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Bare arms

Isn't that a right in your second amendment, America?
Do they have a "with hijab" and maybe a "medium-light hijab" control groups to properly compare rainfall in respective areas? >

That’s strange because we have had ten days of solid bucketing rain here and no one’s wearing hijabs. I don’t think this man has actually studied meteorology. >

For all of human history, when rain is needed, we women have coordinated to secretly wear hajibs for just the right amount of time to make it rain the appropriate amount.
You're welcome.
When there are big storms and flooding, we're just screwing with you. >

Global ~~drought~~ draught is tied to the checks notes emancipation of women. >

*drought >

I’ll take a draught, thank you. >

One military draft, coming right up! >

Close that window, there is a drought in here. >

More bronze age bullshit. >

It's so weird to see the superstitious shit dictators would say 1000 years ago being used in the modern age. Like it's so paper thin and obviously being used to provide any justification to bring the people back into line.
Even weirder to see how many people it works on. It's full on 1984 brain where they'll rewrite their beliefs as needed in service of the party. >

My American governor asked everyone in the state to pray for rain to end our drought, instead of actually trying to do anything about the lack of water via governance. More common than you think unfortunately. >

You can’t just pray for rain. Gotta at least sacrifice a few virgin goats and do the ritual rain dance when the planets are aligned. It’s a proven science. >

Virgin goats? In fundamentalist religious areas? Good luck with that! >

This is why God has forsaken us, smh. You're supposed to shag only the normal goats. You should always have a stock of pure extra virgin sacrificial goats saved up for these occasions. >

Did Californian women start wearing Hijab? That must be why the state is getting drenched >

California girls unrecognizable
Daisy dukes, abayas on top >

Katy Perry has GOT to use this at the next post-mudslide benefit concert >

She should be benefiting the victims not the mudslide.. >

Nobody thinks about the poor mudslide >

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. >

This is directed at me, isn't it? >

Yea, sorry bud. It is what it is, eh? >

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that Pudge controls the weather. >

He needs his PB&J stat! >

Can't give him a tuna sandwich! >

That's just cannibalism with extra steps >

Sure, let's make climate change women's fault too. Especially in a country where women are not even in charge. Asshole. >

Imagine thinking the weather is because of women's clothes. >

Oh shit, this explains the new rules created by the Missouri House Republicans banning bare arms. Can’t have those ladies starting indoor tornadoes