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Rename it Super Woke to pacify the locals, Or Woke Only.
However, since opening, Quiroga said no one has said anything negative to her in person and the restaurant has been packed. 

This is all you need to read in the article to know the score. No one besides a tiny handful of karens cares. They just want something to whine about. The town is turning out for a good breakfast and hasn't been disappointed. >

Well, "New cafe doing great, packed everyday" doesn't get clicks >

"New restaurant has name and it BROKE THE INTERNET. (3 people on Twitter complained)" >

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It's actually a pretty good name for a coffee spot.  Or Wired!  Wake might be better though. >

Wired! would be a great named for an internet cafe. >

Now that public wifi is so prevalent wouldn’t all cafes (with wifi) technically be Internet cafes now? >

I started saying something to this effect in my comment, but it started to get too wordy so I took it out.  Especially when you consider that wifi is no longer technically "wired" in the same way, though it still has some wires involved...  Also, not everywhere has wifi access yet, so not all normal cafes have wifi, and there are classic internet cafes in other countries still, so the point really wanders off track into some pointless tangents when you get into it. >

Nearly Wireless Cafe it is! >

Nearly wireless‽ 
How can you be nearly wireless? 🤓 >

“Like this!” opens a cut in CAT5 cable to reveal only a single copper wire is still intact >

This is a whole new level of nerdom. IT and HP fans. >

Great, my little town makes it to Reddit and its due to the backwoods idiots getting upset over a breakfast pun >

I guess you could say the name didn't B̶i̶d̶w̶e̶l̶l̶ bode well.
Also, we both know there's worse things coventry could have made the news for. ahem officer hicks....or carelli.... that cop that didnt lock the cell when the police station was @ town hall... heroin addicts baracading themselves in a house with guns..
Class of 2011 here lol >

haha, for sure. I've only been in town 5 years now, so i'm sure there's more I haven't heard of. >

I used to think it was such a shithole. Moved to SC 7 years ago.
I was wrong. It is a lovely place, just some stereotypical small town good ol boy behavior. >

i agree, its nice smaller town with just a pinch too many crazies. I spent 10 years in a real backwoods shithole in PA >

It's changing more now, but coventry was one of the few examples I've ever seen where low income families lived around the lake and the money was in the "north end" all these family's had houses from 100 years ago and just never moved. 
Also, you been to reins deli in vernon yet? Fuck I miss their pickles..... >

Yo I don't and have never lived anywhere near there, but I know Reins Deli! Only been once but I'd absolutely go back >

Their breakfast food is killer, Cubans and Rubens also killer.
But those fucking pickles man. I was up there for a family emergency last year, bought 2 of their gallon (maybe half gallon?)tubs since i was driving back down. I regret not having the foresight to keep the brine... live and learn. >

This is wild haha. I live in Vernon. Small
World. Let’s figure out the cost of shipping pickles for u >

The biggest snowflakes. >

Right? How much of an entitled snowflake do you have to be, to be so offended by something like "woke" as a breakfast spot name? Pathetic. >

These are the same snowflakes who feel entitled to be sexually aroused by candy company mascots, so... >

I should be aroused by green m&m's sexy sexy boots whenever I eat that sexiest of candies, and they took it away from me! The world shall know no peace until this injustice is righted! >

The shooooeeeees, they changed her shooooeeees, agghhhhh, how am I supposed to get off to sneakers?? >

I just wish they could make up their mind if they hate trans. Green is trans and they go crazy over her. >

LOL, the idea that they make up their own minds about this stuff. I guess they haven't yet been told how to feel about that by Fox News. >

Oh wow I had to look up why people say the green m&m is trans and it really kinda tracks. It seems obvious that it's not intentional, but the internal logic of the... m&m universe (?) seems to check out, so yea, it's some beautiful irony and I love it >

And yet conservatives love calling others snowflakes. Peak irony. >

I’m a former conservative turned slightly left centrist over the years. There are plenty of over sensitive folks on the left, no shortage of them at all. But… the extreme right is one of the most over sensitive hurt feeling woe is me group of people I’ve ever seen. It’s staggering. >

But left sensitivity tends to be toward compassion for the vulnerable. >

The American left are people with basic empathy that don't want to see people starve and die when we could prevent it by just using some of the money we blow on war for that
The American far right think giving hungry people food is actually evil as it's socialism and the struggle makes them work harder. >

I still don’t get the anti-socialist attitude. Why do conservatives want to struggle? >

They don't want to struggle. They just don't care if other people struggle. >


They don't want to struggle. They just don't care if other people struggle.

