#Person1#: Dad, you love me, don't you?
#Person2#: Of course I do. Why do you ask? What's on your mind?
#Person1#: Well I saw this great offer for a free cellphone here in the newspaper and...
#Person2#: Free? Nothing's ever free.
#Person1#: Well, the phone is free after a $50 Mail in rebate.
#Person2#: Ah, so that's the catch, and why do you need a cellphone anyway?
#Person1#: That all my friends have one and I can use it to call you in case the car breaks down.
#Person2#: Oh, I don't know, there are always so many fees.
#Person1#: But the monthly charge for this service is only $29.99 with one thousand free weekday minutes nationwide and unlimited weekend minutes, plus unlimited anytime minutes for anyone using the same service.
#Person2#: I don't know.
#Person1#: And you can run over the extra minutes, so the next month instead of just losing them. What do you think of that?
#Person2#: Yes, but what are the terms of the service agreement?
#Person1#: It's only for 6 months.
#Person2#: But what if you cancel early?
#Person1#: Umm there's a cancellation fee of $200, but with...
#Person2#: 200 bucks?
#Person1#: Yeah, but you won't have to worry about me while I'm driving the new car.
#Person2#: New car? What new car?
#Person1#: The new car you'll need to buy so I can use the cellphone. I mean, what's it gonna look like if I'm using a cellphone in our old lemon.
#Person2#: Teenagers. What do they think of next?
#Person1# asks #Person2# for a cellphone and explains the charges and the service agreement. #Person1# also wants a new car to go with the cellphone. #Person2# can't imagine what #Person1# as a teenager will think of next.
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