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I’m just wondering if Kim Jung Un has had Covid yet. Probably not since he doesn’t go anywhere.
“Respiratory illness” wonder what it could be? >

“It’s just the flu” >

By Easter it'll be gone. >

It will miraculously go away by April as the heat comes >

Maybe you can inject bleach. >

No, the DPRK is def not paying for bleach lol. >

Poor people, things must've been horrible for quite some time if they're making such a public statement. >

A straight up “don’t go outside” announcement that is not followed up with some dumb bullshit about it being a plot or weapon of “the west” must mean it’s pretty serious >

“As always, stay indoors!” >

I was blinded during the event. >

Sounds like you need to be electrocured >

Why am I hearing these comments in the voice of Cave Johnson? >

The lab boys tell me it’s normal… >

Definitely not Covid. Best Korea does not get Covid. >

Sure thing it is Covid. By way of China.
Edit: but in Best Korea it is just a "respiratory disease", which it is. >

But /u/Izzo definitely just told us non-sarcasticially that Best Korea does not get Covid...