I recently broke up with my girlfriend of three years. She was my first love and changed my life forever! It's been really tough but the hardest part is that she rebounded after only a week. She met some guy on Tinder and even took the time to tell me she fucked him on the first date.

I met a girl at the weekend and got her number, I'm meeting her tonight. We're just going for a walk around town. There's a festival on in my city and the streets are quite lively, we'll probably go see a free comedy show or something too.

But here's my problem: I'm so broke I can't even afford a tank of helium to asphyxiate myself with! What if she wants to drink? What if she wants to eat? What will I say? I really don't want to blow this one!
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I'm taking a girl out but I'm broke
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I recently broke up with my girlfriend of three years. She was my first love and changed my life forever! It's been really tough but the hardest part is that she rebounded after only a week. She met some guy on Tinder and even took the time to tell me she fucked him on the first date.

I met a girl at the weekend and got her number, I'm meeting her tonight. We're just going for a walk around town. There's a festival on in my city and the streets are quite lively, we'll probably go see a free comedy show or something too.

But here's my problem: I'm so broke I can't even afford a tank of helium to asphyxiate myself with! What if she wants to drink? What if she wants to eat? What will I say? I really don't want to blow this one!
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Broke out of long term relationship after finding
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