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and another time, I was the Queen of Spain!
He's just grumpy that the senator didn't mention that Santos had, in fact invented the fruitcake back in 1875. >

I know you're being sarcastic but fruit cake has actually been around since ancient Rome, which can only mean George Santos invented it during one of his brief stints as Emperor. >

You know...he could be an alien or a highlander! >

Jorge Santos Villa Lobos Ramirez, chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain >

Once I was the king of Spain!