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“These fingerprints will clearly show”
“Witchcraft!”
“And we found DNA matching…”
“Witchcraft!”
“Mr. and Mrs. Johnson witnessed…”
“Wiiiitchcraft!”
I know it wasn't intentional, but the headline makes it seem like his defensive claim of witchcraft held weight lol >

It’s the hyphen. It adds credibility. >

I find any claims of witchcraft inherently credible, personally. Why would someone lie about that? >

I am a witch, and I don't even blame witchcraft. Reality still exists. >


Reality still exists.

I'm gonna need to see some citations here. >

Don't you just hate it when science, rationality, and evidence beats out your woo bullshit beliefs? >

It was a wildcard defence to say the least! >

Tarot card defense, in this case >

No the 'Devil made me do it defense??'