Much like mankind incurred the wrath of gods in ancient legends, so have I invoked punishment from on high for my folly. In my foolishness, I have tried to eat 5 apples at once with peanut butter. After completing 2 and one half of said fruits, I recognized my mistake. Like Icarus who flew too close to the sun and suffered the consequences for it, so have I undergone punishment for my actions. The offbrand peanut butter that I purchased for consumption was like tasting the defecation of Hades itself. With each apple slice that I dipped, I felt more of my life force fade until I could no longer continue. Defeated, I accepted my loss and uttered a guttural cry from the depths of my soul. I will have to shit very badly tomorrow.
user
Tried to eat
assistant
Much like mankind incurred the wrath of gods in ancient legends, so have I invoked punishment from on high for my folly. In my foolishness, I have tried to eat 5 apples at once with peanut butter. After completing 2 and one half of said fruits, I recognized my mistake. Like Icarus who flew too close to the sun and suffered the consequences for it, so have I undergone punishment for my actions. The offbrand peanut butter that I purchased for consumption was like tasting the defecation of Hades itself. With each apple slice that I dipped, I felt more of my life force fade until I could no longer continue. Defeated, I accepted my loss and uttered a guttural cry from the depths of my soul. I will have to shit very badly tomorrow.
user
I ate too
assistant