I'll give an example. last week I ended up needing to poop worse in my life than I ever have. Ever. The bathroom was full with a line of women and I was fidgeting trying to keep the monster within. Now, if any of you have had this experience, you know that this kind of poop waits for no one. I eventually had to beg the ladies to go in front of them and they reluctantly agreed. I pulled down my pants and all hell broke loose. Except, I didn't have time to lift the toilet seat. "oh god." I left with my head down and pretty much bolted. I felt my pocket and "oh god" for the second time, I had left my fucking phone in the bathroom with the ladies who witnessed my buttocalypse.
user
Explosive diarrhea all over toilet seat. Left my phone among
assistant
I'll give an example. last week I ended up needing to poop worse in my life than I ever have. Ever. The bathroom was full with a line of women and I was fidgeting trying to keep the monster within. Now, if any of you have had this experience, you know that this kind of poop waits for no one. I eventually had to beg the ladies to go in front of them and they reluctantly agreed. I pulled down my pants and all hell broke loose. Except, I didn't have time to lift the toilet seat. "oh god." I left with my head down and pretty much bolted. I felt my pocket and "oh god" for the second time, I had left my fucking phone in the bathroom with the ladies who witnessed my buttocalypse.
user
had to poop, ladies obliged, left my phone in the
assistant