I'll start. I've been an atheist/no religion/don't care at all kind of guy for many years now. Today I was on the phone with my dad and he goes -
Dad: "So what are you doing today?"
Me: "No plans yet"
Dad: "Oh, why don't you just go to church, man!"
Me: "*heavy sigh* because that's....not my religion"
Dad: "wellll.....what is then?"
Me: "....wh..n...nothing, I don't follow a religion"
Dad: *mind explodes*

Same thing happens whenever a conversation about my homosexuality comes up, only it's more like they totally accept it but have absolutely no idea what it means to be gay besides that I like dudes and that the gays got killed back in the 70's. My mom once asked if me and my best friend would just get married if we were both still alone after 30.  
Us: "...then we would have to have sex...." 
Mom: "So?" *completely serious face
user
Are my parents just fucking stupid
assistant
I'll start. I've been an atheist/no religion/don't care at all kind of guy for many years now. Today I was on the phone with my dad and he goes -
Dad: "So what are you doing today?"
Me: "No plans yet"
Dad: "Oh, why don't you just go to church, man!"
Me: "*heavy sigh* because that's....not my religion"
Dad: "wellll.....what is then?"
Me: "....wh..n...nothing, I don't follow a religion"
Dad: *mind explodes*

Same thing happens whenever a conversation about my homosexuality comes up, only it's more like they totally accept it but have absolutely no idea what it means to be gay besides that I like dudes and that the gays got killed back in the 70's. My mom once asked if me and my best friend would just get married if we were both still alone after 30.  
Us: "...then we would have to have sex...." 
Mom: "So?" *completely serious face
user
My parents are weird.
assistant