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I'm sure it's not the last. Enough people like to be shitty to one another that they'll keep coming up with new ways to do so even as we stop allowing some old ways. >

You can also call women skinny bitches and it's fine, especially in a song about body positivity. >

Fat men are probably the most joked about portion of modern society. I mean hell, at least 3 of the biggest adult comedy cartoons have main characters that are obese males as part of their running personality. The trope of making fun of fat dudes is so ingrained that we dont even think about it anymore. >

Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, who’s the third? >

Cartman >

Hehehe >

I'm 5'3"/161cm (I know very, VERY few guys who are around the same or shorter) and it used to bring me down massively. It still probably does, sometimes, when I lower my guard too much.
Even then, I once got complimented by a lady because I was "just the right size for cuddling" without getting foot cramps from tiptoeing or feeling like an ant.
Just in case anybody is thinking "I'm short so nobody will like me".
Yeah, people will still mock us and will get away with that crap way too easily... but we can fit just as well. Actually, maybe even a little easier than others. 😉
Jokes aside, though, we all have (or will have eventually) our fit. >

We're all the same height laying down my man, better to focus on the things you can control like penis size rather than worry about the things you can't control. >

Yeah if your penis is smaller than average it has to be because you didn’t do anything about it. >

Exactly, i mean we all know small dick ='s lazy. They just don't want to put the work in towards excellence. Speaking of though.. anyone seen bill gates? I need to be speaking to him about a job.. >

3 sets of 20 dickups per day is all it takes. #whatsurexcuse >

Do cock push-ups instead. One’s all ya need. >

‘The last…’ definitely so far from the last, we just don’t notice them all because they’re socially acceptable. And there never will be a last, so long as we place significance on any form of vanity there will always be judgement. It’s human. >

Skinny is still pretty high on that list. Public awareness of eating disorders has had some impact but folks are still way too comfortable making skinny jokes. >

And small penises. I’m short with no penis so I’m the butt of all acceptable taboo jokes >

Are you a boomer too? It's been open season on boomers for the last few years. >

I think shit like "Ok, boomer" is more often said to genx, because they get particularly offended by it for some reason. If people didn't take it as such a deep insult, nobody would say it. And you know why "Ok, millenial", "Ok, gen z" doesn't work? Because people have been telling us how lazy and worthless our generations are our entire lives, we're so used to it. Previous generations left our world fucked, but still have the gall to tell us it's our fault. I don't think the "boomer" stuff is going away until that stops. So never. >

The thing is, there are a lot of people in those generations not saying that insensitive shit to you. It's your choice whether to treat a generation as a monolith. There's no point in doing the same crap as they're doing. The media blows this shit out of proportion for clicks. Anger as entertainment. >

Redheads still cop it pretty bad. It's hard work being souless >

I'm redhead and short, but I have like three souls so that evens it out >

Who did you steal them from >

Joe