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$1000? So he ordered two meals?
Kid thought he was the mayor from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs apparently. >

Might as well be a music video for It's Raining Tacos >

Well the food starts coming
And they don't stop coming
Food for days and my tummy is rumbling >

Man he ordered like 10 meals on GrubHub. >

Went to order some tacos the other day. $5 per taco! I’m talking street tacos here, like 3 bites. Outrageous. >

don't forget the $20 delivery >

Don't forget the driver only gets $3 of that $20 fee.
I've been tempted to make business cards and hand them out to customers so we can skip the middle man >

Oh so that's why the shipper at my job doesn't clock out when he disappears to do his grubhub and doordash lunch deliveries.... >

It's a good thing the kid clicked on Grubhub and not Tinder >

Or Grindr.  Ooof that wouldn't look good for the poor visitor when mother came home. >

Mother: little timmy found me a date! >

You even brought sausage pizza for us? Well, we'll just give that to Little Timmy and enjoy an evening out. >

I know there’s r/kidsarefuckingstupid but is there one for parents too? >

It's r/kidsarefuckingunsupervised. >

Read this as "gun supervised" and got confused for a moment. >

Some kids apparently aren't gun supervised either... >

Also in Michigan. >

The mom's bakery got some free advertising, though. >

Yeah, call me a cynic, but it seems odd that not only was the bakery mentioned by name, but there was a fucking link to its Facebook page. >

Nah, the fact she owns a bakery ties into the story because it's how they had enough fridge space for all the food, and this looks like a local news outlet. It would have been shitty of them to not mention the bakery name, and linking to a small business's site is getting more common when it gets mentioned in a news article. >

The dad is the one that mentioned it specifically by name. I guess I don't blame him for taking advantage of free advertising, though. >

Well, technically, he's paid $1,000 for the advertising. Might as well get his money's worth somehow. I just think it's hilarious that $460 of pizza was almost on the way as well. Damn, that kid clicks faster than a god damn cookie clicker. >

If only there was something like Face ID, or fingerprint, or passcode to prevent unauthorized purchases… >

Am I the only fucker than manually puts in my details? Unless the app is set up to directly open up my banking app which requires my touch ID?
Like listen if I want takeout, I'm sure I can spend 30s putting in my details. Sometimes I've been halfway through and said to myself that I don't really need to buy this for x reason. >

Apple Pay is secure and requires Face ID to work. >

Classic Berners Street Hoax prank. >

Fun read - thanks for that!
Sounds like an episode of The Dollop >

Love that podcast! >

On old girlfriend of mine's 10 year old spent almost $10k on iTunes before she noticed.  Credit card bills that get paid automatically without review are dangerous!  Apple refunded a ton of it.   I hear they aren't so good about that these days. >

Wasn’t there a kid that spent like 20,000 on loot boxes for FIFA a couple years back? >

lol the shameless plug for his wife's business and the news website happily links it!! >

Can't blame them! I don't see how they could get the money back, so at least this way they can view that 1k as a really expensive ad fee. >

To be fair, he did get food out of it. At an inflated cost, for sure, but at least it wasn't spent on loot boxes in some mobile game (although if that were the case he might have been able to get the charges reversed?)