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Somewhere down in a few pixels you can hear Index-finger and ear scream: NEED MORE THOCK
Origami? >

I once helped a friend decide on pre-built options (switch, form factor, low profile or not, etc). I mentioned something about liking both low profile and regular. He said “wait you have both?”. I just said yeah. 
I didn’t know how to tell him I’m at over 20 keyboards lmao. >

Yeah usually they just reply with “but why?” >

And my answer is always "why not?"
Sometimes they'll also ask "but you can't use them all at once so why have more than 1?" 
Well we all have more than one set of outfits and we don't wear them all at once. Why not keyboards? 
inhales copium >

That's when you whip out the "I use one for every limb and digit" line and then look down and give them a wink.