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Its his only job and he’s been waiting his whole life to do it. There’s no way that clock isn’t being moved to 0 when the missiles launch.
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Midnight is a nuclear war, not extinction. There will be humans around to move the clock, if only briefly. >

True, but I don't think it'll be a priority for that clock man