This JUST fucking happened and now I'm dealing with the aftermath.  Figured I'd come write this as I need a breather and to clear my head.

 As some of you may know, the Rolling Stones are going back on tour in the US this year.  Ticket sales started at 10:00 this morning for American Express card holders.  Well I don't have an AMEX card.  Fuck up number #1.  My boss does, who is real cool so I kindly ask him if I can use his card and I'll give him the cash.  No problem he says. Great, I'm about to go to the fuckin Stones concert!

Of course there's a million fucking other people on the website trying to buy tickets so this shit isn't working. It kept saying "unable to process you request".  There's a timer counting down so I'm about to miss out.  I click "buy tickets" again. Still nothing.  It kicks me out and I go back in. "buy tickets".  This goes on a couple more times. Still nothing. I'm 
starting to get sad. Oh well, I tried. A little disappointed but not the end of the world.

I go to give my boss back his card and he's just staring at me without blinking or saying a word. I say thanks, but get the feeling somethings wrong.  He says, "how many fucking tickets did you buy man?" I tell him none, I couldn't get it to work.  He shows me SIX charges on his card for over $1500!!!

I don't have an email, a confirmation number, nothing.  I especially don't have $1500 for 12 fucking Rolling Stones tickets. Jesus Christ
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I fucked up by trying to buy tickets for the Stones in America, spent $1500. Boss is pissed off, I don't have an email
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This JUST fucking happened and now I'm dealing with the aftermath.  Figured I'd come write this as I need a breather and to clear my head.

 As some of you may know, the Rolling Stones are going back on tour in the US this year.  Ticket sales started at 10:00 this morning for American Express card holders.  Well I don't have an AMEX card.  Fuck up number #1.  My boss does, who is real cool so I kindly ask him if I can use his card and I'll give him the cash.  No problem he says. Great, I'm about to go to the fuckin Stones concert!

Of course there's a million fucking other people on the website trying to buy tickets so this shit isn't working. It kept saying "unable to process you request".  There's a timer counting down so I'm about to miss out.  I click "buy tickets" again. Still nothing.  It kicks me out and I go back in. "buy tickets".  This goes on a couple more times. Still nothing. I'm 
starting to get sad. Oh well, I tried. A little disappointed but not the end of the world.

I go to give my boss back his card and he's just staring at me without blinking or saying a word. I say thanks, but get the feeling somethings wrong.  He says, "how many fucking tickets did you buy man?" I tell him none, I couldn't get it to work.  He shows me SIX charges on his card for over $1500!!!

I don't have an email, a confirmation number, nothing.  I especially don't have $1500 for 12 fucking Rolling Stones tickets. Jesus Christ
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bought Rolling Stones tickets, couldn't get it to work, boss found out I didn't have the money to pay for the tickets, he's pissed...
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