Here's how my fuckup goes:

I was going to my bestfriend/crush's house after school and we decided to go back to mine so I could get changed. I got changed and I thought it would be hygenic to brush my teeth and clean up myself a little.

(My mum had cooked me sausages for dinner btw.)

After I start brushing I go into my room, (for being the 16 year old boy I am) I try and play a little joke on my friend, I go out into the kitchen, grab one of the cooked sausages and put it in my trousers. My crush looked at me, didn't know what the *fuck* I was doing, didn't think it was funny at all. I thought it was hilarious. At this time I was still brushing my teeth and had all the froth in my mouth. I started laughing so hard that I inhaled all the froth, I starting coughing up the toothpaste all along my hallway floor, bathroom and my sink.

My throat was burning for the next hour. I was so embarrassed, my crush tried to comfort me but she couldn't help but laugh. She told her Mum and is going to tell all her friends at school tomorrow. :(
user
Tried to be funny with a sausage while brushing my teeth. Choked on the frothy toothpaste and coughed it all up and made
assistant
Here's how my fuckup goes:

I was going to my bestfriend/crush's house after school and we decided to go back to mine so I could get changed. I got changed and I thought it would be hygenic to brush my teeth and clean up myself a little.

(My mum had cooked me sausages for dinner btw.)

After I start brushing I go into my room, (for being the 16 year old boy I am) I try and play a little joke on my friend, I go out into the kitchen, grab one of the cooked sausages and put it in my trousers. My crush looked at me, didn't know what the *fuck* I was doing, didn't think it was funny at all. I thought it was hilarious. At this time I was still brushing my teeth and had all the froth in my mouth. I started laughing so hard that I inhaled all the froth, I starting coughing up the toothpaste all along my hallway floor, bathroom and my sink.

My throat was burning for the next hour. I was so embarrassed, my crush tried to comfort me but she couldn't help but laugh. She told her Mum and is going to tell all her friends at school tomorrow. :(
user
I tried to be funny by playing a joke with a sausage on my trousers, ended up inhaling all the toothpaste and coughing
assistant