this was the first time i got pulled over by a cop.  i was coming back home after picking up some pizza for the family, and i had it in the front seat.  i was playing some loud music and i maaaay have been going 15 over and rolled a stop sign.  he was at the stop sign opposite from me and blinked his lights in his cop suv.  he's right on my tail and i'm so close to home that i had hopes to make it into my driveway and he'd let me go.  wasnt so lucky and made it right outside my house.  he asks me for my papers etc and asks me i live.  i point to my house and noticed my family staring out the window at me laughing.  i was 17 at the time and had pretty long hair and a beard (totally looked like a stoner).  he asks me, "do you have any drugs in here or anything illegal?" i replied (i know i messed up) "there is nothing in here to my knowledge." straight up he replies quickly with a stern look on his face "YOU'RE LYING TO ME."  i was just like sir, i don't have anything in my car.  he answers back "so you're telling me that if i go grab my dogs in the back of my car, that they won't attack you?"  i had a moment of badassery and said in an innocent voice, "well they might attack me over this pizza that i got right here."  he took my papers and went back to his car.  came back a few minutes later no ticket, just a warning.  great day.  so reddit! tell me about your funny cop stories!
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got pulled over for speeding and rolling a stop sign, made cop feel like
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this was the first time i got pulled over by a cop.  i was coming back home after picking up some pizza for the family, and i had it in the front seat.  i was playing some loud music and i maaaay have been going 15 over and rolled a stop sign.  he was at the stop sign opposite from me and blinked his lights in his cop suv.  he's right on my tail and i'm so close to home that i had hopes to make it into my driveway and he'd let me go.  wasnt so lucky and made it right outside my house.  he asks me for my papers etc and asks me i live.  i point to my house and noticed my family staring out the window at me laughing.  i was 17 at the time and had pretty long hair and a beard (totally looked like a stoner).  he asks me, "do you have any drugs in here or anything illegal?" i replied (i know i messed up) "there is nothing in here to my knowledge." straight up he replies quickly with a stern look on his face "YOU'RE LYING TO ME."  i was just like sir, i don't have anything in my car.  he answers back "so you're telling me that if i go grab my dogs in the back of my car, that they won't attack you?"  i had a moment of badassery and said in an innocent voice, "well they might attack me over this pizza that i got right here."  he took my papers and went back to his car.  came back a few minutes later no ticket, just a warning.  great day.  so reddit! tell me about your funny cop stories!
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got pulled over by cop, made it into the driveway, parked in front of
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