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I'd be stunned to find out he isn't fully vaccinated, probably with either the Moderna or Pfizer vaccines.  They're not available in NK, but it would be trivially easy for him to get his hands on whichever ones he wanted for himself and select friends/family.
“Respiratory illness” wonder what it could be? >

“It’s just the flu” >

By Easter it'll be gone. >

It will miraculously go away by April as the heat comes >

Maybe you can inject bleach. >

No, the DPRK is def not paying for bleach lol. >

Poor people, things must've been horrible for quite some time if they're making such a public statement. >

A straight up “don’t go outside” announcement that is not followed up with some dumb bullshit about it being a plot or weapon of “the west” must mean it’s pretty serious >

“As always, stay indoors!” >

I was blinded during the event. >

Sounds like you need to be electrocured >

Why am I hearing these comments in the voice of Cave Johnson? >

The lab boys tell me it’s normal… >

Definitely not Covid. Best Korea does not get Covid. >

Sure thing it is Covid. By way of China.
Edit: but in Best Korea it is just a "respiratory disease", which it is. >

But /u/Izzo definitely just told us non-sarcasticially that Best Korea does not get Covid... >

I’m just wondering if Kim Jung Un has had Covid yet. Probably not since he doesn’t go anywhere.