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It’s literally grocery store freezer section food warmed up with their sauce
I love Cane’s but have always said the sauce is the champion of the meal - that shit is good on bread, good on chicken, on fries, in soda, on roadkill, takes scratches off your car, fill a tub with it for a baptism, glue your toupee back on, disinfect a wound, oil up a squeaky rollercoaster, smear it on trees to mark your territory… yeah, it’s great. Second only to Popeyes’s blackened ranch. >

Will you adopt me? >

Yes, but only so we can star in a sitcom together called Raising Keen >

Ween Raising Keen also has a nice ring to it. Bonus points for ability to double as pornog. >

Without the sauce no one would go there >

I agree with this. It’s funny, I went and got canes yesterday, and I dunno when a large combo got up to 16 bucks but it feels almost like robbery at this point for the quality they’re putting out.