>

Washed it off in the rain
Ok, we'll let you out again. But if you stab anymore people, I'm going to be VERY angry. Understand? >

If you don't stop stabbing people, we're turning this car around and going home.
Stops stabbing people
Stabs people
Hey, stop it or we're going home!
Stops
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Stab stab stab
HEY.  Knock it off or we're going home!
Stops again
...
...
...
STAB STAB STAB STAB >

STAHP STABIN FOLKS!! >

She’s a freaking healthcare professional! An LPN who works with the elderly. Oh man, she needs help. Or at the minimum, she needs to be stopped. >

She wipes the area she stabs you with an alcohol wipe first >

That's good! >

But the knife is dipped in potassium benzoate >

That’s bad. >

She gives you a lollipop after though. >

That's good! >

But the lollipop is also laced with potassium benzoate. >

That's bad! >

The lollipop is provided free of charge >

"Now stand back I gotta practice my stabbin.' HA HAA!" >

Roberto, is that you? Ow! >

This here’s a muggin! Hand over your skin! >

You’re outta the game! >

Do you have any better hostages? >

Person known for randomly stabbing people randomly stabs people, to the surprise of nobody >

A wise man once said “choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.” >

The jab you love >

gooood jaaaab >

hamburger music >

tipping intensifies >

“Oops, I did it again” >

"Played with that knife"