So, I was go-karting and I guess I drove into the wasp as it was flying across the track, and it got stuck in my shorts! I suddenly felt this sharp shearing pain coming from my ass and almost drove into my brother, who was also racing. After finishing the race (I only had half a lap to go), I rushed to the bathroom to survey the damage. It turns out the wasp got me right in the crease between my leg and my buttcheek. As I was checking it out, I noticed that the wasp was still crawling around in my underwear! I flipped my shit, but eventually killed it. Now it hurts to sit, lay down and take a dump. At least it didn't hit my junk!
user
Got stung in the butt by a wasp, turns out it was still alive. Now it hurts to sit,
assistant
So, I was go-karting and I guess I drove into the wasp as it was flying across the track, and it got stuck in my shorts! I suddenly felt this sharp shearing pain coming from my ass and almost drove into my brother, who was also racing. After finishing the race (I only had half a lap to go), I rushed to the bathroom to survey the damage. It turns out the wasp got me right in the crease between my leg and my buttcheek. As I was checking it out, I noticed that the wasp was still crawling around in my underwear! I flipped my shit, but eventually killed it. Now it hurts to sit, lay down and take a dump. At least it didn't hit my junk!
user
Got stung in the ass while go-karting, hurts to poo now
assistant