So we all know lip biting is sexy, and makes you look like a sexy. You know it, and we know that you know it.

Today I had a 6 hour seminar. I'm on stage the whole day exept some short breaks, and a lunch. At the first row, dead center, there's this really hot girl. She is smiling, looking me straight in the eye, and biting her lip the ENTIRE FUCKING day. Constantly correcting her (smart, but sexy as hell) outfit, tracing the outline of her skirt and top with her fingers. 

For the slow ones: A hot girl looking me in the eye, while running her fingers down the v-neck top and biting her lip when I'm already high on my self for being a boss on the stage makes me, in lack of a better term: HORNY AS FUCK!

Come break time she sits in the corner, looking miserable, not talking to any one, while I'm harassed by self important neckbeards (male and female(!?!)) competing for the "Most quazi intellectual question of the year award". During lunch she's nowhere to be seen.

After the seminar is over she comes up to the stage, says "Thanx, that was great!" Smiles.. Again.. Bites her lip.. Again. Winks at me. Looks me in the eye for two seconds, picks her stuff up and is the first out the fucking door! 

Why the hell? Why do you girls do shit like that? Is it an experiment? Are you trying to distract us? Was she trying to kill me by giving me a 6 hour boner? What is this? Seriously? 

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Hot girl bites her lip the whole
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So we all know lip biting is sexy, and makes you look like a sexy. You know it, and we know that you know it.

Today I had a 6 hour seminar. I'm on stage the whole day exept some short breaks, and a lunch. At the first row, dead center, there's this really hot girl. She is smiling, looking me straight in the eye, and biting her lip the ENTIRE FUCKING day. Constantly correcting her (smart, but sexy as hell) outfit, tracing the outline of her skirt and top with her fingers. 

For the slow ones: A hot girl looking me in the eye, while running her fingers down the v-neck top and biting her lip when I'm already high on my self for being a boss on the stage makes me, in lack of a better term: HORNY AS FUCK!

Come break time she sits in the corner, looking miserable, not talking to any one, while I'm harassed by self important neckbeards (male and female(!?!)) competing for the "Most quazi intellectual question of the year award". During lunch she's nowhere to be seen.

After the seminar is over she comes up to the stage, says "Thanx, that was great!" Smiles.. Again.. Bites her lip.. Again. Winks at me. Looks me in the eye for two seconds, picks her stuff up and is the first out the fucking door! 

Why the hell? Why do you girls do shit like that? Is it an experiment? Are you trying to distract us? Was she trying to kill me by giving me a 6 hour boner? What is this? Seriously? 

[Not really relevant, but it'll be the first comment, so I'll link it myself](

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I'm a hot girl. I'm hot. I'm
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