Let me preface this by saying that as a letter carrier, I fully understand that there are certain risks involved with my job...getting stung by bees and wasps, walking through spider webs, getting bitten by dogs, stepping in dog crap, the occasional crabby customer, etc. That being said, if you're going to have your dog tied to your front porch(or wherever your mailbox happens to be) and make that their main area in which to relieve themselves, at least have the common courtesy to occasionally pick up after your mutt.  

Now to the petty revenge: One fine summer day, several years ago, I'm making my normal rounds and happen upon a house where the owners do exactly that. There are literally doggy land mines everywhere. I carefully pick my way through the minefield, thinking I missed all of them, and made my way up to the porch. After making the delivery I happen to look down and see part of a dog log that I'd stepped on stuck to the side of the sole of my shoe. What's the best way to get rid of it? Of course I dragged my shoe right across their porch. It left a perfect, brown, almost Nike swoosh about three feet long right in front of their door. Mwahahahaha.
user
Going to leave dog shit all over
assistant
Let me preface this by saying that as a letter carrier, I fully understand that there are certain risks involved with my job...getting stung by bees and wasps, walking through spider webs, getting bitten by dogs, stepping in dog crap, the occasional crabby customer, etc. That being said, if you're going to have your dog tied to your front porch(or wherever your mailbox happens to be) and make that their main area in which to relieve themselves, at least have the common courtesy to occasionally pick up after your mutt.  

Now to the petty revenge: One fine summer day, several years ago, I'm making my normal rounds and happen upon a house where the owners do exactly that. There are literally doggy land mines everywhere. I carefully pick my way through the minefield, thinking I missed all of them, and made my way up to the porch. After making the delivery I happen to look down and see part of a dog log that I'd stepped on stuck to the side of the sole of my shoe. What's the best way to get rid of it? Of course I dragged my shoe right across their porch. It left a perfect, brown, almost Nike swoosh about three feet long right in front of their door. Mwahahahaha.
user
Dog owners live in a minefield, so
assistant