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As a Kansan fuck this guy
This is how we got trump.
Never doubt the ability of any of these cretins to attain office no matter what their history may be.
The GOP base would elect Satan himself if he said the right things. >

Pompeo is not depraved enough is the issue. >

He is, but he won't cater to the unwashed masses, which is still important, at least for the time being. >

Mike Pompeo has hastily rebranded in the Trump era. His calculus for some time: Stay out of Trump’s firing line and advance up the ranks, and use the cover to push bog-standard Koch Brothers politics. >

Their base doesn’t want that. Instead, they demand full-on looney tunes behavior at all times.
That’s good because the more their general-election candidates move in that direction, the less they win outside of deep-red areas. >

Can’t wait for Trumpy’s playground taunt-worthy nickname for Pompeo. Was very let down with “Ron DeSanctimonious”. Will be crushed if the best he comes up with is “Mike Pompous”. >

Mike Pompous is pretty good though. Trump will probably go with something like Mike Poopeo. >

What if he just said “Mike Poop”? That would actually be funny. >

Lmao that is hilarious >

Just here to remind ya that everyday old republicans pass away and teens that care turn voting age. >

And there's a new vaccine resistant strain of Covid-19 that is surging in the US right now. >

Dude has the charisma of stale bread >


Dude has the charisma of stale bread

This really is his insurmountable hurdle. >

He wishes he could rise to the challenge. >

This guy has less charisma than DeSadist.
He's fucking delusional if he thinks he has a shot. >

“We will smoothly transition into another trump presidency” One of the creepiest and most foreboding sentences I’ve ever heard in my life >

Anyone not named Trump or DeSantis who runs for president is a deluded idiot who is wasting their time and money. >

Eh, in the lead up to 2016, Jeb Bush was presumed to be a shoe in. we all know how that turned out.  I wouldnt discount someone pulling the upset in Iowa and riding momentum as Trump and DeSantis split the maga wing. >

Desantis is avoiding direct confrontation with Trump. 
He's keeping the campaign alive Incase of unforeseen opportunity but I think desantis will not challenge trump directly. >

Yeah, he's young and can wait. He also has the charisma of a wet fart. 
 That won't contrast well with Trump's "charisma." >

I'm in the camp if he doesn't run how, he's never going to get another chance. He's termed out in '26. That's 2 years being out of the news cycle if Dems win reflection. A republican wins and he has to wait until 2032. Good luck with that. >

He’s a fanatic, dangerous >

He believes that he is personally supposed to usher in the second coming of Jesus. A deluded fanatic with apocalyptic fantasies and intent. Very dangerous. >

Just a quick word of advice for any vendor doing work with his campaign.... get the money up front. >

Another Republican Snowflake who can’t take even a little bit of tough questioning. >

This is why you never see elected officials from both parties talking to each other on political shows anymore. The Republicans refuse to be challenged by people who are knowledgeable and can't be bullied by threatening to withhold access. >

Does he remember where on a map Ukraine is now? >

Pompeo is an interesting mix of opportunism and dullness. Ironically enough, I don't think he would be able to provide the right mix of bluster and theatrics for the base and also bring over enough undecided voters. Also not sure how he would respond if Trump turns on him which is likely to happen if he manages to be successful. >

My submission is Mike Pompoopoo >

Is he gonna bully Pompeo out the same way he bullied his way to the 2016 candidacy? >

So is it gambling debts, hookers, coke, or treason from which he is running? >

a “heat-seeking missile for Trump’s ass.” >

Remember when this mother fucker berated an NPR journalist and had her point out Ukraine on a blank map, then lied about it and said she couldn't find it? I do. What a piece of trash. >

The only thing he can launch successfully are belches. >

...from his ass. >

I'm guessing he's doing it for the fundraising grift like his hero. >

That'll work out about as well as it has for Mike Pence. >

No need to body-shame him.
His politics, policies, personality, and complete lack of personal morals are enough to mock him. >

Look at this man and his grand delusions! >

Sure it will. He's just branding himself. >

He’s been trying since the 90s. Being SoS was as close as will ever get to the Oval Office. >

It will make him money and keep his name in the news for whatever grift he has going. So it will end just as he wants it to. 
He knows he has a snowball’s chance in hell. >

He could run for Pence’s VP /s >

He's not looking to be president. He's looking to broker deals to host a "presidential candidate" guys making bank >

He sort of had a constituency when he was still in congress, but then he pivoted to trying to look respectable and Trump basically globbed up all the holes Pompeo existed in. >

I don't see another R president for quite some time. >

Pompeo is doing this for the same reason as Pence.  His donors are how he makes money, directly or from jobs they offer.  Being active in the party is their career. >

The grift must go on!