Backpacking through south america and europe i had to shit in some shitty situations, none worse than this..

My third night in Ireland a friend and I headed out to Temple Bar (Dublin's drinking district) for a night out. It didn't take me long to make my mistake, about half an hour in I decided to order a pint of Oyster Guinness. About 5 minutes after the pint I had a raging urge to shoot it all out my rear end. I rushed to the sole 'in order' cubicle (in a 200 person strong bar), noticed there was no seat and some leftovers in the bowl (I had dealt with this before) but desperation led me to sit and let rip. I had not noticed the fresh pile of vomit I had stepped in upon entrance until I sat down. This unexpectedly caused me to power chuck over my right side, this spew splattered onto another pile of vomit which splattered all over my shoes and jeans.

The smell was indescribable. I spent the next half hour washing myself off. Needless to say, I returned to the hostel alone that night.
user
Step in spew, took a shit, spewed in spew, splashed on
assistant
Backpacking through south america and europe i had to shit in some shitty situations, none worse than this..

My third night in Ireland a friend and I headed out to Temple Bar (Dublin's drinking district) for a night out. It didn't take me long to make my mistake, about half an hour in I decided to order a pint of Oyster Guinness. About 5 minutes after the pint I had a raging urge to shoot it all out my rear end. I rushed to the sole 'in order' cubicle (in a 200 person strong bar), noticed there was no seat and some leftovers in the bowl (I had dealt with this before) but desperation led me to sit and let rip. I had not noticed the fresh pile of vomit I had stepped in upon entrance until I sat down. This unexpectedly caused me to power chuck over my right side, this spew splattered onto another pile of vomit which splattered all over my shoes and jeans.

The smell was indescribable. I spent the next half hour washing myself off. Needless to say, I returned to the hostel alone that night.
user
I shit in a bar toilet, several people saw me.
assistant