Of course, this didn't actually just happen today BUT its pretty funny.   
When I was in Hong Kong I met a lot of people with weird names, some had taken "English" names, but they didn't make sense or they didn't really get that it wasn't a normal name (ex: Fish, Sparkle, Heave -not joking)   
Well I was on a date with a guy named Kong -yes, Kong. He was pretty hot, on the Hong Kong Olympic Soccer Team. His English wasn't so good. Slang and idioms are always hardest to nonnative speakers and I had told several friends there to look slang up on Urban Dictionary, not the literal translation. So I give him this advice as well.   
   
Later we had been drinking and I said something about his name, like I never knew someone who was named Kong (giggle). For some reason, to explain I told him to look up Kong in Urban Dictionary. He was SO UPSET and just mortified that all his life English speakers had associated his name with a big dick!! One of the entries was especially hilarious, saying that "to kong" means slapping someone in the face with you're dick.  
  
He really freaked about it and kept asking me for other names he should go by to introduce himself to "businessmen" I have no idea who these businessmen were going to be but I suggested Richard of course....
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Told Asian guy to
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Of course, this didn't actually just happen today BUT its pretty funny.   
When I was in Hong Kong I met a lot of people with weird names, some had taken "English" names, but they didn't make sense or they didn't really get that it wasn't a normal name (ex: Fish, Sparkle, Heave -not joking)   
Well I was on a date with a guy named Kong -yes, Kong. He was pretty hot, on the Hong Kong Olympic Soccer Team. His English wasn't so good. Slang and idioms are always hardest to nonnative speakers and I had told several friends there to look slang up on Urban Dictionary, not the literal translation. So I give him this advice as well.   
   
Later we had been drinking and I said something about his name, like I never knew someone who was named Kong (giggle). For some reason, to explain I told him to look up Kong in Urban Dictionary. He was SO UPSET and just mortified that all his life English speakers had associated his name with a big dick!! One of the entries was especially hilarious, saying that "to kong" means slapping someone in the face with you're dick.  
  
He really freaked about it and kept asking me for other names he should go by to introduce himself to "businessmen" I have no idea who these businessmen were going to be but I suggested Richard of course....
user
Told an Asian to
assistant