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The saying “Guns don’t kill people, people kill people” is officially ruined
if only firearms were equipped with some sort of mechanism to prevent it from firing. Or even a method to remove live ammunition from it... >


Or even a method to remove live ammunition from it

Like having a dog step on the trigger? >

I'm going to hell for laughing at this >

It's okay. Laugh >

Hell is for people who don't use a safety >

If it's possible for the dog to have accidently pulled the trigger. It's also possible the dog could have pulled the safety and fired as well. Lower chance sure.
But the best method would just be, the gun should be in a spot the gun can't be reached by the dog >

dog is agent 47 confirmed. >

Poor dog, planted by 47. >

The Reverse Yeller
You know what they say about country songs ...a man, his truck and his dog. >

Quoted at the scene, the dog said, “he had it comin.” >

Now roll that beautiful bean footage. >

Poor dog wanted to ride shotgun. >

Like all doggos, just looking to have a blast. >

Yeesh, I need gun puns like a need a hole in my head... >

Did anyone look into the fact that this dog took out a $3,000,000 life insurance policy on its owner??? >

Source?? I searched for a while, and could not find a thing saying anything about 3 mil life insurance... 
Edit: didn't get the joke at first >

Are you telling me the dog didn’t take out a life insurance policy? Are you calling me a liar, sir or madam? >

I am asking for a source of 3 million dollar life insurance policy for Joseph Austin Smith from Kansas... if I misinterpreted what you meant, as in you meant the dog contracted a life insurance policy for the owner (as in a joke) my bad. >

Yes, I said the dog took out the policy on it’s owner. >

When the dog takes you behind the barn >

Ok this is gold 😂 >

then go ahead, give it the gold award🙂 >

Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people. >

That's why people need more guns, to defend themselves against armed dogs. >

I was just saying this same thing. The only thing that stops a bad Rottweiler with a gun is a good Daschund with a bigger gun. >

“Kansas hunter kills himself with stupidity, also traumatizes innocent dog.“ >

This is going to make one hell of a country song >

Hopefully the pickup truck is ok. >

I hope not >

Y’all joke but this made me sad. Poor boy didn’t know what he did wrong and now he just lost his person. Sure that person could’ve done the bare minimum to ensure proper gun safety but still. >

Be glad the gun was pointed at him and not toward the window. >

Why wasn't it in a gun rack? That's what they're for. >

Why was it loaded, why was there no safety?  Many ways to avoid this. But natural selection I guess >

Always keep your guns loaded and the safety off. You never know when some ne'er-do-well is going to jump on your truck. >

That almost never happens ? And that's an easy recipe for shooting innocent people who just happened to need help. >

Stalin and Hitler killed millions after being "innocent". Every person you kill is a potential million saved. Honestly you're heartless to even suggest not killing innocent people. >

You're right, we should start a purge. Kill all the innocent starting with children. >

Yeah, children are the future. That's why they must be stopped now! >

Wow, it’s just like what happened to Vermont congresswoman Celeste Cunningham. Well, except that she survived.
Anybody remember that Lifetime movie they made about it, starring Candace Van der Shark?
“A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me a Better Face to Change the World: The Celeste Cunningham Story” >

Lifetime! >

Hahaha. I’m actually watching that episode now. >

Too bad he didn't survive. He could have gotten a new, better, face, and gotten into politics >

Darwin scores another one! >

I feel bad for the dog. >

Yeah same here. Loud noise and suddenly no fren 🥺 >

Hope the dog is OK >

This is an actual 30 Rock joke: The Lifetime original movie A Dog Took My Face and Gave Me A Better Face To Change the World.
"Hey honey, have you seen my rifle?"
"Hm.... The last I saw it, the dog had it." >

I'm almost certain that if 30 Rock came out in the streaming era, it would be one of those sitcomes that were endlessly quoted.
The writing was so sharp and so many of the jokes hold up >

Darwin! Table for one! >

So we're blaming dogs now?
More accurate title:  "Negligent gun owner dies after leaving loaded and cocked rifle where dog could step on it."
But we can't run that title because right-wingers will snowflake. >

Rejection of reality is normal as it has a left-wing bias. >

Yesh right, buddy. Keep thinking that. It's cute. >

We need more good cats with guns, that's the only way we can keep those smelly dogs and dogpersons in check!  
Last I checked toddlers can own guns, maybe that applies to kittens too? >

Dear God!!! Have you ever met a cat!? the moment they are armed with more than the hyper sharp tooth picks God endowed them with, all of humanity will be enslaved!  They already basically own us, give them guns and they will exploit us to their own ends!!! It would be the Apawcalypse!!!! >


Apawcalypse  

Eww, lots of animals have paws, use CATastrophe, it's a name more fitting of the catvolution. >

Let combine it to a CATastrophic APAWcalypse. >

Shit they'll send all their prisoners to Moewschwitz >

Ohhh that's dark... and I love it. >

Where was the Good Dog with a gun to stop this Bad Boy?!?! >

Who’s a good boy? >

That’s the catch, every dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun >

Back in the days when common sense still existed, the village idiot was not allowed to have a gun.