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Why upsetting? Germans thought of an moral while writing these, to learn from an exaggerated example.
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Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think she was killed. Just in a deep sleep or something. >

She was. And then the prince raped her, not kissed her. He raped her into consciousness.
Edit to add: I was thinking of sleeping beauty. Snot white was almost cannibalized. >

That's sleeping beauty that's raped and it's the baby that wakes her
Snow white is woken by the apple being dislodged from her throat when the dwarves are moving her casket to the princes castle >

I already realized and fixed my mistake. You're late to the party. Go ahead and give your genitals a tug. >

Holy shit you are a dick head, I hope you don't treat your friends like this >

Wish you weren't so awkward. >

OK buddy. >

Do you feel that you've helped in any way? 
I know what I am and why I'm here. You haven't added anything helpful. Are you wanting to feel down too? >

Well at least you understand your place >

Above you, peasant. >

What if the prince was a paladin and resurrected her instead. >

Not sure if I remember it correctly, but I think the apple fell out of her mouth when the prince kissed her? Not 100% sure but that is what I vaguely remember. >

almost - it fell out when the dwarves dropped the casket because they tripped. sleeping beauty was the one who got kissed awake >

Sleeping Beauty is based on a story where a married king finds a girl asleep and can’t wake her, so rapes her instead.
The story is called The Sun, the Moon, and Talia, written, or at the least collected and composed, by the Italian poet Giambattista Basile. It was published in 1634 in his “Pentamerone” collection of fairy tales, which also includes the first known version of Cinderella and Rapunzel, and includes a version of Puss in Boots. >

Wow >

Theres a great short story called "Snow Glass Apples" by Neil Gaiman. Its a retelling of the Snow White story from the Evil Queens perspective. And its not dissimilar in thought process. >

Is that the one where she’s a vampire? >

Well, the zombie apocalypse isn't near yet, but Snow White is definitely a survivor! >

The evil queen used magic to create the Apple that made her go to sleep and stay asleep, no one ever said the queen killed Snow White.. >

Fun fact. Jesus was a zombie too. 
Second fun fact. There’s a halfway decent song about it called “Jesus was a zombie” >

There was. Film theory that said the coal dust from the dwarves mines actually is what saved her the Prince just happened to show up right as she came out of a coma. >

She was sleeping when the much older Prince Raped her and got her Pregnant without her Consent.
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Mixed up stories, I am sorry. DV away I accept my fate >

There is someone who know the deeper lore of fairytales, like that. Are you german? >

No, just into making people upset.