I've been on the job hunt for awhile, and things aren't great, but they're not as bleak as some of us are going through. I scrounged up some monies to get my SO a little something for Valentines day, but I kinda wanted to tip the scales a little with a thoughtful gift.  
  
  
We have this running theme (well, I do anyway), where when we cuddle or are relaxing together, I initiate "low voltage". It started off just a stupid quip I made when we were first dating, and it went something like...  
  
  
**me**: *Hmmm honey, it seems that your muscles are really tense, maybe if I stimulate your sides with some... LOW VOLATAGE!!*  
  
  
This proceeded with me tickling the shit out of her. Nowadays, this term sparks up a lot when we are relaxing together right before I tickle the hell out of her.  It sneaks its way into intimate moments throughout the week, always starting with a retarded observation about something, segueing into "low voltage" and concluding with a tickle fest.  
  
  
Long story short, she hates low voltage, so as a gift, I am killing off the low voltage alter-ego for Valentines day. She loves Reddit, and would spaz if she knew you guys helped end her suffering. If anyone can draw the demise of that evil dick, I would be eternally grateful. MY drawing skills rival that of Michael J Fox on a train, so I'm pleading to our artistic and generous community for assistance.  I'll try to keep you up to date with her reaction, and I am much obliged to your efforts!
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Draw evil villain "low voltage: tickle master" dying a horrible death so one of your Reddit brethren can receive sexy fun
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I've been on the job hunt for awhile, and things aren't great, but they're not as bleak as some of us are going through. I scrounged up some monies to get my SO a little something for Valentines day, but I kinda wanted to tip the scales a little with a thoughtful gift.  
  
  
We have this running theme (well, I do anyway), where when we cuddle or are relaxing together, I initiate "low voltage". It started off just a stupid quip I made when we were first dating, and it went something like...  
  
  
**me**: *Hmmm honey, it seems that your muscles are really tense, maybe if I stimulate your sides with some... LOW VOLATAGE!!*  
  
  
This proceeded with me tickling the shit out of her. Nowadays, this term sparks up a lot when we are relaxing together right before I tickle the hell out of her.  It sneaks its way into intimate moments throughout the week, always starting with a retarded observation about something, segueing into "low voltage" and concluding with a tickle fest.  
  
  
Long story short, she hates low voltage, so as a gift, I am killing off the low voltage alter-ego for Valentines day. She loves Reddit, and would spaz if she knew you guys helped end her suffering. If anyone can draw the demise of that evil dick, I would be eternally grateful. MY drawing skills rival that of Michael J Fox on a train, so I'm pleading to our artistic and generous community for assistance.  I'll try to keep you up to date with her reaction, and I am much obliged to your efforts!
user
SO hates low voltage, I'm dooming it to oblivion as a Valentine's day gift. Please help me destroy that sweet dick.
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