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idk I was gonna say, I flush when Im mostly done then I like to take my time and get comfortable and let it be natural, but 20 to 40 mins is ridiculous. 
Sure, 10 minutes, whatever, maybe you realize youre not done or got gas or whatever but you gotta finish up sometime man.
i also shit nude though () and i think thats the real unpopular thing.
A man doesn't shit for leisure, he shits for sport. You filthy casuals aren't even on his level. >

I used to enjoy having long shits. Now i have kids. >

I always thought the trope of having a newspaper or magazine near the toilet was weird. >

I'm going to be honest, when I read the title I thought you meant long as in length not long as in time. >

lmao same >

I think using your phone while on the toilet is even weirder. That’s disgusting. >

You legit just sit there as you poop? Nothing? >

When home…No, I have a dedicated bathroom iPad. I only use it for when I’m taking a shit. I don’t handle stuff that goes on my face while I’m taking a dump.
When I’m out? Yeah. I’m here to shit not to browse TikTok and reddit >

Well not all of us have "bathroom iPad" money >

I got a preowned for less than 200 bucks. I saved up for it.
Before that, I just read. You can get books for less than 10 bucks. >

Wait, so what do you do with your ohine while you're in the bathroom? Do you have a phone table right out side the door? >

If I’m home, it’s on the charger because it syncs with my iPad. If I’m at work, my office is secure, so I just leave it on my desk >

I imagined it like going through airport security where you put your phone, wallet and keys on the table before entering the bathroom. >

Do you sit around your house with your wallet and keys in your pocket?
Also, I usually wear cargo pants so my stuff is in my pocket just because I don’t use my phone in the bathroom doesn’t mean I don’t take it in there if I’m out and about >

No I don't but it helped with the mental image I had >

I am that person. For the life of me, time just PASSED in there and I have no recollection of what happened or where tf all that time went. I often do my makeup in the bathroom, so that makes sense. The habit has carried into regular trips tho 💀