#Person1#: Next week is your birthday party. How exciting! What do you want for your birthday?
#Person2#: Well, a car like yours would be fantastic.
#Person1#: Hmm...Maybe not a car just yet. You're only turning 9, you know? How about a doll?
#Person2#: Mom, I'm a boy. Boys don't play with stupid dolls, but a machine gun would be OK, too.
#Person1#: Well, not this time. Maybe we could get you a nice dress and a little purse, son. Maybe...
#Person2#: Maybe I should change my name to Mary since you seem to want a daughter so badly?
#Person2# wants a cool birthday present, but his mom wants to give him a sissy present.
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