I get back to my apartment after having new people move in, it's a student style apartment. I'm back to get somethings to move back to my parents house, working a job that requires me to go back and forth between two cities, and I can't find my favorite area rug. It's one of those things that I found it once and never again so I took very good care of it. I go out to the storage area and find it, in a bucket of water. This causes little ole me to become the hulk, I finish loading my car in record time, lifting things I normally need two people to lift and just fuming at the thought this little c-bag could just do that. 

Here's where the revenge begins to tickle the back of my brain. I'm currently on the electric bill and was going to leave a note that my new shit bag roommates had to pay me $50 each to cover this month. Well I paid this month as I was on the phone with my electric company to turn off power to the apartment. Now it doesn't really turn it off as the complex pays for electricity when they have no one in the apartment, but my roommates don't know that.
user
One of my roommates ruined my favorite rug and now they think they have
assistant
I get back to my apartment after having new people move in, it's a student style apartment. I'm back to get somethings to move back to my parents house, working a job that requires me to go back and forth between two cities, and I can't find my favorite area rug. It's one of those things that I found it once and never again so I took very good care of it. I go out to the storage area and find it, in a bucket of water. This causes little ole me to become the hulk, I finish loading my car in record time, lifting things I normally need two people to lift and just fuming at the thought this little c-bag could just do that. 

Here's where the revenge begins to tickle the back of my brain. I'm currently on the electric bill and was going to leave a note that my new shit bag roommates had to pay me $50 each to cover this month. Well I paid this month as I was on the phone with my electric company to turn off power to the apartment. Now it doesn't really turn it off as the complex pays for electricity when they have no one in the apartment, but my roommates don't know that.
user
revenge on my new roommates for ruining my favorite rug by not turning off
assistant