#Person1#: RU ru. Hey, can you get your dog to stop barking? Some people are trying to sleep around here.
#Person2#: Now wait a minute. Princes just barking because your cat is screaming all over the place.
#Person1#: But do you know what time it is? It's 1:00 AM and I've got to get up at 6:00 to go to work. If I don't get some sleep soon, they'll be 1 less dog in the world.
#Person2#: Are you frightening my dog?
#Person1#: I'm merely telling you the truth, barking at night is one of the leading causes of death in dogs.
#Person2#: You're mad.
#Person1#: That's possible. Get your dog to close his mouth.
#Person2#: You ought to shut your own mouth.
#Person1#: Berenice, get the poison.
#Person2#: Now come here, Prince. Nice boy. I'm going to take you inside.
#Person2#'s dog barks at midnight and #Person1# asks #Person2# to get #Person2#'s dog to stop barking. Then they begin to quarrel.
midnight dog barking