so today, i had planned a trip with a bunch of friends to the Minnesota State Fair. I had never gone before and i wanted to have one final weekend with my friends before I went off to college.  Unfortunately, most couldn't make it so it was only my friend patrick, his girlfriend and mutual friend molly, and myself.  

Coincidentally, we had all gotten about the same amount of sleep (roughly 4 hours) and had decided to take power naps in the car.  Now patrick and i are pretty close friends so i know more or less where he is in his relationship and whatnot.  btw molly is also my ex but we broke up mutually.  so we just finished visiting the fair, it's like 5 pm and we're thinking about taking a nap in the parking lot before we go eat again.  

Those two are in the front seats of a ford explorer while i'm laying across the backseat.  I wake up like an hour later and hear something weird. I don't fully move cause i thought that the other two were still sleeping but i was dead wrong.  i see patricks's arm kinda of moving forward and backward and what i heard was a series of short breaths. Patrick had clearly made it to third. Now, normally, i would have been proud of patrick, but it was all going down in front of me when they thought i was asleep!  

I watch some porn so it's not like I'm grossed out but i'm disgusted that they are doing this right in front of me!! I don't know how to react for a few seconds then i kinda yawn semi-loudly so they know to start covering up and shit.  They glance back at me but i'm still pretending i'm half asleep.  Eventually, we decide to go back home and here i am now.

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so today, i had planned a trip with a bunch of friends to the Minnesota State Fair. I had never gone before and i wanted to have one final weekend with my friends before I went off to college.  Unfortunately, most couldn't make it so it was only my friend patrick, his girlfriend and mutual friend molly, and myself.  

Coincidentally, we had all gotten about the same amount of sleep (roughly 4 hours) and had decided to take power naps in the car.  Now patrick and i are pretty close friends so i know more or less where he is in his relationship and whatnot.  btw molly is also my ex but we broke up mutually.  so we just finished visiting the fair, it's like 5 pm and we're thinking about taking a nap in the parking lot before we go eat again.  

Those two are in the front seats of a ford explorer while i'm laying across the backseat.  I wake up like an hour later and hear something weird. I don't fully move cause i thought that the other two were still sleeping but i was dead wrong.  i see patricks's arm kinda of moving forward and backward and what i heard was a series of short breaths. Patrick had clearly made it to third. Now, normally, i would have been proud of patrick, but it was all going down in front of me when they thought i was asleep!  

I watch some porn so it's not like I'm grossed out but i'm disgusted that they are doing this right in front of me!! I don't know how to react for a few seconds then i kinda yawn semi-loudly so they know to start covering up and shit.  They glance back at me but i'm still pretending i'm half asleep.  Eventually, we decide to go back home and here i am now.

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i'm a moron and my friend and his
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