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4) The restaurant up the street running a weekly "Safari Special"
Poor monkeys.  They didn’t need this.  They just wanted to eat bananas and fling poo. >

What is it about monkeys that makes them love to shit in their hands and toss it?? >

Plenty of humans like (or would like) to do the same. Would make politics more entertaining if it changed from a metaphorical turd slinging contest into an actual turd slinging contest. >

I was a freshman in college and prank wars were happening. Someone mentioned poo during dinner, so someone else took a rubber poo and put it on a pizza box, so someone else took actual poo and painted the hallway with it because they were gross, and I lost track of it after there because they painted the hallway outside my door and that meant I had to clean that shit up. America's best and brightest y'all. >

Dude wtf is going on at the Dallas zoo. First the leopards now the monkeys >

What in the hell is going on at the Dallas Zoo. The zoo is going to have to upgrade their security because some person or persons keep targeting it. >

This is crazy. Definitely someone is doing shenanigans but the question is why? What’s the point of fucking with the animals? >

I see two possible options for motivations. Either some sort of extreme animal rights group like PETA who thinks they are helping or some sort of smuggler/poacher trying to get their hands on an exotic animal for the black market pet trade >

3) devious lick