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Should have stuffed it down the front of his jeans.  Could have bragged if they questioned him.
They would've gotten away with it if they'd just hidden it up their bum! >

I was just wondering if they’d tried to keister it, and if so, how was it discovered? Weird walk? Or visual, perhaps? >

There's a video of how the whole thing went down (or not, as it were). A dildo of that size made a very noticeable bulge. >

I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner. >

The thing costs $699.95! >

I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high. >

It's only $23 per inch! >

Are dildos priced in inches? >

When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes! >

Wow you really know how to move some dildos! >

I'm all about the hard sell! >

"So what's keeping you from leaving without 23 inches of fun?" >

Probably just too embarrassed to buy it >

This is the sort of product that really needs a home delivery option.