This happened 2 hours ago. For a little background first I am a junior in high school and just got dumped by a girl I have been with since midway through my sophomore year so a little over around a year. it's been pretty hard on me and my friends have been doing the best they can to keep me positive and upbeat. Which leads to today's incident. Me and 7 of my friends went to an elementary school to play ultimate Frisbee cause we had the day off from school and who doesn't love ultimate Frisbee?  When we got to the school we set up cones on the big open field in the back and got to playin.  About a quarter of the way through our first game I see this girl just chillin on this bench about 100 yards away. From where I was standing she looked to be my age and attractive to boot. So me with my achey breaky heart thinks "well maybe I can get her number or something if I can pull off some kickass Frisbee playing". So my friends and I continue playing and I'm going all out trying to get this girl to fall head over heals for my mastery of the flying disc. Then I throw a ridiculously awful pass to a friend and that shit goes sailing to about 10 yards in front of this girl and I immediately think, "this is it I'll run over, get the Frisbee from her, start up a little convo then get her number. It's perfect!  So I start running over and as I get closer and closer this girl starts appearing younger and younger and finally when a few body lengths away from her I realize that this girl is maybe 12 years old at max. I then notice her holding my Frisbee with the maniacal smile of a monkey ready to fling some poop at its trainer. I stop and lock eyes with her and realize what is about to happen. Before I can make a move she takes off in a mad dash to what I'm assuming was her mom's mini van with MY Frisbee. She got away and my friends went home shortly after.
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Played ultimate Frisbee with friends, thought I was
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This happened 2 hours ago. For a little background first I am a junior in high school and just got dumped by a girl I have been with since midway through my sophomore year so a little over around a year. it's been pretty hard on me and my friends have been doing the best they can to keep me positive and upbeat. Which leads to today's incident. Me and 7 of my friends went to an elementary school to play ultimate Frisbee cause we had the day off from school and who doesn't love ultimate Frisbee?  When we got to the school we set up cones on the big open field in the back and got to playin.  About a quarter of the way through our first game I see this girl just chillin on this bench about 100 yards away. From where I was standing she looked to be my age and attractive to boot. So me with my achey breaky heart thinks "well maybe I can get her number or something if I can pull off some kickass Frisbee playing". So my friends and I continue playing and I'm going all out trying to get this girl to fall head over heals for my mastery of the flying disc. Then I throw a ridiculously awful pass to a friend and that shit goes sailing to about 10 yards in front of this girl and I immediately think, "this is it I'll run over, get the Frisbee from her, start up a little convo then get her number. It's perfect!  So I start running over and as I get closer and closer this girl starts appearing younger and younger and finally when a few body lengths away from her I realize that this girl is maybe 12 years old at max. I then notice her holding my Frisbee with the maniacal smile of a monkey ready to fling some poop at its trainer. I stop and lock eyes with her and realize what is about to happen. Before I can make a move she takes off in a mad dash to what I'm assuming was her mom's mini van with MY Frisbee. She got away and my friends went home shortly after.
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TIFU by thinking I was impressing a hot
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