Well here's my story. Me and my mother had been looking for apartment to rent. I was also dating this guy who lived in Oklahoma (I live in Texas) Not that far away, but far enough to be long distance for sure. I have never met him, but I was sure this was my love of my life.

I begged him to come to Texas for a couple weeks for my Junior Prom, he was reluctant, considering he had no job, (I know how to pick winners, huh?) but I finally convinced him. Well we found a duplex about a week before he came to visit, so when he came, we didn't have much.

Me and my mother went and picked him up, and my adrenaline does weird things to my body. I was shaking like a leaf and I wasn't feeling well, but I brushed it off. We came back to the house and I knew instantly I needed to go. So I excuse myself and rush to our bathroom and took the shit of my life. After about 10 minutes of pushing, I finally let it out and decide to flush before I put any toilet paper in. Well... figures out I clogged the toilet with just my turd. And having just moved in, we had no plunger. So I had to poke my head out of the bathroom door and call my mom in there and ask her to go to the store and pick up a plunger. My ex just died laughing.
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I took a massive dump and clogged the toilet when my out
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Well here's my story. Me and my mother had been looking for apartment to rent. I was also dating this guy who lived in Oklahoma (I live in Texas) Not that far away, but far enough to be long distance for sure. I have never met him, but I was sure this was my love of my life.

I begged him to come to Texas for a couple weeks for my Junior Prom, he was reluctant, considering he had no job, (I know how to pick winners, huh?) but I finally convinced him. Well we found a duplex about a week before he came to visit, so when he came, we didn't have much.

Me and my mother went and picked him up, and my adrenaline does weird things to my body. I was shaking like a leaf and I wasn't feeling well, but I brushed it off. We came back to the house and I knew instantly I needed to go. So I excuse myself and rush to our bathroom and took the shit of my life. After about 10 minutes of pushing, I finally let it out and decide to flush before I put any toilet paper in. Well... figures out I clogged the toilet with just my turd. And having just moved in, we had no plunger. So I had to poke my head out of the bathroom door and call my mom in there and ask her to go to the store and pick up a plunger. My ex just died laughing.
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I defecated in front of my ex-gf so I could put toilet
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