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I read that in the voice from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs...
But yes they do.
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OP has everyone making animal noises in their heads.
Well played OP. >

Op is sick >

Literally >

Traditionally, a fox says "ring ding ding a ding a ding ding" >

could have sworn they said "wha pa pa pa pa pa pow" >

Clearly it’s: “Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho” >

Question of the century is... >

They scream. Found out recently, that they are sometimes easy to confuse with deer warning screams. >

Fuck you >

I feel that was a bit unnecessary >

The appropriate response is "fuck me yourself pussy" >

I guess you've never heard of a whip-poor-will or a chuck-wills-widow >

I can’t say I have! What animals make those sounds? >

Whip-poor-will
One of my favorite sounds of sleeping with the windows open as a kid >

Did you know that horror writer HP Lovecraft tried to include them to terrifying effect in his story The Dunwich Horror? 
It doesn't work. >

Old World of Darkness put their dpirit gorms in with the Wyrm for some reason I've never been clear on >

Sigh, spirit  forms,  I can't edit >

Crows : caw-caw
Donkeys: hee-haw
But I think it'd be safe to say they're the only ones with 4 maybe? >

Chickadee says "chick-a-dee-dee-dee". >

It also says CHEESE-burger.