**Dammit.**

Okay reddit, here's a good one for you. I'm a hopeless romantic. So I meet this girl on OKCupid and we talk for several days straight. Things are moving along well and I decide to ask her out in a creative way.

[So I make her this image, crafted to suit her interests.]( I thought it was a sweet gesture.

Satisfied, I upload it to imgur and, while writing out the message on OKCupid, start browsing /r/spacedicks on a dare from a friend. We're trading links back and forth in attempt to gross each other out.

(NSFW) The last image I had on my clipboard was [this one]( which is moderately harmless by spacedicks standards.

Didn't think twice about it. Finished the OKCupid message and pasted an imgur link, thinking it was the image I made. Message sent.

**Oh. Fuck. No. Did I just send ... what I think I sent?** Yep. I sure fucking did.

I scramble to come up with an excuse for the lewd photo, but what kind of excuse do you have for having **a nude man with a crane hook in his ass** on your clipboard?

*"Heh, I swear I'm not a creep. I'm not weird. I was just trying to ... gross my friend out ... by ... sending these type ... photos over the internet ... Heheh ... eheh?"*

I tried blaming it on a coworker, saying that people were fucking with my account. But honestly, there was **a nude man with a crane hook in his ass** sent on a dating website. I don't think any excuse will suffice.

Okay, I can understand the collective laughter. I think it's pretty funny too and I normally wouldn't care, but the girl seemed legit and appeared to be my type.

She hasn't responded yet, nor do I think she will. I'm looking for advice of course.
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Made a photo of a man with a crane hook in his ass and posted it on OKCupid.
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**Dammit.**

Okay reddit, here's a good one for you. I'm a hopeless romantic. So I meet this girl on OKCupid and we talk for several days straight. Things are moving along well and I decide to ask her out in a creative way.

[So I make her this image, crafted to suit her interests.]( I thought it was a sweet gesture.

Satisfied, I upload it to imgur and, while writing out the message on OKCupid, start browsing /r/spacedicks on a dare from a friend. We're trading links back and forth in attempt to gross each other out.

(NSFW) The last image I had on my clipboard was [this one]( which is moderately harmless by spacedicks standards.

Didn't think twice about it. Finished the OKCupid message and pasted an imgur link, thinking it was the image I made. Message sent.

**Oh. Fuck. No. Did I just send ... what I think I sent?** Yep. I sure fucking did.

I scramble to come up with an excuse for the lewd photo, but what kind of excuse do you have for having **a nude man with a crane hook in his ass** on your clipboard?

*"Heh, I swear I'm not a creep. I'm not weird. I was just trying to ... gross my friend out ... by ... sending these type ... photos over the internet ... Heheh ... eheh?"*

I tried blaming it on a coworker, saying that people were fucking with my account. But honestly, there was **a nude man with a crane hook in his ass** sent on a dating website. I don't think any excuse will suffice.

Okay, I can understand the collective laughter. I think it's pretty funny too and I normally wouldn't care, but the girl seemed legit and appeared to be my type.

She hasn't responded yet, nor do I think she will. I'm looking for advice of course.
user
I made a girl think I was into her when I was just being a creep. She's looking for an explanation of
assistant