#Person1#: Hi. Welcome to Joe's Hamburger Restaurant. [Hi] Home of the one-pound super deluxe hot and spicy cheeseburger. Will this be for here or to go?
#Person2#: Uh, to go.
#Person1#: Okay. What would you like today? Would you like to try the one-pound super hot and spicy cheeseburger?
#Person2#: Uh. I don't think so. I'd probably have heartburn for a week after downing that monster.
#Person1#: Well. It's our house special this week, and it comes with fries, and a large specialty drink called 'Everything-but-the-kitchen-sink.'
#Person2#: A what? 'Everything-but-the-kitchen-sink'? What in the world is that?
#Person1#: Well, it's a little mix of everything in a large cup: Pepsi, Sprite, Fanta Orange, and lemonade with crushed ice and a scoop of ice cream.
#Person2#: Ah, that sounds disgusting.
#Person1#: Hey, it'll grow on you.
#Person2#: Nay, I think I'll just order a hamburger with some mustard and lettuce and a glass of water.
#Person1#: Boring. Hey. Would you care for anything else like a side order of amazing cheesy onion rings?
#Person2#: No thank you. Onion rings usually don't agree with me.
#Person1#: Hmm. Okay. Your total comes to ten ninety ($10.90).
#Person2#: Ten ninety? For just a hamburger?! You've got to be kidding
#Person1#: Well, the one-pound super deluxe hamburger is nine dollars.
#Person2#: Hey, I didn't order a one-pound burger. I just wanted a simple burger. That's all.
#Person1#: Well, sir. Joe's Hamburger Restaurant only serves one-pound burgers. [Man!] The one-pound super hot and spicy, the one-pound barbecue burger, the one-pound bacon cheese burger, the one-pound ...
#Person2#: No, no. Those are all huge.
#Person1#: Well, sir. If you really want something smaller [Yeah], you should order from the kids' menu: The half-pound super hot and spicy burger, the half-pound barbecue burger, the half-pound bacon cheese burger, the half-pound ...
#Person2#: No. Those are still giant burgers.
#Person1#: Well, in these parts, we are hearty eaters.
#Person2#: Okay, but you said my total was ten ninety, but the burger only comes to ten bucks. What about the other ninety cents?
#Person1#: Well, sir. We only serve natural spring water from yonder hills, and ...
#Person2#: Okay, okay. I'll take the giant burger and a bottle of your spring water. The sandwich should feed me for a week.
#Person1# wants to buy a hamburger with some mustard and lettuce and a glass of water, but the total comes to ten ninety dollars. #Person2# explains it's because the burger is a huge one and the water is natural spring water from yonder hills. Finally, #Person1# reluctantly pays the bill.
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