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Breaking news: local human realizes the insignificance of Earth in the grand scheme of the universe >

maybe…
  “there are two possibilities that’s we are totally alone in this universe or that we are not totally alone and both are equally terrifying.”
-Arthur C Clarke >

Obi-Wan Kenobi would feel a "great disturbance in the force" when that happens. >

It has happened 6 or 7 times before on this planet, and will certainly happen again. Hopefully not in our natural lifetimes, but maybe. >

"If you want to make an apple pie you must first invent a universe" >

It won’t though. Can I ‘sprain Revelations to you? Oh queso, here’s earf…