Not sure this is the right subreddit, so direct me to a better one if need be.  My ex (with whom I am discussing reconciliation) drunk dialed me after having consumed more alcohol than any human being should have survived, let alone been conscious.  

We had a long talk where I asked him many questions, almost all the answers were things I truly wanted to hear and never imagined I would.

I began to wonder if it was too good to be true when the conversation took this turn.

**Him:** When I first saw you I thought you were so beautiful. I figured I was fucked because you were so far out of my league.

**Me:** Then you eventually saw me naked and realized I totally wasn't LOL.  (we pick and play, lots of barbs towards each other and ourselves, and after a massive weight loss I'm literally less than half the size I was and am insecure about my loose skin and stretch marks)

**Him:** No, I saw you naked and I was like, oh, that's not that bad, I can deal with that.

wow.  Yeah, I think he was being honest, don't you?  I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or what.
user
guy drunkenly
assistant
Not sure this is the right subreddit, so direct me to a better one if need be.  My ex (with whom I am discussing reconciliation) drunk dialed me after having consumed more alcohol than any human being should have survived, let alone been conscious.  

We had a long talk where I asked him many questions, almost all the answers were things I truly wanted to hear and never imagined I would.

I began to wonder if it was too good to be true when the conversation took this turn.

**Him:** When I first saw you I thought you were so beautiful. I figured I was fucked because you were so far out of my league.

**Me:** Then you eventually saw me naked and realized I totally wasn't LOL.  (we pick and play, lots of barbs towards each other and ourselves, and after a massive weight loss I'm literally less than half the size I was and am insecure about my loose skin and stretch marks)

**Him:** No, I saw you naked and I was like, oh, that's not that bad, I can deal with that.

wow.  Yeah, I think he was being honest, don't you?  I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or what.
user
ex drunk
assistant