I keep the TV on in the background and I forgot to change the channel. Let's Make a Deal comes on, and I swear to $Deity, these people are having near orgasms for *everything*. 

Wheel spinning to select a contestant? Most exciting thing ever!

Get to actually *be* the next contestant? Undulate wildly as if having a seizure.

Pick a case? Jump up and down like it contains an actual genie.

Someone pick your case to open? That person is a closer friend to you than your entire family, scream encouragement at them!

I just don't get it. They clearly tart it up for syndication, but I keep thinking I'm missing something here. Surely, people don't get this keyed-up over such trivialities.
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Are people really as excited and excited as
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I keep the TV on in the background and I forgot to change the channel. Let's Make a Deal comes on, and I swear to $Deity, these people are having near orgasms for *everything*. 

Wheel spinning to select a contestant? Most exciting thing ever!

Get to actually *be* the next contestant? Undulate wildly as if having a seizure.

Pick a case? Jump up and down like it contains an actual genie.

Someone pick your case to open? That person is a closer friend to you than your entire family, scream encouragement at them!

I just don't get it. They clearly tart it up for syndication, but I keep thinking I'm missing something here. Surely, people don't get this keyed-up over such trivialities.
user
Let's Make a Deal and its ilk portrey
assistant