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Now I'm wondering if there is an opposite to broad daylight. Narrow daylight?
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Or just doing something that isn't normally done in daylight.
He's using a flashlight in broad daylight. >

But change just one letter... >

Flashlights and bread daylight? >

Flesh... You can figure out the rest >

r/woooosh >

I just assumed they didn't know what it was >

He's trimming the hedges in broad daylight. Sure it sounds like a euphemism, and it could be. >

I was originally toying with the idea of “if something illegal or unexpected…” but in the end decided to keep it brief. >

It worked. Well done. >

I prefer my jokes rare >

Like how no one has tribulations unless there are trials involved >

Or being sick without being fatigued >

or zagging without zigging