Just out of curiosity, try finding the strongest balance between negligence and difficulty to that whatever odd obstacle through the course of your day. 

Your pet-peeve/problem doesn't have to be as gruesome and shameful, but *what was your most negligibly, difficult task?*

Mine was when I was at work, and for some reason, the architects for the building had an unusual problem with the slant in this section's floor. One day, in a sudden rush to take an explosive dump, (as the other available stall was occupied) I ran into this toilet, and attempted to unleash anus hell; however, there was a small problem: my feet *could not* touch the ground. The toilet's height was horribly long. Through the next few minutes of constipation as I took upon this monster in his own turf, I realized how important the role of lower body muscles is when exerting the shit out of one's body, because at this awkward position, I couldn't even flex my bottom, thighs, etc. The aftermath was the exact opposite of the ideal "no-wipe". Shamefully, I admitted defeat and I got on top of the toilet, squatting on the cover of the toilet, and shat the rest out with the aid of my gluteus maximus.   

On a brighter note, this was at work, so I still got paid through all of this.
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Just out of curiosity, try finding the strongest balance between negligence and difficulty to that whatever odd obstacle through the course of your day. 

Your pet-peeve/problem doesn't have to be as gruesome and shameful, but *what was your most negligibly, difficult task?*

Mine was when I was at work, and for some reason, the architects for the building had an unusual problem with the slant in this section's floor. One day, in a sudden rush to take an explosive dump, (as the other available stall was occupied) I ran into this toilet, and attempted to unleash anus hell; however, there was a small problem: my feet *could not* touch the ground. The toilet's height was horribly long. Through the next few minutes of constipation as I took upon this monster in his own turf, I realized how important the role of lower body muscles is when exerting the shit out of one's body, because at this awkward position, I couldn't even flex my bottom, thighs, etc. The aftermath was the exact opposite of the ideal "no-wipe". Shamefully, I admitted defeat and I got on top of the toilet, squatting on the cover of the toilet, and shat the rest out with the aid of my gluteus maximus.   

On a brighter note, this was at work, so I still got paid through all of this.
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