Sitting on a bench outside the local coffee shop this morning, the man to my right started telling me religious gibberish that quickly turned in to a rant about how Obama is fixing basketball games for Jews who knew that Israel was going to nuke Lebanon. The family to my left was increasingly scared as the volume rose as the man claimed that the NSA wire taps couldn't be used to know his future blah blah blah. 

Realizing that listening wasn't calming him, and that he was making a scene at this populated tranquil hangout, I asked him to come close. As he leans in I told him, "**I'm 10 years with the IDF and now I crunch big data for the NSA. We've been waiting for you to realize everything you have. Please go home now and we will get word to you in the coming days.**" 

He looked at me with astonishment.

I winked.

He closed his mouth, threw his shoulders back, and walked away confidently.
user
told a mentally unstable guy to go home
assistant
Sitting on a bench outside the local coffee shop this morning, the man to my right started telling me religious gibberish that quickly turned in to a rant about how Obama is fixing basketball games for Jews who knew that Israel was going to nuke Lebanon. The family to my left was increasingly scared as the volume rose as the man claimed that the NSA wire taps couldn't be used to know his future blah blah blah. 

Realizing that listening wasn't calming him, and that he was making a scene at this populated tranquil hangout, I asked him to come close. As he leans in I told him, "**I'm 10 years with the IDF and now I crunch big data for the NSA. We've been waiting for you to realize everything you have. Please go home now and we will get word to you in the coming days.**" 

He looked at me with astonishment.

I winked.

He closed his mouth, threw his shoulders back, and walked away confidently.
user
Anti-Israel conspiracy theorist came to the NSA and
assistant