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Sure there will. As the Doomsday clock is located in Chicago, while a major target, not a primary one. Also it's now currently set at 100 seconds to Midnight.
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Midnight is a nuclear war, not extinction. There will be humans around to move the clock, if only briefly. >

True, but I don't think it'll be a priority for that clock man >

Its his only job and he’s been waiting his whole life to do it. There’s no way that clock isn’t being moved to 0 when the missiles launch. >

I need a David Lynch film about this fateful moment, titled The Clockman's Last Watch. It will star Paul Dano in way too much prosthetic makeup, and it will have an opening song by Adele and Rihanna in the style of a James Bond film. >

Adele’s song about setting fire to the rain, maybe?
As an aside, I can only imagine how much lyrical potential that concept would have had if Ronnie James Dio had come up with it. >

Will the last person to leave the city please turn out the lights >

This made me feel things... big oof