 because he was forced to work on Festivus, a holiday only celebrated by Frank Costanza.

Along with his stint at H&H Bagels, Kramer is engaged in a variety of short-lived jobs.

In the episode The Bizarro Jerry Kramer accidentally begins working for a made up company called Brandt/Leland. He is later fired later in the episode because he has "no business training at all".

He is a compulsive gambler who successfully avoids gambling for several years until "The Diplomat's Club", in which he bets with a wealthy Texan on the arrival and departure times of flights going into New York's LaGuardia Airport.

A struggling (and terrible) actor, Kramer's first gig was a one-line part in a Woody Allen movie in "The Alternate Side" (his line, "These pretzels are making me thirsty", becomes the show's first catchphrase). Although he is fired before completing his scene, he says he "caught the bug" because of it, and briefly moves to Los Angeles to pursue a career in Hollywood. After returning to New York, Kramer auditions for the role of "Kramer" in the pilot of a new sitcom called Jerry, using his stage name of Martin van Nostrand ("The Pilot"). He is unable to complete the audition due to an intestinal problem. Kramer later works as a stand-in on a soap opera with his friend Mickey Abbott in "The Stand In" and various other low-paying or non-paying theater projects, such as acting out illnesses at a medical school in "The Burning".

Inventions, entrepreneurship, and lawsuits
Kramer shows an entrepreneurial bent with "Kramerica Industries," for which he devises plans for a pizza place where customers make their own pie ("Male Unbonding"), a bladder system for tankers that will "put an end to maritime oil spills" ("The Voice"), and a product that will put ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.

In "The Friar's Club", he creates a concept restaurant that only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which he calls P.B. & Js.

He also comes up with the idea of a beach-scented cologne in "The Pez Dispenser", but a marketing executive for Calvin Klein tells him the idea is ridiculous. Despite this, it is revealed
because he was forced to work on Festivus, a holiday only lionize by Frank Costanza. 

 Along with his stretch at H&H Bagels, Kramer is engaged in a variety of short - live jobs. 

 In the episode The Bizarro Jerry Kramer by chance begins working for a make up company called Brandt / Leland. He is by and by fired later in the sequence because he has " no business training at all ". 

 He is a compulsive gambler who successfully avoids gambling for several years until " The Diplomat's Club ", in which he bet with a wealthy Texan on the arrival and departure times of escape going into New York's LaGuardia Airport. 

 A struggling (and terrible) actor, Kramer's first spear was a one - line share in a Woody Allen movie in " The Alternate Side " (his line, " These pretzels are make me thirsty ", becomes the show's first catchphrase). Although he is fired before complete his scenery, he says he " caught the bug " because of it, and briefly moves to Los Angeles to pursue a career in Hollywood. After render to New York, Kramer hearing for the role of " Kramer " in the pilot of a modern situation comedy called Jerry, using his stage name of Martin van Nostrand (" The Pilot "). He is ineffective to complete the hearing due to an intestinal problem. Kramer later works as a bandstand - in on a soap opera with his friend Mickey Abbott in " The Stand In " and various other low - pay up or non - paying theater projects, such as acting out illnesses at a medical school in " The burn ". 

 Inventions, entrepreneurship, and lawsuits 
 Kramer shows an entrepreneurial bent with " Kramerica Industries, " for which he devises plans for a pizza plaza where customers make their own pie (" Male Unbonding "), a bladder arrangement for tankers that will " put an end to maritime vegetable oil spills " (" The Voice "), and a intersection that will put ketchup and mustard in the like bottle. 

 In " The Friar's Club ", he creates a concept restaurant that only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which he call P.B. & Js. 

 He also hail up with the idea of a beach - scented cologne in " The Pez Dispenser ", but a marketing executive for Calvin Klein tells him the mind is ridiculous. Despite this, it is unwrap
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Inventions, egtrepreneurshik, and lawfuits
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alonG with his stint at H&H BagelS, KramEr IS engAGeD in a vAriety oF ShORT-liVeD jObs.

in THe EpisoDe THe BizarRo Jerry KraMer AcCidentally beGInS working foR a mAde up company CalLed BraNdT/LeLAnd. He Is lAter fIred laTEr in thE episode bEcAUse he hAS "no busiNESs TraiNing at all".

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A StrUggLing (ANd TeRriBlE) ActOR, KRamER's fIrst gig wAs A oNe-linE parT IN A woodY AlLen mOvie iN "The Alternate sidE" (his LIne, "these PretzEls aRe MakinG me thiRsty", bEcOmes the show's firSt caTchphrase). altHoUgh He Is firED beforE coMplEting hiS scene, hE SayS hE "CAUgHt the bug" because of iT, aND BrIefly movEs to LoS anGeLEs to pursUe A caReer IN hollyWood. aFtEr returnIng to NEW YOrK, Kramer AuDitionS fOr tHe rOle of "kRameR" in the Pilot of a New siTCom called Jerry, USing his stage nAMe OF maRTin vAn NOstrand ("The PIlot"). hE is uNablE To ComPLete tHe audItIOn DUe to an intestinal proBlEm. KramEr latEr works as a staNd-in on a soaP OPEra with hIs frIEnD mickey Abbott in "the StAnd In" and vaRIous otheR low-pAying or nOn-paying tHEAter projEctS, suCh aS acTINg Out illnesses aT A MediCaL school In "THe BurniNg".

INveNtiOns, EnTrepreneuRship, and LaWsUiTs
kraMer shOWs an entrEpRenEuRiaL bent WIth "KraMericA IndUsTrIEs," fOr which HE dEVIses PlAnS for A piZzA placE wheRE cuStomers Make their Own PIe ("MaLe unBonding"), A bladder systeM fOr tankers tHaT wiLl "put aN ENd to mariTime oil spills" ("The Voice"), anD A producT thAt wilL put Ketchup anD muStard iN thE Same boTtle.

