I, as most people- have had LOTS of these but I'll tell the biggest.

 When I was 16 I was not really attractive. I was a bit tall, lanky and had a reputation for being funny. I had a friend who was 28, he and his wife had 4 kids and I would just hang out with the whole family, it was a fun time. My friend had a jacked up back, so I would help him with stuff around the house when I had time.

 One time, he calls up and asks if I can help clean his roof/back yard, I don't think anything of it and go for it. He picks me up and brings me to the house, the kids are off at his parents, his wife is gardening in the front yard. After almost an hour, his parents called, one of the kids hurt themselves so he's going to run across town. After he's gone a few, I go inside to get a drink and his wife is inside and has changed into short-shorts and super low-cut top. She spends the next 20 minutes **all over** me, just laughing, running her hand down my chest, LOTS of touching, and I in that moment, I defined *clueless*.  A few minutes later I go up to the roof and keep on cleaning.

For the record, I wouldn't have hit that, she was gorgeous but I loved that family.
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friends wife tried to get me to bone her, I
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I, as most people- have had LOTS of these but I'll tell the biggest.

 When I was 16 I was not really attractive. I was a bit tall, lanky and had a reputation for being funny. I had a friend who was 28, he and his wife had 4 kids and I would just hang out with the whole family, it was a fun time. My friend had a jacked up back, so I would help him with stuff around the house when I had time.

 One time, he calls up and asks if I can help clean his roof/back yard, I don't think anything of it and go for it. He picks me up and brings me to the house, the kids are off at his parents, his wife is gardening in the front yard. After almost an hour, his parents called, one of the kids hurt themselves so he's going to run across town. After he's gone a few, I go inside to get a drink and his wife is inside and has changed into short-shorts and super low-cut top. She spends the next 20 minutes **all over** me, just laughing, running her hand down my chest, LOTS of touching, and I in that moment, I defined *clueless*.  A few minutes later I go up to the roof and keep on cleaning.

For the record, I wouldn't have hit that, she was gorgeous but I loved that family.
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I was clueless as to what was going on, I
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