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I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner.
They would've gotten away with it if they'd just hidden it up their bum! >

I was just wondering if they’d tried to keister it, and if so, how was it discovered? Weird walk? Or visual, perhaps? >

There's a video of how the whole thing went down (or not, as it were). A dildo of that size made a very noticeable bulge.