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Potential Immigrant, deny deny deny
His “Head of State” visa is due to expire tomorrow, so he needs a new visa to remain in the US >

Hope he gets yeeted back to Brazil so Lula's government can kick the snot out of him in court >

A state government has absolutely no say on immigration issues. Legally, at least. >

All Brazil needs to do is demand they expedite him, then nothing Defuckwad says will matter as we have an extradition treaty with Brazil. We cannot refuse and vice versa >

I'm guessing US Marshals would be tasked with bringing him in? Those boys don't play around. >

I've been watching Fargo season 4. I want carrot eating Timothy Oliphant to pick Bolsonaro >

I want the Justified version. >

So this guy has been typecasted into playing US Marshalls and Sheriffs? That's a bit specific, specially since he's kinda funny. >

Pretty much. He was a sheriff in deadwood, a marshall in Justified and Fargo, and in Mandalorian, he worked as a sheriff of a small town but held the title of Marshall.
But my favorite role of his was as a doting husband and a realtor in Santa Clarita diet. >

Guess Bolsonaro is in no hurry wanting to return to Brazil and would prefer to stay in US permanently. >

Well, it is a place known for letting people get away with failed coups. >

And letting them plan more while in Florida. >

👀 we talking about Trump now? >

Destroys the country 
Abandons it once he can't use it as his sandbox
People still are dumb enough to worship him >

His supporters literally think he’s a messianic figure sent by god himself. These people are sick in the head. They are copying the QAnon bullshit word by word >

Brazil is great at “USA We Have At Home” political imitations >

Definitely,  totally,  not absconding . Just seeing the sights and relaxing a bit after a failed coup. >

Applies for a tourist visa after he’s arrived. I didn’t even know you could do that… Is he applying for asylum or something? Is he hoping DeathSanta will give him a free flight to the cape cod? >

He arrived with a diplomat visa and he's applying to change his visa status. It's legal, but hopefully they'll deny it >


He arrived with a diplomat visa 

Have you seen evidence of that? Brazil wants him returned, and if he was travelling on a diplomat visa it could have rescinded that at any point by the Brazilian government, making his presence in the US unauthorized. >

There's no need for any evidence, he entered the US as the president of Brazil so he got an A-1 visa like any other head of state would have. Brazil also can't rescind US visas, they have no authority to. They've also not requested his extradition so they arent actively trying to get him back. It's likely he's going to end up in Italy after all this. >


It's likely he's going to end up in Italy after all this.

Wow. A fascist fleeing Brazil and seeking refuge in Europe... Pulling the ol' Uno reverse card. >

He's eligible for Italian citizenship >

But this won't necessarily save him. Years ago, a Brazilian executive with very close ties to the Workers' Party was found guilty for bribery and money laundering. He fled to Italy instead of turning himself in, because he also had Italian citizenship, but was eventually extradited to Brazil. That said, Bolsonaro is much more high profile than him, so who knows. >

He was a shitty ally when he had power, now that he needs help, he gets to reap what he has sown. So fuck no. 
Deny him any visa. Fucker's gonna stay forever otherwise. >

Ukraine needs volunteers. >

Russia even more so >

I'm not usually one to say this, but I think we should deport him >

Bolsonaro fucks up in Brasil, flees to Florida, applies for a Tourist Visa. Yea, that tracks. >

DeSantis - Welcome my brother! >

Trap him in the Miami airport. >

The Terminal 2 >

Does anyone from the US know how likely he is to get the visa? Does the federal government get any say in it, or is it a purely technical decision from an independent institution? >

He will almost certainly get a visa. Possibly an endless flow of them until he can invest the needed $$$ and buy a green card. >

Wait, you can just buy a green card? >

Yes. Generally speaking, borders and nationality are only a problem if you're poor. Rich people can just buy their way in. >

How much does a green card costs? Bolsonaro and his sons are filthy rich. >

Oh he has that money >

No.  GTFO! >

Deport his ass. >

Let him stay in Brazil after all the trouble he caused there. Let them deal with him. >

