Halloween a couple years ago a huge group of friends and I decided to meet at a buddies place get our pre-drinking sorted and get dressed there and we would meet up the next day to collect belongings/tell the stories of the night. We get pretty drunk and buddies place and get on the subway to our destination, at the bar I get completely smashed and dressed as edward scissor hands I look like a fucking disaster, I walk passed this really big girl who follows me down to the washroom, drags me into the washroom and starts to make out with me/give me a handy but we are barely fitting in the stall as I'm not small and like I said she was **HUGE**,  so nearing the end of the night and I am fall over drunk, I walk out to get a cab and somehow she sees me grabs 2 big fucking duffel bags and gets into the cab with me, we get back to mine and do our thing, which I don't remember much of next day I wake up stark naked spread eagle with no covers over me and the drapes wide fucking open, thinking it was all a dream I get ready to go back to buddies place feeling no guilt because I didn't have sloppy drunk sex with a fat girl 300+. Just before I leave my place I find this huge fucking vest thing that was apparently part of her costume, my heart sank and that was my first and only huge girl, I swear. I got in with 2 normal girls that same day so that was pretty good karma.
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Halloween a couple years ago a huge group of friends and I decided to meet at a buddies place get our pre-drinking sorted and get dressed there and we would meet up the next day to collect belongings/tell the stories of the night. We get pretty drunk and buddies place and get on the subway to our destination, at the bar I get completely smashed and dressed as edward scissor hands I look like a fucking disaster, I walk passed this really big girl who follows me down to the washroom, drags me into the washroom and starts to make out with me/give me a handy but we are barely fitting in the stall as I'm not small and like I said she was **HUGE**,  so nearing the end of the night and I am fall over drunk, I walk out to get a cab and somehow she sees me grabs 2 big fucking duffel bags and gets into the cab with me, we get back to mine and do our thing, which I don't remember much of next day I wake up stark naked spread eagle with no covers over me and the drapes wide fucking open, thinking it was all a dream I get ready to go back to buddies place feeling no guilt because I didn't have sloppy drunk sex with a fat girl 300+. Just before I leave my place I find this huge fucking vest thing that was apparently part of her costume, my heart sank and that was my first and only huge girl, I swear. I got in with 2 normal girls that same day so that was pretty good karma.
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