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Not necessarily. I think a rooster makes an AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH sound. Just a thought.
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OP has everyone making animal noises in their heads.
Well played OP. >

Op is sick >

Literally >

Traditionally, a fox says "ring ding ding a ding a ding ding" >

could have sworn they said "wha pa pa pa pa pa pow" >

Clearly it’s: “Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho” >

Question of the century is... >

They scream. Found out recently, that they are sometimes easy to confuse with deer warning screams. >

Fuck you >

I feel that was a bit unnecessary >

The appropriate response is "fuck me yourself pussy" >

I guess you've never heard of a whip-poor-will or a chuck-wills-widow >

I can’t say I have! What animals make those sounds? >

Whip-poor-will
One of my favorite sounds of sleeping with the windows open as a kid >

Did you know that horror writer HP Lovecraft tried to include them to terrifying effect in his story The Dunwich Horror? 
It doesn't work. >

Old World of Darkness put their dpirit gorms in with the Wyrm for some reason I've never been clear on >

Sigh, spirit  forms,  I can't edit >

Crows : caw-caw
Donkeys: hee-haw
But I think it'd be safe to say they're the only ones with 4 maybe? >

Chickadee says "chick-a-dee-dee-dee". >

It also says CHEESE-burger. >

I read that in the voice from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs...
But yes they do. >

Was it not from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? >

Chickadees have a call that sounds vaguely like it's saying cheeeeese-burger. The way that person typed CHEESE in caps made me think of the movie. (Which is amazing) >

Randy from Trailer Park Boys definately says it >

Monkeys. What does the Monkey say? Not just "ooh" but "ooh ooh ah ah"...
They also fuck each other in the ass so makes sense. >

ooh ee ooh ah ah >

ting tang walla walla bing bang >

Lots of birds have songs with more than one word.  
Chicka dee dee dee.  (Chickadee)
To wit to woo. (Mourning dove)
Birders know lots of these to help them remember which song goes with which bird. >

My step dad always called the morning doves "wahoo"  birds
They go: WHA-Hoo-hoo-hoo. >

This is a much better representation IMO. 
*was a bored kid that got good at calling mourning doves to me with a hand whistle thing >

It took me a while to get what you meant by "English translated sound". Change it for "onomatopoeia". >

onomatopoeia is the word for the word for the sound! >

Traditional owl sound is twit twoo. Or is that written as one word?
That's actually the call and response of two tawny owls: twit twit... twoo. >

A way to remember the pattern for an owl can: "who cooks, who cooks for you"
Edit: should be call, but I like the idea of an owl can >

Specifically barred owls. I have one that’s been hanging out in my yard for months now haha. >

You ever hear when they just make crazy non-stereotypical sounds and think you’ve got monkeys in your trees?  
I didn’t know how crazy they could sound until we had some nest in the woods behind me years ago >

lol actually that makes a lot of sense. I’ve heard a few noises that have creeped me out in our woods. Porcupine have done that before but I do recognize their sounds now. 
I’m mostly just amazed at how quiet the owls can be when they don’t want to be heard. About as close to silent as you can get despite being huge. I love seeing them but definitely give them space because of the giant talons. Crows were annoying one one day so I went outside and the crows left because I was purposely noisy lol. Quietly said to the owl “you owe me” lol. >

104 is preeetty high my dude,  make sure you alternating ibuprofen/tylenol, 1 more degree is a medical emergency >

Agreed, if you start getting a headache I would jump in a cold bath PDQ. Source - someone who has been there and higher and realised they were going to be in trouble if they didn't get it down sharpish. >

Drop Bears have entered the chat!
(Although to be fair, no-one really knows what sound a Drop Bear makes, as none have lived to tell the tale) >

In addition to woof, in English, the dog says ruff or bow-wow >

Maybe it's because I'm not from an english speaking country, but my cock usually makes others make that sound >

