This post is a response to the when i was your age pic. I was kind of offended when I saw that picture. 

Born early 90s, Mom was overprotective.

My friend from Canada and I liked to bike when there was heavy snow out. One day the plow had come to our neighborhood and we had snow banks at least 6 feet tall on the sides of driveways. I started at the top of a neighbors drive way and pumped my little bike full speed into one of these icey snow banks (it was basically a giant ramp). After an instant of airborn bliss, my chest collided with a low tree branch and I fell back down charlie brown. The bike landed between my legs, severly pinching my inner thigh and mashing my nads.
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collided mid air with a low tree branch, bike landed
assistant
This post is a response to the when i was your age pic. I was kind of offended when I saw that picture. 

Born early 90s, Mom was overprotective.

My friend from Canada and I liked to bike when there was heavy snow out. One day the plow had come to our neighborhood and we had snow banks at least 6 feet tall on the sides of driveways. I started at the top of a neighbors drive way and pumped my little bike full speed into one of these icey snow banks (it was basically a giant ramp). After an instant of airborn bliss, my chest collided with a low tree branch and I fell back down charlie brown. The bike landed between my legs, severly pinching my inner thigh and mashing my nads.
user
I went to the top of a neighbors drive way
assistant