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It's always a solid idea when running for Commander in Chief to insult the entire armed forces. That's going to inspire confidence and really bring out the military vote.
Captain Bone Spurs, who knows fuck all about either. >

It's his shtick. He tries to exude strength, when he's really just a sad old obese man. He knows his base has a warped idea of what strength is and are easily confused by blowhards, so he claims he can "make us strong again" with all his great strength.
I mean, imagine what kind of deluded fool was sitting around in his XXXXL underwear with his gut hanging over them and "liking" those silly memes on twitter that imagine him as a great general leading troops into battle holding a flag. Christ.