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Someone wasn’t missing their quotas on that month.
"I don't want to go on the cart!" >

"Oh, don't be such a baby." >

"I think I'll go for a walk" >

I feel happpppy! >

"He was taken to Springfield Hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to 'alive.'" >

To my beloved children:  please don’t put me in a nursing home/senior living center. I want to be cremated, but not until I’m actually dead. Love you. Mom >

Oh boy this has serpent and the rainbow written all over it >

What a horribly written article.  It has random changes to first-person and no actual information.  Why are radio stations trying to write? >

Couldn't pay her funeral bill so the mortician brought her back to life >

Sounds like nursing home, whose identity isn't revealed, was at fault. >

How many times do you think workers have heard screams while cremating someone and was told or decided themselves that it was just gases and air leaving the body? >

Who would bother to stop and open and look? And who would want to survive that?