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onomatopoeia is the word for the word for the sound!
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OP has everyone making animal noises in their heads.
Well played OP. >

Op is sick >

Literally >

Traditionally, a fox says "ring ding ding a ding a ding ding" >

could have sworn they said "wha pa pa pa pa pa pow" >

Clearly it’s: “Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho” >

Question of the century is... >

They scream. Found out recently, that they are sometimes easy to confuse with deer warning screams. >

Fuck you >

I feel that was a bit unnecessary >

The appropriate response is "fuck me yourself pussy" >

I guess you've never heard of a whip-poor-will or a chuck-wills-widow >

I can’t say I have! What animals make those sounds? >

Whip-poor-will
One of my favorite sounds of sleeping with the windows open as a kid >

Did you know that horror writer HP Lovecraft tried to include them to terrifying effect in his story The Dunwich Horror? 
It doesn't work. >

Old World of Darkness put their dpirit gorms in with the Wyrm for some reason I've never been clear on >

Sigh, spirit  forms,  I can't edit >

Crows : caw-caw
Donkeys: hee-haw
But I think it'd be safe to say they're the only ones with 4 maybe? >

Chickadee says "chick-a-dee-dee-dee". >

It also says CHEESE-burger. >

I read that in the voice from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs...
But yes they do. >

Was it not from Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs? >

Chickadees have a call that sounds vaguely like it's saying cheeeeese-burger. The way that person typed CHEESE in caps made me think of the movie. (Which is amazing) >

Randy from Trailer Park Boys definately says it >

Monkeys. What does the Monkey say? Not just "ooh" but "ooh ooh ah ah"...
They also fuck each other in the ass so makes sense. >

ooh ee ooh ah ah >

ting tang walla walla bing bang >

Lots of birds have songs with more than one word.  
Chicka dee dee dee.  (Chickadee)
To wit to woo. (Mourning dove)
Birders know lots of these to help them remember which song goes with which bird. >

My step dad always called the morning doves "wahoo"  birds
They go: WHA-Hoo-hoo-hoo. >

This is a much better representation IMO. 
*was a bored kid that got good at calling mourning doves to me with a hand whistle thing >

It took me a while to get what you meant by "English translated sound". Change it for "onomatopoeia".