Okay, I'll start.

My freshmen year of college my roommate went out drinking one night and I went to bed early because I had an exam the next day. I was woken around 2:30 by a squishing sound, which I determined was my roommate and a mystery women having sex. (Please take note now that I was a virgin at the time). There had been no lessons in High School about this, so I had no idea what the fuck to do in that situation, so I just laid there as they fucked. Well little virgin me started to get aroused, and this wasn't your everyday boner, this was one of those super boners that just feels great and just won't go away. I keep trying to get it down, but no old woman bingo wings and dead puppies would help. So I am so aroused by all the moaning and sex sounds that I came, a lot, like a real seriously danger amount of semen. I had never before climaxed with no contact before, but it was by far the best feeling one I had ever had. 

However, I did have a slight problem now, my whole gentile region (boxers, actual penile area, a little bit of my upper legs) was rather semeny and I was now lying in bed covered in it while they were still fucking. Naturally I didn't want to be stuck like this all night, so I got up rather suddenly, yelled "OH SHIT, DIARRHEA" and ran out of the room.

They were both asleep and none the wiser when I got back.
user
I creamed
assistant
Okay, I'll start.

My freshmen year of college my roommate went out drinking one night and I went to bed early because I had an exam the next day. I was woken around 2:30 by a squishing sound, which I determined was my roommate and a mystery women having sex. (Please take note now that I was a virgin at the time). There had been no lessons in High School about this, so I had no idea what the fuck to do in that situation, so I just laid there as they fucked. Well little virgin me started to get aroused, and this wasn't your everyday boner, this was one of those super boners that just feels great and just won't go away. I keep trying to get it down, but no old woman bingo wings and dead puppies would help. So I am so aroused by all the moaning and sex sounds that I came, a lot, like a real seriously danger amount of semen. I had never before climaxed with no contact before, but it was by far the best feeling one I had ever had. 

However, I did have a slight problem now, my whole gentile region (boxers, actual penile area, a little bit of my upper legs) was rather semeny and I was now lying in bed covered in it while they were still fucking. Naturally I didn't want to be stuck like this all night, so I got up rather suddenly, yelled "OH SHIT, DIARRHEA" and ran out of the room.

They were both asleep and none the wiser when I got back.
user
My roommate
assistant