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It seems like a huge security threat. No one needs to know the layout of their home.
Why do i know CPAC is going to be playing this on repeat to excite their crowd at the 2023 convention? >

As a substitute for lotion, they'll be using a melted bowl of green M&Ms. >

Is… is that a thing? >

Only if they have sexy shoes on. >

"Stop. I can only get so erect" -Republicans >

Yep, we all just have to see a man beat an 82 year old with a hammer because the public has a right to know. A man who never ran for office nearly gave his life for this country because of loud mouths with access to social media.