Longish backstory:

"Max" is 30 years old and despite going to college and getting a decent degree, hasn't been able to find work in his field. He bounced around various part-time jobs in his 20s, until his parents sold their house and moved back to Columbia. He stayed with them for a few years and we lost touch.

Out of the blue he called me a few months ago, said he was coming back to the states and needed a place to crash. I don't live in the DC area anymore so I asked my parents if he could stay with them. They agreed, since they'd known him for 20+ years and knew him as a good kid (no drugs, no alcohol, fairly religious, etc.).  However, it was supposed to be a short-term one-time deal (e.g. no more than 2 months). He stayed with them for about a month until he landed a job somewhere in the mid-west. My folks were supportive of his decision, and even drove him around DC to try and find a decent car to make the trek out to his new life. He called me a few weeks ago after he got there, said he was hesitant about the job (money, passion, etc.) but said he'd keep working on it. 

Then today I get a phone call from my parents. He called them and said he was back in DC, had quit the job he had just started, and wanted to know if he could stay with them again. My parents agreed but have been calling me non-stop asking me to deal with him. He needs to go, but I don't how to deal with it.

Help me reddit,
user
best friend of 20+ years came back to the states after a month's stay at my parents house, and wants to stay there permanently. Need help finding
assistant
Longish backstory:

"Max" is 30 years old and despite going to college and getting a decent degree, hasn't been able to find work in his field. He bounced around various part-time jobs in his 20s, until his parents sold their house and moved back to Columbia. He stayed with them for a few years and we lost touch.

Out of the blue he called me a few months ago, said he was coming back to the states and needed a place to crash. I don't live in the DC area anymore so I asked my parents if he could stay with them. They agreed, since they'd known him for 20+ years and knew him as a good kid (no drugs, no alcohol, fairly religious, etc.).  However, it was supposed to be a short-term one-time deal (e.g. no more than 2 months). He stayed with them for about a month until he landed a job somewhere in the mid-west. My folks were supportive of his decision, and even drove him around DC to try and find a decent car to make the trek out to his new life. He called me a few weeks ago after he got there, said he was hesitant about the job (money, passion, etc.) but said he'd keep working on it. 

Then today I get a phone call from my parents. He called them and said he was back in DC, had quit the job he had just started, and wanted to know if he could stay with them again. My parents agreed but have been calling me non-stop asking me to deal with him. He needs to go, but I don't how to deal with it.

Help me reddit,
user
best friend of 20+ years bounces around various part-time jobs, finally lands in DC, tells parents he wants to stay, parents agree, but don't know how to
assistant