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Yes partially a joke. My 6 year old is not freely roaming the internet. lol. She does play Minecraft and watches endless YouTube videos about it.
How many months until 80% of social media “engagement” is just AI on AI conversations? >

I swear twitter is just a bunch of bots swearing at each other >

I wonder the same about reddit tbh. >

How do you do, fellow human >

Is this all just generated when I click more comments? >

ITT: philosophy of solipsism discovered >

Huh, thought it was just me thinking that >

Maybe it is. >

Maybe it isn't. >

Top ten reasons why AI is here to stay. Number 3 shocked me. >

Me to ChatGPT:

Please write an article in the style of Buzzfeed entitled "Top ten reasons why AI is here to stay. Number 3 shocked me."

ChatGPT:

"Top Ten Reasons Why AI is Here to Stay: Number 3 Shocked Me!"  
Accuracy: AI algorithms can analyze and process large amounts of data with high accuracy, making it an indispensable tool in various industries.  
Efficiency: AI reduces the time and cost of performing routine tasks, freeing up humans to focus on more creative and innovative work.  
Creativity: AI can now generate creative works such as music, art, and writing, blurring the line between human and machine creativity.  
Personalization: AI can personalize experiences for users by learning their preferences and habits, leading to more meaningful interactions.  
Healthcare: AI is revolutionizing the healthcare industry by aiding in disease diagnosis, personalized treatments, and drug development.  
Customer Service: AI-powered chatbots and virtual assistants are providing instant and efficient customer support, improving customer satisfaction.  
Automation: AI is automating tasks across various industries, leading to increased productivity and reduced errors.  
Predictive Analytics: AI can analyze data and make predictions about future trends and events, providing valuable insights for businesses and governments.  
Safety: AI is improving safety in various industries by monitoring for potential hazards and alerting humans to take action.  
Advancement of Science: AI is assisting in scientific research by processing data, making predictions, and discovering new patterns and relationships.  
AI is changing the way we live and work, and it's here to stay. From improving accuracy and efficiency to revolutionizing industries and advancing science, AI has the potential to bring about positive change in the world. Who would have thought that machines could be creative and make such a huge impact on our lives? Number 3 may have shocked us, but it's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the capabilities of AI.

Me to ChatGPT:

Not wacky enough. Please write it so that it's wacky, zany, and fun to read for today's fun and individualistic millennial.

ChatGPT:

"10 Mind-Blowing Reasons Why AI is the Real Deal and Here to Stay! #3 Will Make Your Jaw Drop!"  
Accuracy on Fleek: AI algorithms are like superhumans, analyzing mountains of data with pinpoint accuracy - we're talking 99.9% and beyond!  
Time-saving Ninjas: Say goodbye to boring, repetitive tasks and hello to free time! AI can handle it all and make your life a whole lot easier.  
Creativity Unleashed: Hold on to your hats because AI can now create art, music, and even write, making us question what it means to be human. #mindblown  
Personalized Perfection: AI knows you better than you know yourself! By learning your habits and preferences, it can personalize experiences like never before.  
Healthcare Heroes: AI is saving lives by assisting in disease diagnosis, creating personalized treatments, and even developing new drugs. #healthcarerevolution  
Customer Service Dreams: Chatbots and virtual assistants powered by AI are here to serve, providing instant and efficient customer support with a smile.  
Automation A-game: AI is taking over tedious tasks across industries, increasing productivity and reducing errors, it's like having a personal robot!  
Future-Telling Wizards: AI can predict the future with spooky accuracy, providing valuable insights for businesses and governments.  
Safety Squad: AI is keeping us safe by monitoring potential hazards and alerting us to take action. #safetyfirst  
Science Savants: AI is lending a hand in scientific research by processing data, making predictions and discovering new patterns and relationships. #sciencemadefun  
AI is the real deal and it's here to stay, making our lives easier, more creative, and safer. With its accuracy, efficiency, and endless capabilities, it's no wonder AI is taking the world by storm. From healthcare heroes to creativity unleashed, we can't wait to see what the future holds. And that jaw-dropping #3? Well, you'll just have to read on to find out!

Yeet, as the kids say.

EDIT: Yes, this is actually from ChatGPT for everyone asking. No, these are not selected outputs - I only gave it two prompts, once each, and these are the only responses it generated.
It took appx. 10 seconds to generate both of them. It took me longer to write the prompts. >

Is this for real? Haven’t touched it yet but it seems horrifying and amazing at the same time >

Very real. I've been nessing with it for the past few days and it's kind of terrifying how good it is. It sometimes shows it's flaws though, it's given me incorrect answers several times, it has trouble with more niche topics. Really all it does is read websites and form data into coherent sentences. In one case i actually was able to tell the exact website it had pulled an incorrect answer from. >

Actually it doesn’t read websites, ChatGPT is fully offline and only has data up to mid 2022. They likely trained it on large swathes of the internet, probably including all of Wikipedia, news outlets, and sites that compile things like user manuals (it can be very helpful when learning a new software!) >

That's interesting. I'm pretty sure i know what website it was trained for the response i got then lol >


Humans would still have their role in providing “cultural currency” and “inspired prompts”

I have no fucking clue what cultural currency means. >

Feeding in data for things like "On TikTok mascara means sex" I assume >

WTF? I can’t be that behind with this shit at late 20s. >

Yes. Yes you are. Signed, a 37 year old woman with a 6 year old that knows internet better than me. >

That's a bit of a problem and I hope you rectify that for their sake, I'm sure it's at least partially a joke but lol