There I am, sitting not being able to sleep, so I get on the computer. Then, the door behind me opens. Keep in mind it's very dark.  The door OPENS, and when I look, NOTHING is there but two yellow eyes. We look at eachother. They keyboard, that was on my lap, is thrown to the ground, and I jump high and fly through the air like the sun god apallo while the yellow eyes run away, screaming like a fucking girl. I carefully walk up to the door, cardboard box in hand, (what the fuck was I planning to do with it?) and dropped it. 

It was my grandmothers cat. He nudged the door open! Nobody woke up and I was fine, but that scared me. The cat was fine though, he's still the fluffy cutness cat that we love.
user
Thought my grandmothers cat was a ghost, it was just an opening door. I got scared and dropped
assistant
There I am, sitting not being able to sleep, so I get on the computer. Then, the door behind me opens. Keep in mind it's very dark.  The door OPENS, and when I look, NOTHING is there but two yellow eyes. We look at eachother. They keyboard, that was on my lap, is thrown to the ground, and I jump high and fly through the air like the sun god apallo while the yellow eyes run away, screaming like a fucking girl. I carefully walk up to the door, cardboard box in hand, (what the fuck was I planning to do with it?) and dropped it. 

It was my grandmothers cat. He nudged the door open! Nobody woke up and I was fine, but that scared me. The cat was fine though, he's still the fluffy cutness cat that we love.
user
Thought a cat was a ghost, he was a cat, I thought he was a ghost, he was
assistant