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Wait, so what do you do with your ohine while you're in the bathroom? Do you have a phone table right out side the door?
A man doesn't shit for leisure, he shits for sport. You filthy casuals aren't even on his level. >

I used to enjoy having long shits. Now i have kids. >

I always thought the trope of having a newspaper or magazine near the toilet was weird. >

I'm going to be honest, when I read the title I thought you meant long as in length not long as in time. >

lmao same >

I think using your phone while on the toilet is even weirder. That’s disgusting. >

You legit just sit there as you poop? Nothing? >

When home…No, I have a dedicated bathroom iPad. I only use it for when I’m taking a shit. I don’t handle stuff that goes on my face while I’m taking a dump.
When I’m out? Yeah. I’m here to shit not to browse TikTok and reddit >

Well not all of us have "bathroom iPad" money >

I got a preowned for less than 200 bucks. I saved up for it.
Before that, I just read. You can get books for less than 10 bucks.