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Mmmm mmm nothin sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup
But dad, what If someone wants their well done?
We politely, yet firmly, ask them leave >

God dang it, Bobby. >

I'm not bragging about my BBQ, Dad, but you can go ahead and take your teeth out. >

Spoken like someone who eats well done steak 🥩 >

Probably with ketchup.