No, they don't want to struggle...they want other people to struggle more than they have. >

They are even willing to struggle more as long as others have to struggle even more than that. >

This is the one that made me laugh. >

It’s sadly true.  Think of how many ppl rely on Social Security that vote to have Social Security benefits repealed.  They’d be happy to suffer as long as it’s guaranteed others would suffer more >

They should lean into it. 
I'll have the Body Positive Stack of Pancakes with a side of Me Too Touch My Sausages, please. Then the waitress yells "Cancel that order!" >

I'll have some White Knight Waffles coupled with a Consenting Egg Omelette and a plate of onion Cancelled Hashbrowns. Oh and Entitlement Orange Juice with my Woke Coffee. >

"Would you like some toast that is literally worse than Hitler?" >

No no no I said glass of juice >

\^ Darkest and most underrated joke in this thread >

Took me a minute, 10/10 >

I admit I still don't get it >

Gas some Jews/glass of juice >

Wow.  That is so far out there I never made the connection.  Well played. >

Snowflakes >

We need an order of Frosted Snowflakes to go!
Free range milk and conflict free coffee. >

conflict free covfefe* >

One fair-trade covfefe coming right up. >

Conservatives love to make things up, and get angry at them. >

And then calling others snowflakes. After throwing a full-blown tantrum over something like, idk, a black character being in their video game or something >

No now they're mad that Microsoft is pushing an eco-friendly update to Xboxes >

one that is completely optional at that and gives the user more freedom over their xbox >

And a group calling themselves The Alliance Defending Freedom is trying to get an abortifacient drug banned. When they’re not busy trying to restrict the rights of LGBT folks. >

Woke up this morning >

Got yourself a gun >

Your momma always said you'd be the .. Chosen One >

She said; you're one in a million >

Ignore them. If they boycott, you're probably better off without them as customers. >

They're right-wingers. You know they whine and complain, and don't tip for shit. >

Yeah but they also vandalize and send death threats. >

Just the normal domestic terrorism things =)
Let's call it what it is >

There is no one quite as committed to cancel culture and being easily offended as an angry conservative. >

So much for conservatives and the free market. >

Conservatives: "....but you're the snowflakes." >

Next door theres a Mexican dessert place called "Only Flans" >

What is this, Bob's Burgers? >

Is it just me or do the conservatives purposefully ruin words? First came freedom then woke... 🤔😒 >

Liberty has been trampled too. >

Add patriot to the list. The American flag is quickly moving that direction. >

Yup haven’t worn American flag stuff in quite awhile for this exact reason >

I gi the other way on that one. I'm not letting them take that away. It's mine. Fuck em. >

Good for you. I can't do this with the Union Jack or England flag but I'm also not patriotic. But I hate those flags for what they mean to most now at first glance. >

What snowflakes >

They should change it to Wake the Fuck Up. >

"Wake Up, Sheeple" >

Smart business owner would run two cafes on opposite sides of the street, “Woke” and “Wake Up Sheeple!” Get the business from people on both sides of the culture wars. >

How is that a pun anyways >

That’s my big grief here. How is everyone overlooking that there is no pun here; I’d argue not even really a play on words. Headlines are stupid. >

Im confused as to the pun they are going for.
Regardless, fuck those snowflakes. Being upset over a damn name for a diner. >

It's a bit weird the way it was phrased (i.e. it was not a pun), but it's more of a design decision than a linguistic one: they wanted an egg and a coffee bean as part of the logo of their name. Which they don't show in the article. Why... >

Here's the webpage. >

Imagine being this easily offended. >

I don’t understand the fragility of these people but I fully understand why their adult children tend to stop talking to them. >

conservatives are such fucking snowflakes >

They need to get lives. Why is there a picture of a full English, though? >

Mmmm black pudding >

Conservatives are the true snowflakes. >

Funny how the same assholes that call everyone snowflakes always seem to be outraged by such trivial things. >

It’s projection >

It must be exhausting being a "Conservative"  and living one's life utterly confused and outraged by every single fucking thing in the world. >

Is the thumbnail a pic of one of their breakfast offerings? Looks great! >

Doubt it - that’s a Full English breakfast & it is very hard to source the black pudding in particular in North America >

Clicking into the article, the image is captioned, "Beans, eggs, and lean red meat are all good protein sources." So yeah, you're right, pic unrelated.