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Keeps getting better and better
300 drag shows a day in NYC schools, according to Santos.
Man, we're really spoiling the young 'uns these days, aren't we? Between the non-stop drag shows, the taco trucks on every corner, and the energy efficient Xboxes, they're basically living my dream life. >

The indoor activities are especially important, for we have ruined the young'uns' outdoors. >

In the words of Dr. Evil, "he would often make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark". >

Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... >

That sounds like a club being described by Stefon on SNL. >

I’m kind of convinced that it was written that way on purpose because it’s a perfect fit. >

So who else heard Bill Hader as Stefon while reading the title? >

New York’s hottest new club is “Santos”! >

Everything or every lie? >

Midgets? >

Dan Cortese. >

and Sidney Applebaum >

What a headline