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"You scratched my CD! You took it out in broad daylight and SCRATCHED it"
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Or just doing something that isn't normally done in daylight.
He's using a flashlight in broad daylight. >

But change just one letter... >

Flashlights and bread daylight? >

Flesh... You can figure out the rest >

r/woooosh >

I just assumed they didn't know what it was >

He's trimming the hedges in broad daylight. Sure it sounds like a euphemism, and it could be. >

I was originally toying with the idea of “if something illegal or unexpected…” but in the end decided to keep it brief. >

It worked. Well done. >

I prefer my jokes rare >

Like how no one has tribulations unless there are trials involved >

Or being sick without being fatigued >

or zagging without zigging >

Now I'm wondering if there is an opposite to broad daylight. Narrow daylight? >

In the wee hours of night, comes to mind? >

“But who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemed shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?” >

I tried to buy a caboodle but apparently you have to get the kit 💁‍♂️ >

Hahah 
I may now start saying “broad daylight” for random things. 
“I mowed the lawn in BROAD DAYLIGHT HELEN! BROAD DAYLIGHT!!”