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Ah the youth. When climbing up a bunch of metal shelves at work was a good idea. Now I'm giving side eye to the ladder.
If I slipped and fell running around my house as a child, I'd probably fall down some steps, through a window, bounce off a wall, then dust myself off and have snacks
If I slipped and fell in my house now, I'd have to get my affairs in order and book into a dignitas clinic
Edit:typo