So Jack is continuing to be the jerk who keeps opening our project multiple times and then leaving at the stroke of 5:PM despite being asked to stay and do some well paid overtime to ensure the project is finished.

The project keeps crashing and locking up over and over. it's 2:30AM and we are all red eyed beat just barely shambling along.

So I go to Jacks computer and I find that he has five different copies of the project open and four are running and locking up the project database. We have no idea which version of the project is the newest and we are in no condition to figure it out so we including the CEO who is also a programmer decide to just reboot and hope for the best.

Before we reboot I suggest a bit of petty revenge and the evil grins sprout up on all present and I implement my plan ....

Jack has some eye problems which often results in nose-shaped smears on the monitor. His favorite desktop background is called mystery. 

So I took a screenshot of his desktop and saved it as nnystery and closed all programs and set nnystery as his desktop.

Next day he comes in and he turns on  his computer and tries to click on one of his own programs and nothing happens. 

He reboots his machine and he's puzzled about how all the open programs started up so fast on the desktop.

He struggles with it for about 20 minutes and then tries to move the "My Computer icon revealing the picture of the my computer icon underneath and now he has two and he knows he's deep over his head and takes the machine to the IT Tech help desk and right away they tell him what is wrong. 

Boy did he feel like a fool but he had no recourse at all. He asked for it on bended knees.
user
Jack is a lazy programmer who keeps opening our project multiple times and then leaving at the stroke of 5:PM. I take a screenshot of his desktop so he can't start up his project and now he has two and he knows
assistant
So Jack is continuing to be the jerk who keeps opening our project multiple times and then leaving at the stroke of 5:PM despite being asked to stay and do some well paid overtime to ensure the project is finished.

The project keeps crashing and locking up over and over. it's 2:30AM and we are all red eyed beat just barely shambling along.

So I go to Jacks computer and I find that he has five different copies of the project open and four are running and locking up the project database. We have no idea which version of the project is the newest and we are in no condition to figure it out so we including the CEO who is also a programmer decide to just reboot and hope for the best.

Before we reboot I suggest a bit of petty revenge and the evil grins sprout up on all present and I implement my plan ....

Jack has some eye problems which often results in nose-shaped smears on the monitor. His favorite desktop background is called mystery. 

So I took a screenshot of his desktop and saved it as nnystery and closed all programs and set nnystery as his desktop.

Next day he comes in and he turns on  his computer and tries to click on one of his own programs and nothing happens. 

He reboots his machine and he's puzzled about how all the open programs started up so fast on the desktop.

He struggles with it for about 20 minutes and then tries to move the "My Computer icon revealing the picture of the my computer icon underneath and now he has two and he knows he's deep over his head and takes the machine to the IT Tech help desk and right away they tell him what is wrong. 

Boy did he feel like a fool but he had no recourse at all. He asked for it on bended knees.
user
Took a screenshot of a lazy programmers desktop and then set it as his default desktop after closing all his programs.
assistant