This was literally 20 minutes ago at the local Denny's. As we were walking in to sign our names it was fairly packed being Christmas day. A young couple is walking out the same time we were walking in. I notice the man staring intently at my wife while moving his hips back and forth vigorously. Normally I do not care when someone makes a look or even a pass at her because what am i going to do about it start an unnecessary fight? But today it really pissed me off and as he slides past me I stare him down under my breath saying back the fuck off buddy. He and whoever he was with quickly leave the restaurant and I see who I assume is his girlfriend glaring at me. 

Later as we are driving home I tell my wife about how I could not believe that guy from earlier. Not understanding who i was talking about I go into full detail describing what he looked like. She looks at me and says "That Guy wasn't trying to hump me! He had severe Parkinson's disease! Did you not see his entire body trembling? You Asshole."
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Thought man was trying hump wife. Gave him the bro stare down and said to back the
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This was literally 20 minutes ago at the local Denny's. As we were walking in to sign our names it was fairly packed being Christmas day. A young couple is walking out the same time we were walking in. I notice the man staring intently at my wife while moving his hips back and forth vigorously. Normally I do not care when someone makes a look or even a pass at her because what am i going to do about it start an unnecessary fight? But today it really pissed me off and as he slides past me I stare him down under my breath saying back the fuck off buddy. He and whoever he was with quickly leave the restaurant and I see who I assume is his girlfriend glaring at me. 

Later as we are driving home I tell my wife about how I could not believe that guy from earlier. Not understanding who i was talking about I go into full detail describing what he looked like. She looks at me and says "That Guy wasn't trying to hump me! He had severe Parkinson's disease! Did you not see his entire body trembling? You Asshole."
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Guy was staring intently at my wife. I told my wife he was trying to dry hump
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