She texts me everything she does in the day, she constantly has to let me know what she's doing and how shes feeling and what's going through her head at almost every moment that it's driving me mad. She then expects us to have long discussions at night when we're on Skype/texting and wonders why I sometimes go quiet/don't say anything for short periods because I have literally run out of anything to say! 

She literally text me to tell me she was going to empty the dishwasher the other day but didn't because they hadn't been cleaned properly. Now I'm no expert and I am a very tolerant person but Jesus H Christ that is inane and it's an extreme example of what I'm dealing with. Fair enough she is in a different city at the moment but I need a way to calmly and respectfully tell her to basically STFU because it's getting too much.
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Girlfriend texts me too much. How do I
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She texts me everything she does in the day, she constantly has to let me know what she's doing and how shes feeling and what's going through her head at almost every moment that it's driving me mad. She then expects us to have long discussions at night when we're on Skype/texting and wonders why I sometimes go quiet/don't say anything for short periods because I have literally run out of anything to say! 

She literally text me to tell me she was going to empty the dishwasher the other day but didn't because they hadn't been cleaned properly. Now I'm no expert and I am a very tolerant person but Jesus H Christ that is inane and it's an extreme example of what I'm dealing with. Fair enough she is in a different city at the moment but I need a way to calmly and respectfully tell her to basically STFU because it's getting too much.
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My girlfriend constantly texts me too much and
assistant