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No need for toilet paper. Just slip down stairs and let poop on trousers. This glorious way.
How is this possible under such a great leadership >

If it’s the gays, turn to page 58
If it’s the Jews, turn to page 82
If it’s the Anglo-Saxons, turn to page 39
To get over yourself and stop being a fascist spazz, turn to page 101 >

Odd, this book only has 100 pages? >

It used to have 101 pages though, but Putin tore the last one out >

Which is completely unrelated to the rumors about toilet paper shortage