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Are we at the point now where fighting the US feels like facing random, sudden wrath’s of God himself? That’s kinda how this is reading to me
Sabre-rattling of the day. It has been like this since 1979. >

They gonna try abduct some American tourists........what tourists? lol >

I feel someone's probably dumb enough to go there and if they are, they can stay there. Same with NK or Russia. Don't make dumb decisions, people. >

They’ll just grab a Canadian and say it’s the same thing. >

I, uh, I'm an American, eh? >

You are now, buddy >

Don't call me buddy, guy! >

Don't call me guy, friend >

Everyone wants to go to war with the US until the war starts. >

Iran: “This is Iran letting everyone know that any action by the US will be seen as an act of war!”
US “okie doke”
Iran: “wait.” >

US: "You offer is accepted" >

The US is the only nation that can state the time and date of the attack, and still not have it matter to the defenders. >

Legit, unless you have literally half the planet on your side, fucking with the US is a really bad idea militarily. We are the only country with a doctrine that states we should be ready to fight a full scale war on 2 fronts at once at any given time. >

We’re like a hornet’s nest but with bazookas and Blackhawks and a global thirst for bloodlust. >

i smell OIL >

Damnit, first laugh that made my cracked rib hurt so far today, so props for that I guess lol. >

Tell them to get in line behind Russia, China, and North Korea. No skipping the queue. >

Maybe we should install a "pick-a-number" spool. 
"Now serving number 26. 26. 26?...27? " >

"now Serving Freedom to number 26. 26. 26?...27? " fixt >

Afghanistan and walks up wearing a fake moustache. USA: wait a minute. You already got yours