Mine is not too special but takes place when I was in high school. I decided to take a girl to the movies and out for dinner at the China Wok (yes I know another "take me now Jack Sparrow" full proof plan!). I had just passed my driver's test a few months before so I was pretty pumped. Girl is ready when I show up but Dad/Mom tell us, "Yeah right. You will stay here since we do not know you yet." These folks had a bit of a rep. as trashy but I had no previous problems with them (through baseball/community events) and I was excited to be doing date type stuff.

Highlights (her parents):

Dad keep giving me body shots (decently hard ones) and says "What's wrong boy? Too hard for ya girl?"

Dad keeps pushing me from behind into things and cracking up

Dad kick me in the ass three times during the evening

Dad asks my opinion on something then interjects with "Well who cares what you think dummy"

Dad kept throwing paper/popcorn/dirty socks at me

Mom asks me "So are you poor or rich?"

Mom gives me a generic soda and everyone else a brand name (not that I cared) what I did not know was that she was shaking the hell out of it before handing it over. She then told me I "could only have water if drinking was too difficult".

Mom says "How many times a week do you attend church" (1 was not a good answer)

Mom asks "Are you parents divorced and are you adopted?"

Mom asks "Do you like peanut butter cookies" I say "No I am allergic to peanutes". She says "Well in the future I'll have to make them for you with extra peanuts."
user
Mom and Dad were a little crazy and were a bunch of assholes.
assistant
Mine is not too special but takes place when I was in high school. I decided to take a girl to the movies and out for dinner at the China Wok (yes I know another "take me now Jack Sparrow" full proof plan!). I had just passed my driver's test a few months before so I was pretty pumped. Girl is ready when I show up but Dad/Mom tell us, "Yeah right. You will stay here since we do not know you yet." These folks had a bit of a rep. as trashy but I had no previous problems with them (through baseball/community events) and I was excited to be doing date type stuff.

Highlights (her parents):

Dad keep giving me body shots (decently hard ones) and says "What's wrong boy? Too hard for ya girl?"

Dad keeps pushing me from behind into things and cracking up

Dad kick me in the ass three times during the evening

Dad asks my opinion on something then interjects with "Well who cares what you think dummy"

Dad kept throwing paper/popcorn/dirty socks at me

Mom asks me "So are you poor or rich?"

Mom gives me a generic soda and everyone else a brand name (not that I cared) what I did not know was that she was shaking the hell out of it before handing it over. She then told me I "could only have water if drinking was too difficult".

Mom says "How many times a week do you attend church" (1 was not a good answer)

Mom asks "Are you parents divorced and are you adopted?"

Mom asks "Do you like peanut butter cookies" I say "No I am allergic to peanutes". She says "Well in the future I'll have to make them for you with extra peanuts."
user
Take girl to movies, Dad takes me to dinner, Dad keeps breaking my balls, Dad asks me if I like peanut butter
assistant