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Nearly Wireless Cafe it is!
However, since opening, Quiroga said no one has said anything negative to her in person and the restaurant has been packed. 

This is all you need to read in the article to know the score. No one besides a tiny handful of karens cares. They just want something to whine about. The town is turning out for a good breakfast and hasn't been disappointed. >

Well, "New cafe doing great, packed everyday" doesn't get clicks >

"New restaurant has name and it BROKE THE INTERNET. (3 people on Twitter complained)" >

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It's actually a pretty good name for a coffee spot.  Or Wired!  Wake might be better though. >

Wired! would be a great named for an internet cafe. >

Now that public wifi is so prevalent wouldn’t all cafes (with wifi) technically be Internet cafes now? >

I started saying something to this effect in my comment, but it started to get too wordy so I took it out.  Especially when you consider that wifi is no longer technically "wired" in the same way, though it still has some wires involved...  Also, not everywhere has wifi access yet, so not all normal cafes have wifi, and there are classic internet cafes in other countries still, so the point really wanders off track into some pointless tangents when you get into it.