It was my 21st birthday. My gf went with me to a strip club... first strip club i've ever been to in my life. We both get completely shit faced and head back to her place. Drunk as fuck we both pass out. I woke up in the middle of the night and began to make out with her because i was horny as fuck... and my buzz was wearing off. She began to kiss back and was giving me a HJ... so I figured she wanted it bad. We began to get our sex on and I noticed she was REALLY wet.... So dumbass me thinks that i've made her horny as fuck. So here I am thinking i'm the god of sex... and we both finish. Wake up the next morning with a nasty hangover.... and i noticed that my hand was covered in something dark and red. At this moment... i realized something horrible. I removed the sheets only to find out she was on her period the whole time. Her sheets, pants, my pants, and pillows were RUINED. What felt like an awesome sex experience turned out to be the worst thing that has ever happened to me. 

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Had drunken sex with
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It was my 21st birthday. My gf went with me to a strip club... first strip club i've ever been to in my life. We both get completely shit faced and head back to her place. Drunk as fuck we both pass out. I woke up in the middle of the night and began to make out with her because i was horny as fuck... and my buzz was wearing off. She began to kiss back and was giving me a HJ... so I figured she wanted it bad. We began to get our sex on and I noticed she was REALLY wet.... So dumbass me thinks that i've made her horny as fuck. So here I am thinking i'm the god of sex... and we both finish. Wake up the next morning with a nasty hangover.... and i noticed that my hand was covered in something dark and red. At this moment... i realized something horrible. I removed the sheets only to find out she was on her period the whole time. Her sheets, pants, my pants, and pillows were RUINED. What felt like an awesome sex experience turned out to be the worst thing that has ever happened to me. 

Your turn Reddit.
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Had a drunk sex
assistant