What kind of sounds? >

A sort of disappointed long exhalation. >

Deserves a medal >

Clearly you've never owned a cat 
Meow
Mrarw
Mew
Hiss
And more sounds. >

Haha I mean at one time. Those are all still only one word! >

What if my dogs have weird barks lol me and my boyfriend always go "ba-roooo" to mimic our loud ass dog. Is that two words?? Or just howling haha >

I can't think of any other animal shouts that require more than one word >

Dragon shouts can be up to three words. >

You have forgotten two animals
Donkey go heeee haww
Texan go yee haww >

Tenkey goes heee yaww >

Nooo, Donxan goes heee yaww. >

Texan and donkey are synonyms. No need to combine the words lmao >

As Someone who Identifies as a Donkey, I am deeply offended. >

It makes sense. An actual rooster crow is closer to ur-ah-ur-a-URRR, but it normally does have about five syllables. >

Listening to my chickens now and they have many different calls, they have 3 calls from me memorized and respond to my calls every time. Chickens are much smarter than people give them credit for. >

Not necessarily. I think a rooster makes an AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH sound. Just a thought. >

The sound made by the coquí frog is rendered as "coquí" in Spanish. In English I think it can be rendered as "who, me?" >

The pig says:"Get up against the wall and put your hands on your head you black motherfucker!!!" >

I'm sorry but I can't take the English for that seriously at all, it looks so stupid. >

Kukkokiekuu >

One of my favorite things was to ask people in other countries what animals sounds make. >

Cat's say "Oh Long Johnson" >

Wow, that is an interesting fact! I guess it just shows the importance of roosters in English culture. Well, I'm sure glad they are around to wake us up in the mornings! >

bro's literally an npc >

Roosters' multi-word sound makes it easy to write jokes about them. >

The barred owl call is commonly translated as "Who cooks for you." >

i’m very confused as to what this means 😭 my brain is just not grasping it >

I was quite surprised that no one has mentioned a Turkey so far! “Gobble gobble gobble” >

I would say it doesn’t count because gobble is one word. A dog goes “woof woof” but it’s still one word, so I would say the same applies to turkeys >

In Canada we have chickadees and their sound is “chick-a-dee-dee-dee-dee”. Checkmate. >

Chick-a-dee-dee-dee,
Whip-poor-will,
Kis-ka-dee,
Fee-bee
Plus all of the birds that have mnemonics that sound like their songs:
“Drink your teeeeaaaa”
“Sweet sweet sweeter-than-sweet”
“Peter Peter Peter”
“Teakettle Teakettle Teakettle” 
“Fire fire where where here here”
“Potato-chip…potato-chip”
“Hey sweetie”
“Who cooks for you?”
“I’m so lazyyyyyy”
“Free-beer!”
“Pizza”
“Oh sweet Canada Canada Canada”
“Here I am, where are you, I am here”
“Trees, trees, murmuring trees”
“Spring of the year, spring is here” >

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OP has everyone making animal noises in their heads.
Well played OP. >

Op is sick >

Literally >

Traditionally, a fox says "ring ding ding a ding a ding ding" >

could have sworn they said "wha pa pa pa pa pa pow" >

Clearly it’s: “Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho” >

Question of the century is... >

They scream. Found out recently, that they are sometimes easy to confuse with deer warning screams. >

Fuck you >

I feel that was a bit unnecessary >

The appropriate response is "fuck me yourself pussy" >

I guess you've never heard of a whip-poor-will or a chuck-wills-widow >

I can’t say I have! What animals make those sounds? >

Whip-poor-will
One of my favorite sounds of sleeping with the windows open as a kid >

Did you know that horror writer HP Lovecraft tried to include them to terrifying effect in his story The Dunwich Horror? 
It doesn't work. >

Old World of Darkness put their dpirit gorms in with the Wyrm for some reason I've never been clear on >

Sigh, spirit  forms,  I can't edit >

Crows : caw-caw
Donkeys: hee-haw
But I think it'd be safe to say they're the only ones with 4 maybe? >

