My girlfriend and I are having a debate. We were visiting a zoo in a second-world country and there was a sign that said you could pet a panther for $50. I now say that my one regret in life is that I never petted a panther. 

She argues that I was smart not to pet the panther, as said panther could have taken one of my hands off. My counter-argument is that I could get mad pussy if I had a pirate style hook for a hand. Her counter to my counter-argument is that no decent woman would sleep with a guy with a pirate hook.

So, ladies of Reddit, pirate hooks, hot or not?
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My girlfriend and I are having a debate. We were visiting a zoo in a second-world country and there was a sign that said you could pet a panther for $50. I now say that my one regret in life is that I never petted a panther. 

She argues that I was smart not to pet the panther, as said panther could have taken one of my hands off. My counter-argument is that I could get mad pussy if I had a pirate style hook for a hand. Her counter to my counter-argument is that no decent woman would sleep with a guy with a pirate hook.

So, ladies of Reddit, pirate hooks, hot or not?
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