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2 were just stolen from the zoo in Dallas earlier this week. >

Kind of makes you wonder if these two are related. I'd heard that they're suspecting these monkeys from the Louisiana zoo were stolen (as opposed to just being inadvertently released due to vandalism).
Poor monkeys :( If they're sold to some exotic pet owner somewhere then hopefully they're at least spoiled and treated well. >

You have a very optimistic view of exotic pet owners lmao
Speaking from experience, people who purchase from the wild animal trade very often DO NOT treat their animals well. They underestimate the care involved and do the least possible to keep them alive. >

Yeah exotic pet owners (specifically exotic mammals) are mostly garbage people.  They don't love their animals like normal people love their cats and dogs.  It's about their own egos and power. >

The Army of 12 Monkeys. >

Merry Christmas! >

The they happen to spray paint "We did it!" on the wall?  I'd start by looking for a crazy guy named Jeffrey. >

Exotic pet black market. Poor little monkeys. >

The beginning of 28 Days Later. >

Another one?! they should check out the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers. They've done stuff like this before. >

And there commander has a silver tongue >

How often does this happen? >

Perhaps all these missing animals are part of a secret society and they all have escaped to rendezvous at a secret meeting location because of how close the humans are to launching nuclear war. >

Sounds like a break-out. >

Yeah, I get the impression any evidence of a break in was done by the monkeys themselves to cover their tracks and deflect suspicion. Clever little buggers, they are. >

Joe Exotic has reach even from prison ^^^/s. >

Wow, what the fuck? I lived in South Louisiana for 30+ years and never once heard about that place. That's insane, look how fucking big it is! That was a really interesting read >

Those Louisiana women. Always looking to upgrade their male options!! >

Apparently they got aggressive when only 2 were allowed on the  ark