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I'd rather have parasitic worms than Mitch McConnell.
This isn’t even news lol
So Microsoft is making it easier to use the power button (which I personally like for any device) and adopting a update window like most computers and other devices so a user can do updates when they today are not using their console and someone got mad? >

When I read the title I was worried they were going to make the xbox less sexy. >

I would throw my Xbox in the trash if they tried to remove its Go-Go boots! >

I'm a big strong man. I keep my Go-Go boots right next my the door. I dare the woke democratic demons to try and take my Go-Go boots from me. They will have to wear them or pry them off my feet if they want to take them from me. I even keep a backup pair strapped to the bottom of driver side seat in case of a Go-Go emergency. >

Cue "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" >

I fail to see what they are complaining about. Saving energy and being efficient isn’t “woke” or any other buzz word people want to use. The change is in efficiency, which is a good business practice to strive for. >

Like literally it's saving you money on your electric bill. >

Conservatives own and are sponsored by energy companies, they don't want us to lower our bills. >

Yep.  Remember their 'outrage' when CFL and LED light bulbs were phasing incandescent bulbs out? >

I remember the idiots on Fox News, saying "Barack Obama is coming for your light bulbs".
Torches and pitchforks. >

And, as I recall, the phase out of incandescents in favor of CFLs was initiated under W. It didn't go into effect until BO was in office. >

It actually doesn't go into effect until this year -- 16 years later. >

So it's Bidens fault?
I knew it! >

🌎   👩‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀 >

I wonder if there will ever come a time when Ted Cruz will wake up in the morning, look at the day’s Republican Trolling Script, and say, “Oh, come on, you want me to start complaining about this? But it’s so stupid though!” >

Teddy thanked Agent Orange for insulting his wife and ran off to Mexico when his state froze.
He has no bottom of the barrel limit. Cruz will ALWAYS be ready to find a way to sink lower and lick more boots. 
It’s how he built his entire life. >

Seriously though. Living in Texas, it's hard to find anyone that likes him yet he keeps winning elections and it's just so baffling. >

It's...funny?....he represents Texas, which is supposed to be a state full of the most manly men of all the US.     
Yet, somehow, Ted Cruz is their guy.      
And he's a Senator, so it's not like there's gerrymandering going on.    
So they either really do like him that much or voter suppression has made it so that anyone anti-Cruz just doesn't turn out in force. >

I swear every time him and Abbott win, me and everyone I know are just left looking around like..who....tf is voting for these morons?? Maybe it's because I'm in Dallas and all you see in the big rich neighborhoods are democratic signs in yards. But then you see these nimrods at doctors offices/pharmacies/gas stations complaining about insurance companies and cost of meds and gas like they didn't just vote for the people that are getting paid by these companies. >

Hey man, it's the same here in Kentucky with guys like Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, and Thomas Massie.  It's that squidward meme all across the country. >

God damn those names literally make my blood pressure rise and my eye twitch. Bunch of fuckin douche canoes. >

Don’t insult douche bags or canoes. Both of those things serve a function unlike these parasitic worms.