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Wow, that sounds too good to be true! I'm sure it's not a sustainable lifestyle, but it might be worth a try if you're feeling adventurous ;)
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but you have to stick to 1 if it is going to work as a weight loss deal. >

I combined all three and died of starvation. >

I feel like these rules should generalise beyond food, but for the life of me I can't work out how.