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imagine walking out of there with a massive gut bulge
They would've gotten away with it if they'd just hidden it up their bum! >

I was just wondering if they’d tried to keister it, and if so, how was it discovered? Weird walk? Or visual, perhaps? >

There's a video of how the whole thing went down (or not, as it were). A dildo of that size made a very noticeable bulge. >

I am impressed that the store worker risked their life to return this giant dildo to its rightful owner. >

The thing costs $699.95! >

I’m no dildo appraisal expert but that price strikes me as far too high. >

It's only $23 per inch! >

Are dildos priced in inches? >

When it makes it sound like a better deal, then yes! >

Wow you really know how to move some dildos! >

I'm all about the hard sell! >

"So what's keeping you from leaving without 23 inches of fun?" >

Probably just too embarrassed to buy it >

This is the sort of product that really needs a home delivery option. >

Should have stuffed it down the front of his jeans.  Could have bragged if they questioned him.