No, thank you. You can have him. >

To quote another wannabe dictator, "They're not sending their best." >

I hear he's running for Senate in PA next election as a republican. >

I thought he already won a House seat on Long Island. >

Reminder: The US and Brazil have an extradition treaty. >

How?? He's been in Orlando for ages!!🙄🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ >

He went to Orlando when he was still president, and apparently that means he can stay there until today >

I hear someone overstaying their visa? >

Who's gonna be the hero that'll make that call to ICE? >

Shouldn’t he go wait in Mexico? >

A nazi, an insurrectionist, a looser, an ego maniac and a chickenshit sissy coward. He hits the full GOP combo. >

Stamp denied on his documents, would be appropriate for this person >

Break out the huge oversized one for good measure. >

"They don't send their best" >

Fuuuuuuuuuck no. Send him back to Brazil. >

Send his ass back to the mess he made >

Reject that shit. >

He tried a trump coup which as namesake suggests also did not work. He is now pretending he's ill or studying painting or some bullsh*t. Go back home and face the music. >

No. Your going to Brazil. >

Finally, the rightwingers found a presidential candidate for 2024. >

Fuck he’s already here!? Get him tf ouuut! >

Has been since December >

Already over-stayed his Diplomatic visa, and visas have to be applied for out of the country. Go home. >

So between Bolsonaro and Liz Truss, I see the GOP is starting to get a little exotic and importing their fascist failures. >

Better deny. He will surely try to overstay, like an illegal immigrant. :P >

Can’t got home but ya can’t stay here! >

Kick this terrorist out of the US pls >

Ukraine is bombed around the clock and Zelensky stays in his country. Bolsanaro didn't get everything he wanted so he threw a big temper tantrum and fled.
Bolsanaro? More like Balls-are-small-o. >

I'm sure he just wants to visit Disney World and do some shopping. >

Didn’t he give a bunch of diplomats Covid when he visited the US when trump was president? >

How is he here without one in the first place? And why are they harboring a wanted man in Florida? Kick him the F¢%k out. >

Bc fascists, love, fascists >

“You just failed an insurrection, how are you feeling and what will you be doing next?”
“I’m going to Disneyworld!” >

If he ends up living at Mar-A-Lago, I just want a sitcom. I feel like the world could heal if they just did a sitcom together. >

How bout nah >

Florida is a quickly becoming a magnet for fascism >

Just another average tourist 
at Brazil's insurrection >

deport the motherfucker >

I can already imagine the form:
"Where will you stay during your visit to the USA?"
"Mar-a-Lago" >

It would be fucking hilarious if Biden would title 42 the dipshit.
But he won't. Democrats are deathly fraud of upsetting the always-upset GOP punditry. >

As an American, I want this guy to be denied and go away back to Brazil or anywhere but here. >

Florida: where ex-leaders go to stage a coup remotely. >

Watch, he tries to visit Mar a Lago and Trump snubs him.  "I don't have dinner with losers" said the loser to the other loser >

Naw, apparently they met before the coup attempt in Brasilia. Gotta get tips and tricks. >

Sadly it might be better let him stay in the US. At least he will cause much less trouble for Brazil.  That or force him to go to another country. >

Deny. >

Would fit right in at Marde-a-Lago >

Oh, Hell No! 
Send That Ass Hat BACK! >

I hear Mara-lago is nice this year >

He’s an undesirable alien >

How about NO >

Send him back! >

Really would prefer they boot his fascist ass out of the USA. He doesn’t deserve the privilege. >

Keep his fascist ass out.  We don’t fucking want him. >

How about no >

How can he get a tourist visa if stays at a home 24x7. He is doing anything but tourism. >

I forgot this guy's in fuckin Florida now lmao. >

Bro!  Just make the long ass foot journey like all the rest of the immigrants >

Reject it! >

Send him back >

"USA Republicans please save me!" >

And of course he’s in Florida.