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Plot twist: she was flying the jet that shot down flight 93 on Dick Cheney’s orders.
how is there a check-box that results in a "mine but also NOT mine" scenario? 
even the DMV isn't that convoluted. >

One thing is for certain, you can't believe anything Santos says. >

What if he says he's lying? >

Then you still don't really know, but a good question. >

....I guess his campaign expense checks are getting returned by now.. >


I might have borrowed a few million but am not sure from whom. 

That happens to me all the time. Money flying everywhere, you lose one duffel bag and they're all like, "where did it go? Where did it come from?" Who knows. We searched all the closets and all we came up with is enough skeletons to start a choir, some girl's dresses and a few hundred top secret documents. >


George Santos now says

I'm going to have to stop you right there >

It was a gift from Howard Hughes for helping to design the Spruce Goose. >

And a payment from the US War Department for single handedly stopping the attack on Pearl Harbor. >

Wow.  I knew he had foiled the Bowling Green massacre but I didn’t know he was already a hero before! >

“The money came from, uh… whatever method is least illegal” >

George Santos’s mom died on 9/11. She was flying the plane.