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Who says any part of a cocktail is supposed to be healthy? What cocktail police have decreed this? I kinda like a piña colada now and again. If you don't like sweet drinks, so be it. Go drink something else. But again... It's okay to have unhealthy things in moderation.
Beyond that, it's just a game of stop liking things I don't like.
The funny part is this is actually a selling point in many places which restrict the sale of spirts, but allow beer/wine sales to supermarkets. >

Right? I knew they weren't whiskey when they popped up in beer stores instead of the state-run liquor stores (PA) >

Man, that will always be weird to me. Here in louisiana, I can buy any type of alcohol from just about anywhere. Gas stations, grocery stores, dollar stores, CVS/Walgreens. The only restrictions I think is you can't buy between 2am and 6am. I'm pretty sure I'm never more than 10 minutes away from a place I could buy. >

Drive thru daiquiri stands, too, which I miss.  It's a pain here in Pennsylvania.  You have to do math to figure out if you don't have too much beer when checking out at the grocery store, and this is an improvement on what they had before. >

There's a quantity limit on volume/bottles? >

Yess. You can go back in and buy more tho, literally a pain. >

Ironically the mini bottle in the image here is of the real shit from the liquor store, not the mini bottles the lawsuit refers to >

Right, the issue is with the little bottles you can buy at a gas station. >

If the store only sells “liquor” in tiny over priced bottles. It’s probably not liquor. There are separate licenses in my state to sell each. Malt liquor is a helluva drug. >

I tried one and there was no difference in taste. If you put enough of that cinnamon flavor in anything, you wouldn't be able to tell what it was. >

Taste the difference? No, will you feel it? Hell yes. Malt liquor hangovers from super sweetened drinks is extra hard on the liver. Dehydration is 2x as bad, and it’s not a good buzz like some liquors or wines. >

I think I did this to myself the other day. Was wondering how 711 was selling them when they don’t sell liquor here. Worst hangover in a long while, couldn’t figure out what I did to myself since my friend and I drink plenty at bars. I don’t do great with gluten so that may have something to do with it. Welp I’m on board with this lawsuit now. >

I got fucked like that vacationing in Florida. I bought about 20 of those damn things. It wasn't until my friend told me that the fake Fireball just says Cinnamon. They sell Fake Southern Comfort too. >

What is it then? No alcohol? >

Malt liquor >

I was about to roll my eyes at this dumb lawsuit, but at a cursory glance, they have a REALLY good argument.  I'm not sure what the law would say about this, but they were definitely trying to pull one over on people. >

Agree. 
Maybe I’m dumb, but was there alcohol (I know it’s not whiskey) in the ones the lawsuit is talking about? When I blow the pic up, it gets grainy and the article says something like malt beverage. >

There is alcohol. It’s a malt alcohol around 12% I think. It’s slightly deceptive, but the bottle doesn’t say whiskey. >

With “whiskey flavor” what ever that is. >

It's an old man's sweat after a hard day's work in the yard. >

I’ll just ring out the shirt >

Also from the article:

The attorney representing the plaintiffs, Spencer Sheehan, is well-known for filing class-action lawsuits against food companies, according to The Washington Post. He previously filed lawsuits against Kellogg’s, saying the company’s strawberry Pop-Tarts contain as much apple and pear as they do strawberries.

There are strawberries in Pop-Tarts!? >

Apparently not >

About as much as Apple and pear evidently >

So 0. >

I should post this on the door of our dumpster. Many mini's don't make their way in the bins. >

It all tastes like flaming shit anyhow >

Put one in a cider beer and it tastes like fall. If it's angry orchard, it's called an angry balls. >

Folks hate on Fireball all the time, but it's absolutely fucking delicious, especially when mixed with various other beverages. 
One of my favorite summer cocktails... 1 oz Fireball. 1 oz peach schnapps. 6 oz sweet iced tea. You're welcome in advance. No idea what it's called, but it has peach cobbler vibes. >

No idea what it's called 
Diabetes. >

Alcoholic cocktails, much like donuts, are not meant to be healthy but can still be enjoyed in moderation. >

Yeah but the unhealthy part is supposed to be the alcohol not the added sugar content. I got nausea from how sweet that’d be just thinking about it.