My friends and I decided to grab a few drinks (not beers but mixed tequilas and shit) it was pretty chill at first but after a few hours I said fuck it let's get wasted so we drank from one bar to another until we pretty much got carried away and I blacked out.

 The moment I gained consciousness, I was lying on the sidewalk next to the boarding house I live in (how could I miss?) checked what time it is--hold on, *where the fuck is my watch?* I got up and my feet felt wet, as I looked down--*where the fuck are my shoes?* I checked my pockets, all empty. Also, my elbows were bleeding and my eyeglasses were missing. Still too buzzed to care, I assumed I left my wallet and phone in one of the bars and tripped while walking home, so I just went inside and luckily the gatekeeper's there to open me up. 

Next morning I asked my friend online if he remembers how I got home and where he last saw my things. He told me I never took out my phone the whole night, and he let me rode the taxi first. I may have left my wallet in the cab, but I can never remember that. Still unanswered questions, I asked the gatekeeper to check if he saw my shoes outside and that's when he had a cleared doubt on his face and told me what he saw last night.

According to him, while he's peeking through the door he saw **a group of fucking thugs** circling me lying down on the ground. Giggling. Laughing. It was so dark he couldn't identify who I was so he just shrugged it off. I couldn't fucking believe it, I'm not sure if I got stripped off or looted and the only left of me was my clothes. I was almost afraid thinking about it and at the same time I wanted to punch my self in the face. Now I'm phoneless, blind, broke and I'm too scared to go outside after what happened.
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Drunkenly passed out and
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My friends and I decided to grab a few drinks (not beers but mixed tequilas and shit) it was pretty chill at first but after a few hours I said fuck it let's get wasted so we drank from one bar to another until we pretty much got carried away and I blacked out.

 The moment I gained consciousness, I was lying on the sidewalk next to the boarding house I live in (how could I miss?) checked what time it is--hold on, *where the fuck is my watch?* I got up and my feet felt wet, as I looked down--*where the fuck are my shoes?* I checked my pockets, all empty. Also, my elbows were bleeding and my eyeglasses were missing. Still too buzzed to care, I assumed I left my wallet and phone in one of the bars and tripped while walking home, so I just went inside and luckily the gatekeeper's there to open me up. 

Next morning I asked my friend online if he remembers how I got home and where he last saw my things. He told me I never took out my phone the whole night, and he let me rode the taxi first. I may have left my wallet in the cab, but I can never remember that. Still unanswered questions, I asked the gatekeeper to check if he saw my shoes outside and that's when he had a cleared doubt on his face and told me what he saw last night.

According to him, while he's peeking through the door he saw **a group of fucking thugs** circling me lying down on the ground. Giggling. Laughing. It was so dark he couldn't identify who I was so he just shrugged it off. I couldn't fucking believe it, I'm not sure if I got stripped off or looted and the only left of me was my clothes. I was almost afraid thinking about it and at the same time I wanted to punch my self in the face. Now I'm phoneless, blind, broke and I'm too scared to go outside after what happened.
user
passed out on the
assistant