Chickadee says "chick-a-dee-dee-dee". >

It also says CHEESE-burger. >

I read that in the voice from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs...
But yes they do. >

Was it not from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? >

Chickadees have a call that sounds vaguely like it's saying cheeeeese-burger. The way that person typed CHEESE in caps made me think of the movie. (Which is amazing) >

Randy from Trailer Park Boys definately says it >

Monkeys. What does the Monkey say? Not just "ooh" but "ooh ooh ah ah"...
They also fuck each other in the ass so makes sense. >

ooh ee ooh ah ah >

ting tang walla walla bing bang >

Lots of birds have songs with more than one word.  
Chicka dee dee dee.  (Chickadee)
To wit to woo. (Mourning dove)
Birders know lots of these to help them remember which song goes with which bird. >

My step dad always called the morning doves "wahoo"  birds
They go: WHA-Hoo-hoo-hoo. >

This is a much better representation IMO. 
*was a bored kid that got good at calling mourning doves to me with a hand whistle thing >

It took me a while to get what you meant by "English translated sound". Change it for "onomatopoeia". >

onomatopoeia is the word for the word for the sound! >

104 is preeetty high my dude,  make sure you alternating ibuprofen/tylenol, 1 more degree is a medical emergency >

Agreed, if you start getting a headache I would jump in a cold bath PDQ. Source - someone who has been there and higher and realised they were going to be in trouble if they didn't get it down sharpish. >

Traditional owl sound is twit twoo. Or is that written as one word?
That's actually the call and response of two tawny owls: twit twit... twoo. >

A way to remember the pattern for an owl can: "who cooks, who cooks for you"
Edit: should be call, but I like the idea of an owl can >

Specifically barred owls. I have one that’s been hanging out in my yard for months now haha. >

You ever hear when they just make crazy non-stereotypical sounds and think you’ve got monkeys in your trees?  
I didn’t know how crazy they could sound until we had some nest in the woods behind me years ago >

lol actually that makes a lot of sense. I’ve heard a few noises that have creeped me out in our woods. Porcupine have done that before but I do recognize their sounds now. 
I’m mostly just amazed at how quiet the owls can be when they don’t want to be heard. About as close to silent as you can get despite being huge. I love seeing them but definitely give them space because of the giant talons. Crows were annoying one one day so I went outside and the crows left because I was purposely noisy lol. Quietly said to the owl “you owe me” lol. >

In addition to woof, in English, the dog says ruff or bow-wow >

Drop Bears have entered the chat!
(Although to be fair, no-one really knows what sound a Drop Bear makes, as none have lived to tell the tale) >

The sound made by the coquí frog is rendered as "coquí" in Spanish. In English I think it can be rendered as "who, me?" >

Maybe it's because I'm not from an english speaking country, but my cock usually makes others make that sound >

What kind of sounds? >

A sort of disappointed long exhalation. >

Deserves a medal >

Clearly you've never owned a cat 
Meow
Mrarw
Mew
Hiss
And more sounds. >

Haha I mean at one time. Those are all still only one word! >

What if my dogs have weird barks lol me and my boyfriend always go "ba-roooo" to mimic our loud ass dog. Is that two words?? Or just howling haha >

I can't think of any other animal shouts that require more than one word >

Dragon shouts can be up to three words. >

You have forgotten two animals
Donkey go heeee haww
Texan go yee haww >

Tenkey goes heee yaww >

Nooo, Donxan goes heee yaww. >

Texan and donkey are synonyms. No need to combine the words lmao >

As Someone who Identifies as a Donkey, I am deeply offended. >

It makes sense. An actual rooster crow is closer to ur-ah-ur-a-URRR, but it normally does have about five syllables. >

Listening to my chickens now and they have many different calls, they have 3 calls from me memorized and respond to my calls every time. Chickens are much smarter than people give them credit for.