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I assumed this was an HOA.  It’s absolutely insane that this is the city sending her to court with misdemeanors.  
What the fuck.
Prisoner 1: "Mmm... what're you in for?"
Prisoner 2: "Plastic yard dragons and a rainbow porch railing!"
Prisoner 1 turns to the cell door and forcefully shakes at the bars.
Prisoner 1: "Get me outta here!" >

"What'd you get, keeid?"
And I said "I didn't get nothin', I got fined fifty dollars and had to pick up the garbage."
"What are ya in for, keeid?"
And I said "Litterin'," and they all moved away from me on the bench and gave me the hairy eyeball, and I said "And causin' a nuisance," and they allll moved back. >

You can have anything you want... >

The meanest father-raper of them all >

Whoever claimed that children are scared of a giant dragon statue has clearly never spent any time with kids.  The people complaining are probably doing so because they're tired of their kids asking to drive by the house and asking to get their own lawn dragon. >

It's just people searching for a sympathetic argument for their own objections.
It's like people who hate fireworks who's go to argument is about vets since that gets more sympathy than some random Karen. >

Yeah but dogs get even more sympathy online, which is probably why that's most of the argument against fireworks on Facebook >

The wildlife makes out pretty bad too. Fireworks aren't really good but they are pretty. >

New Years fucked over the air quality so bad. People were setting off masses of ground level fireworks for a solid 5 mile radius, and not just at midnight. It was from like 6pm - 2am.
It literally seeded clouds. Fog hung around until the next morning, and it's never foggy here. It was so bad at midnight the visibility dropped enough to be concerning on major roads and it just smelled like sulfur everywhere. Bats were flying into shit, gf had an asthma attack. Fireworks are cool and all, but not really that cool. 
Give us a crescendo then call it done. Lighting the 24th Ladyfingers of the night is just compulsion. >

Yard dragons are a bitch to get rid of. They keep burning the grass and you've got to hire a ragtag band of misfit reluctant heroes to go slay them, then they divvy up the horde and you're left with half a dragon corpse and a bunch of rebuilding to do. >

Trogdor the Burninator strikes again >

Burninating the lawn >

Burninating the lawn Gnomes🎵 >

Carry the TWOOOOOOOO >

Well no wonder she needs a dragon to protect her, all her neighbors are cunts! >

She has the chicken of power on her yard to protect her too! Badass mofo. >

It's Ohio, just be glad its not 300 yards of hand painted particle board with frenzied messaging about jesus, sin, and abortion. There are multiple installations of these along state routes and have been there my whole life. Vague but pointed signs about how people who live near by are terrible sinners are not uncommon either.
Whimsical yards are always a welcome sight, I don't get people like this at all. >

Hell
Is
Real >

Hell is other people. >

Hell is the state of Ohio. >

Things to do in Ohio:
1). Leave >

As someone who lives in Ohio (and not all that far from Chardon) I can tell you I'd rather see this than a bunch of "Impeach Biden" and "FJB" signs that I get to see every day. >

I was going to say: If what she is doing is illegal, then there's about 50,000+ political signs that need to come down too. >

That's mentioned by her in the article too.  She says she's seen political signs from 2020 still up. >

How depressing is that. >

How about a man holding a rally in 2023 and referring to an election he lost in 2020 and repeatedly declaring he won said election. THAT would be depressing. Of course my example's ridiculous, nothing THAT depressing would happen in real life.