In "the FrIaR's CLUB", he crEATeS a cOnCept restauRANt tHat onLy ServEs peanuT butter and jelly sanDWicHes, which he calLs P.b. & Js.

HE ALsO coMEs UP wiTh THe iDEA of a beach-scenteD cologne in "thE peZ Dispenser", BUt a MaRketing ExecutiVe for cAlvin KlEin tells hIm the idea Is RidiCULouS. Despite thIs, it is reVealed
 because he was forced towork on Fe stivu s,a h ol iday  onl y celebrated b y  Fra nk Costanza.

Along wi th hi ss tint at  H&HBagels, Kr a m eris  e nga ge d  i n a v ari ety ofshort-live d j ob s.

In the e p is ode The Bi zar ro Jerry Kra mer  accid en tal l y beg ins  work ing fo r  a mad e up comp an y  calle d  Brandt / L el and.  He is later fire d  l a ter in the epi sode b ec a us e hehas  "no busin es s tra i ning at al l " . 

H e  is a compuls ive gambler who  succe ss ful l y avoi ds ga mb l ing  for severa l ye ars until  "TheD iplomat ' s Club" , in w hic h h e be t swi thaw eal t hy  Te x anon the a rr iv al an d de p a r t uretim es o f fli ghts going in toNewY ork 's La Guard ia A ir port. 

A st ruggl in g (and terrible ) ac tor, Kram er' sfir st  gigw as a o ne- lin e partin a Wo o dyAl l e n  m ovie in "The Alter na t e  S ide" (hi s line ,  " Th e se pretz el s a re m a k ing m e th i rs ty", bec omes t h esh ow's fi rs t catc hp hra se) . Alt h ough  he is  fired b efore completing his scene, he say s  h e "c a ught  th e bug" beca useo f it , an d  b rie f ly mo ves t oL os Angeles to pursue a  c areerin Ho llywood. Afte r returnin g t o New Yo rk,K ra m er auditions f or th e role of" Kramer"in th e pilotof a news i tcom cal led  Je rry , u s i ng  his stage na m e  ofMa rtin va n N ostrand  (" The  Pi lot ") . He is u nable to  c om pl et e t he au d ition du etoan  in testi n al pro blem.  Kra me rl ate r works as a  sta nd -i n on  aso ap op eraw ith  his fr iend Mick eyA bbot tin  "The S tand In" andva rious othe rlow -payin g or non-p aying theater projects, such as  ac tingoutillnesses  at  a med ica l  schoo l in " The B ur nin g " .

In v e nt ion s,  entrepren e u rsh ip, a nd  law suits
K ramer shows an ent r epr eneurial bent  wi th " K r am eri c aI ndu st r ies , "  for which he d evises pla ns fo r a pizzap lac ewhere c ustomer s mak e  theirown pie ( "Male Unb on ding " ) , a  bladder s ystem fo r tankers thatw il l "pu t a n endto  ma ritim e oils pil ls" ( "The V oi ce"),and a  p roduct t hat will put ketchup an d must ard i n t he same b ott l e.
In "TheFria r's Club",  he  cr eates  ac oncep t re s ta ura n t tha t on l y servesp ea nut b ut ter and jel l y san dwich es, whichhe c alls P.B. & Js.
H e also comes u p wi t h  th e i d ea o fa beach-scente d c ol o g ne in "T he  Pez Dispen ser", bu ta  mark etingexecut ive for C al v in Kle in t ell s him the  id ea is ridi cu lo u s. Des pite  t his, i t is r e veal e d 
 because_he was_forced to work on_Festivus, a_holiday_only celebrated_by_Frank Costanza.

Along with_his stint at_H&H Bagels, Kramer is_engaged in a_variety_of short-lived jobs.

In the episode The Bizarro Jerry Kramer accidentally begins working for a_made_up company_called_Brandt/Leland._He is later fired later_in the episode because he_has "no_business training at all".

He is a compulsive gambler_who_successfully avoids gambling_for several years until "The Diplomat's Club", in which_he bets with a wealthy Texan_on the arrival_and_departure_times of flights going_into New York's LaGuardia Airport.

A struggling_(and terrible) actor, Kramer's first gig_was a one-line part in a Woody_Allen movie in "The Alternate Side"_(his line, "These pretzels are_making me_thirsty", becomes the show's first_catchphrase). Although he_is fired_before completing his_scene, he says he "caught the_bug" because of_it, and briefly moves to Los_Angeles_to pursue a_career_in_Hollywood. After_returning to New_York,_Kramer auditions_for_the role of "Kramer" in the_pilot_of a new sitcom called Jerry, using_his stage name of_Martin_van Nostrand ("The Pilot")._He is unable to complete_the audition due to an intestinal_problem. Kramer_later works_as a stand-in on a soap opera with his friend Mickey_Abbott in "The Stand In" and_various other low-paying or_non-paying theater_projects,_such as acting_out_illnesses at_a medical school in "The Burning".

Inventions, entrepreneurship,_and lawsuits
Kramer_shows an entrepreneurial bent with "Kramerica_Industries," for which he_devises_plans for a pizza place where_customers make their own pie ("Male_Unbonding"), a bladder system for_tankers_that_will "put an end to_maritime oil spills" ("The Voice"), and_a product that_will put ketchup and mustard in the_same_bottle.

In "The Friar's Club", he creates_a_concept restaurant that only serves peanut_butter_and_jelly sandwiches, which he calls_P.B. & Js.

He also comes up_with the idea of a beach-scented cologne in "The_Pez Dispenser", but_a marketing executive for Calvin_Klein_tells_him the idea is ridiculous. Despite this, it is revealed