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What’s the point of all this?
The Republican standard. 
They don't give a shit about hypocrisy. >

In hell, at least in Inferno, hypocrites are given golden robes that are actually made of lead, weighed down for all eternity by their lies >

Thank fuck none of that bible stuff is real, really turns your stomach thinking that ted cruz would live on somewhere else. Much better knowing when he's dead he'll be erased from existence forever. >

That's not Bible stuff that's Dante's Divina Commedia.
It's Bible fan fiction if you will. >

Hilarious to think of it as Bible fan fiction. It’s really a perfect description. >

The Bible is also fan fiction >

Fan fiction of what? 
Like if you wanna be "haha the Bible is fiction" then yeah sure fine, but we don't say Harry Potter or LotR is fan fiction. Those are the things fan fiction is derived from. >

Noah is a Mesopotamian myth predating the earliest known Jewish texts >

Yes, and Homer didn't invent the Greek gods. We don't call the Iliad fan fiction.
Like yeah Genesis, especially the bits before Abraham, is pretty clearly a collection of folk tales, but that's a small portion of one book which is itself one of 66 books that make up the Bible.