I was hungover at my girlfriends place, we were home alone for the whole day. Went to the bathroom to empty my spine. I shat 3 turds that were the same size as my regular turds are, in 5 seconds. (Don't ask; yes it was painful.)

When I wanted to flush, the water would just go around the shit, and never "carry" anything with it. I tried all the usual stuff: covering it up with a longer piece of toilet paper to help "pull it through", poking it with the toilet brush, flushed 5-6 times. I kind of panicked and decided that the best thing to do was to push the shit through the trap of the toilet with the toilet brush. Bad move.

The toilet was now completely clogged with no water running through it, with the addition that the water was no longer clear, but brown and filled with shit-chunks floating around.

I decided to call my mother. Awkward yes, but it was going to get even worse than this. She suggested using a plunger, I searched the house for one, but with no luck. She then suggested that I tried to "cut" it in half using a stick, when I told my girlfriend about the suggestion she insisted that we could not do this without asking her parents first, as she didn't want us to ruin the toilet.

What could I possibly do? After minutes of crying out of pure humiliation and fear, I agreed.

My Mother in-laws proposition was a bit different that my own mothers suggestion.. She too wanted me to "cut" it in half, but instead of using a stick, I should use my hands while wearing gloves...

So that's what I did.

Oh, and did I mention that while she was explaining what to do with the massive turd, she was sitting around the table with a bunch of people from my girlfriends family that I meet regularly.
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Made massive shit, pulled it out of my in-laws toilet using my hands.
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I was hungover at my girlfriends place, we were home alone for the whole day. Went to the bathroom to empty my spine. I shat 3 turds that were the same size as my regular turds are, in 5 seconds. (Don't ask; yes it was painful.)

When I wanted to flush, the water would just go around the shit, and never "carry" anything with it. I tried all the usual stuff: covering it up with a longer piece of toilet paper to help "pull it through", poking it with the toilet brush, flushed 5-6 times. I kind of panicked and decided that the best thing to do was to push the shit through the trap of the toilet with the toilet brush. Bad move.

The toilet was now completely clogged with no water running through it, with the addition that the water was no longer clear, but brown and filled with shit-chunks floating around.

I decided to call my mother. Awkward yes, but it was going to get even worse than this. She suggested using a plunger, I searched the house for one, but with no luck. She then suggested that I tried to "cut" it in half using a stick, when I told my girlfriend about the suggestion she insisted that we could not do this without asking her parents first, as she didn't want us to ruin the toilet.

What could I possibly do? After minutes of crying out of pure humiliation and fear, I agreed.

My Mother in-laws proposition was a bit different that my own mothers suggestion.. She too wanted me to "cut" it in half, but instead of using a stick, I should use my hands while wearing gloves...

So that's what I did.

Oh, and did I mention that while she was explaining what to do with the massive turd, she was sitting around the table with a bunch of people from my girlfriends family that I meet regularly.
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I clogged the toilet with my massive shit, literally. Sister in-laws tried to "cut" the shit in half using
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