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What the fuck is Iran going to do against the US… the smallest dog barks the loudest
Sabre-rattling of the day. It has been like this since 1979. >

They gonna try abduct some American tourists........what tourists? lol >

I feel someone's probably dumb enough to go there and if they are, they can stay there. Same with NK or Russia. Don't make dumb decisions, people. >

They’ll just grab a Canadian and say it’s the same thing. >

I, uh, I'm an American, eh? >

You are now, buddy >

Don't call me buddy, guy! >

Don't call me guy, friend >

Everyone wants to go to war with the US until the war starts. >

Iran: “This is Iran letting everyone know that any action by the US will be seen as an act of war!”
US “okie doke”
Iran: “wait.” >

US: "You offer is accepted" >

The US is the only nation that can state the time and date of the attack, and still not have it matter to the defenders. >

Legit, unless you have literally half the planet on your side, fucking with the US is a really bad idea militarily. We are the only country with a doctrine that states we should be ready to fight a full scale war on 2 fronts at once at any given time. >

We’re like a hornet’s nest but with bazookas and Blackhawks and a global thirst for bloodlust. >

i smell OIL >

Damnit, first laugh that made my cracked rib hurt so far today, so props for that I guess lol. >

Tell them to get in line behind Russia, China, and North Korea. No skipping the queue. >

Maybe we should install a "pick-a-number" spool. 
"Now serving number 26. 26. 26?...27? " >

"now Serving Freedom to number 26. 26. 26?...27? " fixt >

Afghanistan and walks up wearing a fake moustache. USA: wait a minute. You already got yours >

Are we at the point now where fighting the US feels like facing random, sudden wrath’s of God himself? That’s kinda how this is reading to me >

"We’ve seen war. We don’t want war. But if you want war with the United States of America, there’s one thing I can promise you, so help me God: someone else will raise your sons and daughters." 
- Staff Sgt. David Bellavia >

That is a hell of a quote >

Bruh. 
A U.S. frigate ran into an Iranian naval mine during the Persian gulf war, so afterwards a carrier strike group was sent in. They blew up 2 offshore platforms, and then the Iranian navy scrambled the fucking speedboats. Like the little motorboats that hold a dozen people. They had rpgs. They were sent to stop a carrier strike group. They got cluster bombs dropped on them. 
Then 2 Iranian frigates, like actual warships, tried to respond by leaving port and firing missiles at U.S. aircraft and warships, missed, and got set on fire by the counter barrage and airstrike. 
Jesus. 
Wikipedia says the result was the Iranian Navy was largely destroyed. That couldn’t have been the entire Iranian Navy. What. >

Was half the navy. One of three damaged ships was allowed to survive and later returned to service. Badass. >


Was half the navy. One of three damaged ships was allowed to survive and later returned to service. Badass.

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Wikipedia: 6 ships sunk
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Okay Iran, lol >

If you want to call dingies/speed boats ships, OK. But if you do research on the event, three significant ships were damaged, two sunk. I don’t like Iran, but feel free to call me Iran. >

Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't calling you Iran, lol I was laughing at the fact that we blew up half of their navy but it was only six ships. My bad! >

You’re good! Yeah not a huge naval power but they did have two fairly significant vessels that were identified by the US as priorities to sink or damage. Mission accomplished :) >

Yea this kinda reads like sabre rattling.  Iran isn't doing shit to the US.  If they did....god nothing unites americans quicker than an attack somewhere on US soil.  We dont even really like each other most of the time l. >

Right?
Like, fuck Alabama, but if Iran attacked them it'd be #teamusa instantly. >

If anyone is going to bomb Ann Arbor in Michigan, it's going to be us Ohioans, not some fucker from outside the country >

Look i hate ohioans, but id gladly fight along side one for the country.
And when the wars over back to hating ohioans, missourians, californians, etc >

What the hell did we( Californians) do? >

You exist 🤨 >

Seriously, what is Iran gonna do? I mean maybe start a local war in the region but what can they really do up against the US? >

Fund more terrorism elsewhere around the globe. They're big fans of proxy wars and asymmetric attacks >

Every time Iran funds a terrorist attack we drone one of their leadership, starting with the very top. Lets see how long they want to play this game. >

Blades are very effective tools. >

Those ninja bombs are fucking crazy. Like dropping a refrigerator with katanas on your forehead
Edit: a word >

Damn things write words on your corpse! >

That puzzled me too! >

Iran is Irunning out of threats >

They should borrow some from Russia. >

They have been out for months >

And the whole world laughs and laughs >

The US took out an Iranian general and it didn't lead to war. What difference does droning a facility do? Also, the US didn't even drone strike their facility haha. >

I think the implication is that Israel was paid by the US to do it. >

Israel doesn’t need to be paid to fuck with Iran. >

but if someone offers to pay you for something you were gonna do anyways, that's just smart thinking. >

If you are good at something, never do it for free >

JFC, these countries are bored af. >

Angry man shakes fists at sky. >

My money is on the USA. >

Draft kings has a pretty juicy parlay on the spread+fifa world cup though. Might throw $1 at it >

lol ewwww scary!!
will they taunt us a second time? >

Will they fart in our general direction? >

Your mother was a hamster >

And your father smelled of elderberries. >

Thanks a lot guys, my mental picture of the Iranians now is a nation full of Monty Python Frenchmen. >

Iran tried to fight the U.S in the 80's and they got the absolute shit kicked out of them & that was when most of their equipment was relatively decent from before the revolution. 
If Iran wants to go to war, the U.S could go in blind folded right now & the country would be a parking lot by noon. >

Every country that publicly threatens war with the US when the war actually happens. >

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