So like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It happened around last year but still makes me cringe like nails on my chalkboard.

A little backstory; I'm a young, spoiled teenager. My parents purchased a second home for vacations in France a few years ago. We visit often, almost every weekend in fact. But I've always noticed there dwell a lot of insects in that house. They usually don't bother me and do their own thing, but the one thing I despise in that house is wasps. They are quite common during some times of year there, so I hate going there at those times. It also happens to be very cold at those times.

I am also a big fan of knives and have a lot of them.

One night, I was on my way to this house and had made an appointment with a person who lived along the way to this vacation house. He wanted to sell me some knives for a very good price and I bought them without regret.

Finally our road trip was over and we arrived at the house. I usually sleep on the couch in the room with our TV (because I'm lazy) and decided it was about time to tuck myself in.

As I laid down, I felt an incredibly powerful sting under my arm. At first I thought I had laid down on my knife and I had received a small cut. But when I looked to see if my knife was actually under my arm, boom.

A big fucking wasp was walking around right there under my arm, looking for a warm spot to sleep I'd assume. I fell off the couch trying to back away and asked my father for some cream to put on the sting wound.
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TIFU by laying down on couch, got a wasp stinger
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So like most TIFUs, this didn't happen today. It happened around last year but still makes me cringe like nails on my chalkboard.

A little backstory; I'm a young, spoiled teenager. My parents purchased a second home for vacations in France a few years ago. We visit often, almost every weekend in fact. But I've always noticed there dwell a lot of insects in that house. They usually don't bother me and do their own thing, but the one thing I despise in that house is wasps. They are quite common during some times of year there, so I hate going there at those times. It also happens to be very cold at those times.

I am also a big fan of knives and have a lot of them.

One night, I was on my way to this house and had made an appointment with a person who lived along the way to this vacation house. He wanted to sell me some knives for a very good price and I bought them without regret.

Finally our road trip was over and we arrived at the house. I usually sleep on the couch in the room with our TV (because I'm lazy) and decided it was about time to tuck myself in.

As I laid down, I felt an incredibly powerful sting under my arm. At first I thought I had laid down on my knife and I had received a small cut. But when I looked to see if my knife was actually under my arm, boom.

A big fucking wasp was walking around right there under my arm, looking for a warm spot to sleep I'd assume. I fell off the couch trying to back away and asked my father for some cream to put on the sting wound.
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Was on vacation house, laid down, got stung by some
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