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Well, yeah, the two aren’t really direct analogues.
I’m bi, and I love a nice set of boobs. But if I’m going after a guy, I’m not looking for something to substitute for boobs. To me the common denominator is butts. I’ll take a nice butt on anyone — man, woman, enby, doesn’t matter.
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We hear you loud and clear, Underboob is definitely the more popular choice! We'll consider adding a few more features to Undernut to make it just as enticing. ;) >

Nut nipples! >

I think he was talking about adding features nuts don't already have >

Chocolate fountain?