T'was the night before college orientation, and not a creature was stirring except for little old me. I stirred and stirred and sleep eluded me for hours and hours. I became impatient with the untimeliness of slumber so I decided it would be wise to know myself out. I quickly learned that I am very much not wise. *DO NOT DO THIS IT WORKS TRUST ME* If you lay down for a few minutes and then stand up and then stick your thumb in your mouth and blow, but without letting any air out you lose consciousness. But I thought I were smarter than I am and that I would lean forward so that I would fall onto my bed. I quickly learned that I am also not smarter than I am, as I forgot to lean forward. I collapsed and slammed the back corner of my head against a hard back of a chair. The next day at Orientation was uneventful until I would periodically lose feeling in my arm and lose control of my mouth which started biting my lips. But despite my enlarged head, both proverbially and literally, I am in college. So my fellow savages, remember if you cannot fall asleep, do not knock yourself out, it also does not work because I woke up thirty seconds later.
user
I tried to knock myself out by rushing blood into my head in order to fall asleep faster, I forgot to lean forward in order to fall onto my head and I bashed my head on a hard chair when
assistant
T'was the night before college orientation, and not a creature was stirring except for little old me. I stirred and stirred and sleep eluded me for hours and hours. I became impatient with the untimeliness of slumber so I decided it would be wise to know myself out. I quickly learned that I am very much not wise. *DO NOT DO THIS IT WORKS TRUST ME* If you lay down for a few minutes and then stand up and then stick your thumb in your mouth and blow, but without letting any air out you lose consciousness. But I thought I were smarter than I am and that I would lean forward so that I would fall onto my bed. I quickly learned that I am also not smarter than I am, as I forgot to lean forward. I collapsed and slammed the back corner of my head against a hard back of a chair. The next day at Orientation was uneventful until I would periodically lose feeling in my arm and lose control of my mouth which started biting my lips. But despite my enlarged head, both proverbially and literally, I am in college. So my fellow savages, remember if you cannot fall asleep, do not knock yourself out, it also does not work because I woke up thirty seconds later.
user
I knocked myself out by falling on my head, woke up thirty seconds later, but was still in college.
assistant