#Person1#: Hey. What's this on Facebook? It says ... Are you getting married?
#Person2#: Yeah. Didn't you know that?
#Person1#: No. Why didn't you tell me about it? It says you're getting married next week.
#Person2#: Yeah, and I'm bringing her over to mom's house tomorrow. You'll love Jasmine.
#Person1#: Jasmine?
#Person2#: Yeah. Here's her picture on Facebook.
#Person1#: Oh. Wow.
#Person2#: What? What do you mean?
#Person1#: Dad is not going to be impressed.
#Person2#: Why?
#Person1#: She's got, like a lot her tattoos and a nose ring, and uh, I'm sorry. The family is going to be really surprised.
#Person2#: Ah, she's so, well, so sensitive and caring.
#Person1#: Um, well .... 
#Person2#: What?
#Person1#: Have ... have you taken any marriage prep classes?
#Person2#: Ah, who needs that anyway? I know all about women.
#Person1#: Yeah. Right, like .... What have you had? Like ten girlfriends in the last six months?
#Person2#: Well, that's different!
#Person1#: Uh, listen. Obviously, you need to improve your communication skills, and the best thing at this point .... if you're really set on marrying Jamie...
#Person2#: Jasmine ...
#Person1#: Okay, I'm sorry, Jasmine, anyway, um, you really should take a marriage prep class.
#Person2#: What? What you are talking about? I know all about love and romance.
#Person1#: Uh. Right ....
#Person2#: What? What do you mean?
#Person1#: Look. Okay. It's more than that. What do you know about, say, personal finance?
#Person2#: Well, you know ...
#Person1#:  I mean, how are you going to manage your money together? Are you going to have a joint bank account? Whose salary is going to pay the bills?
#Person2#: Ah, no problem. No problem. We have that figured out. My paycheck is going to be automatically transfered to her overseas bank account.
#Person1#: Oh. 
#Person2#: What?
#Person1#: Uh, where exactly is this account? What's the name of the bank?
#Person2#: Ah, I don't know. Jasmine's going to take care of that.
#Person1#: Oh, boy. Right. Um, well, what about children? Are you guys going to have any kids?
#Person2#: Well, I want a large family, so eight kids would be just about right.
#Person1#: Wow! What does Jasmine say about that?
#Person2#: Ah, well, she doesn't want any kids, but I'll change her mind once we get married.
#Person1#: Right. 
#Person2#: No problem.
#Person1#: Okay, what about housework? How are you going to handle that?
#Person2#: Well, Jasmine won't mind doing it.
#Person1#: Did she said that?
#Person2#: Well, not exactly. We've been just so busy planning out our honeymoon, that we just haven't worked out, you know, these small details.
#Person1#: Great! You know what? By the time you learn her last name, I think things are going to be over between the two of you.
#Person2#: No, you just want and see.
#Person2# is going to marry Jasmine but #Person1# hasn't heard about that. #Person1# suggests #Person2# take marriage prep classes and finds that #Person2# hasn't really figured out how to manage the money, how many children to have, and how to handle the housework with Jasmine and thinks their marriage will not succeed, but #Person2# is confident about himself and the marriage.
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