Ok, my friend's being kind of a douche.
Ever since he got on this dating spree (and hit up a couple cheap girls) (you know what I mean) He's been kind of a douche about everything.

Let's just say that last weekend it ended up being the following: Out on a date with a a dumb blondes (night ended in the blonde using him for drinks and ignored him for like half the time) and invited all of us to tag along (it's saturday night out) and just didn't invite one of our friends cause he had a big ass beard (brazilian).

And this was like what lol. the 8th chick in like 6 months? (all of them were either dumb sluts or batshit crazy) (which would also explain how he got them into bed on first dates) Which is pretty funny because we still just tag along and watch him make a fool of himself.

So. What I am alluding to is: We're gonna go on www.girlfriendhire.com and get a chick to add him on facebook (next Sunday after we go out again) and pretend she met him at a bar/club/whatever we hit up and asked us for his info and proceed to hit on my friend for about a week (denying dates for the first week and then agreeing to one and then cancel at the last moment) Then we reveal that it was a prank and he's being an asshole.

P.S. The chick would be required to send us all convos they have 

P.S.S. He's the best wingman ever. he goes in and does his stupid shit and we jump in and apologize and get the girls
user
Going on girlfriendhire.com
assistant
Ok, my friend's being kind of a douche.
Ever since he got on this dating spree (and hit up a couple cheap girls) (you know what I mean) He's been kind of a douche about everything.

Let's just say that last weekend it ended up being the following: Out on a date with a a dumb blondes (night ended in the blonde using him for drinks and ignored him for like half the time) and invited all of us to tag along (it's saturday night out) and just didn't invite one of our friends cause he had a big ass beard (brazilian).

And this was like what lol. the 8th chick in like 6 months? (all of them were either dumb sluts or batshit crazy) (which would also explain how he got them into bed on first dates) Which is pretty funny because we still just tag along and watch him make a fool of himself.

So. What I am alluding to is: We're gonna go on www.girlfriendhire.com and get a chick to add him on facebook (next Sunday after we go out again) and pretend she met him at a bar/club/whatever we hit up and asked us for his info and proceed to hit on my friend for about a week (denying dates for the first week and then agreeing to one and then cancel at the last moment) Then we reveal that it was a prank and he's being an asshole.

P.S. The chick would be required to send us all convos they have 

P.S.S. He's the best wingman ever. he goes in and does his stupid shit and we jump in and apologize and get the girls
user
Got a chick
assistant