigator and your hero ~~(OP)~~ are both in college, but let's admit that we all can be juvenile before we go any further.

So, during my P. Chem class, my friend reached over and wrote *Bitch* my big eraser, one of [these] ( to be exact. She even had the gall to do it in blue ink and it was rather unexpected. I was shocked but began calmly planning vengeance all behind a laugh and a smile. 

A little later she got hers out, and I commented on our matching erasers. I know an revenge-portunity when I see it, and I knew I had to act fast. It's worth noting here that her label shell is newer and cleaner and mine was a bit ripped and dirty.

While she was packing her stuff when class finished, I switched our erasers, being sure to switch label shells so she wouldn't notice until she got ready to use it again. I have to admit, [I felt like 007 for a moment] (
user
Decided to switch labels of two erasers my friend wrote, against her will.
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