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Right…so, anyways….
“They robbed me, took my briefcase, took my shoes and my watch. And that was in broad daylight,” he said, speaking in his native Portuguese. “I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”
The podcast host incredulously asked Santos: “They stole your shoes in the middle of Fifth Ave.?”
“In the middle of Fifth Ave.,” he retorted, pinpointing the spot of the alleged crime just a block from Trump Tower at 725 Fifth Ave.

Everything happens to this guy! He's got a story for everything. Classic pathological liar. >

Well we know one thing is for sure: he wasn’t carrying a briefcase, wasn’t wearing shoes (possibly barefoot)and didn’t have a watch (or didn’t know what time it was). It was in the dark, he was either going to his office, or he was nowhere near his office, was either getting out of his car, or possibly there was no car involved, and it either happened on the periphery of 5th Ave or nowhere near 5th Ave.
It’s like speaking in code. You just have to determine which aspect contains the lie. >

What kind of office building makes you go outside to the sidewalk to get to your car in the garage? >

Only in nyc >

Also hotels in downtown Minneapolis 🙄 >

I'm legitimately wondering if he's clinically, mentally ill as an uncontrollable liar >

Why are you wondering? >

Like... is it a brain tumor or something? Did he get cursed by a witch he ran over, so he does and says the opposite of what he wants? >

It's a brain thing.
Science says pathological liars have extra prefrontal white matter, and less grey matter. >

The high-heeled ones?  Or the running shoes, the ones he wore to win the Boston Marathon? >

Signed 86 Jordan’s >

I'm thinking more Lubiton, not Jordan's >

Actually he had his special edition Lubiton 85 Jordan’s >

He could say, "I have two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth," and no one will believe him.
Edit: Spelling. >

If he said he was two-faced, I'd believe him. >

No you misunderstood he was claiming he played harvey dent. >

I didn't know Harvey Dent appeared on Hannah Montana. >

He was in drag you may have missed it. >

you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school, in Canada. >

Nah i definitely dated that girl in middle school. Small world >

Got to appreciate the enormity of this assholes lies- 5 th Avenue at 55th in broad daylight ? Really? As if that isn’t the heart of Midtown with cops everywhere ? Couldn’t be some dark crime ridden block in an outer borough? Nope. Not this puke. He goes all in with his fabulosity. >

Not only cops on every block, especially around Cheeto Tower, but cameras galore. Sooooo easy to disprove. Come on NY Post... I know you hate gay people enough to ignore that he's a Republican and look into it.
Edit: how long does footage exist for? I guess for private businesses not long, but city footage a while right? >

Not kidding he lifted part of this story from a Sex and the City episode. 🎬🍿Here is the Scene
The Lie: 
“They robbed me, took my briefcase, took my shoes and my watch. And that was in broad daylight,” he said, speaking in his native Portuguese. “I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”
In this scene:
✅Mugged
✅Stolen Watch
✅Stolen Bag
✅"Broad Daylight"
❓ Notice the 'pronoun game' and not identifying the alleged assailant by gender? Unverifiable Details are shown in studies that people tend to include fewer verifiable details when lying than when telling the truth. 
❓ A enterprising reporter may wish to explore any car registration details for Santos in NYC. Car ownership is rare for NYC residents, and it's difficult/expensive to find private parking. He alleges he went "to the garage" - WHICH garage, again he gives few details on purpose.
❓"The Office" another vague comment, what 'office' and job is he referring to?
The podcast host incredulously asked Santos: “They stole your shoes in the middle of Fifth Ave.?”
✅Stolen Shoes
❓"South of Houston" is where Carrie identifies her location in this scene- this is located in the SOHO district of NYC, not Fifth Ave so this maybe an recontouring of the narrative.
“In the middle of Fifth Ave.,” he retorted, pinpointing the spot of the alleged crime just a block from Trump Tower at 725 Fifth Ave.
✅Stolen Shoes
✅ Location could have been changed to name drop "Trump Tower"
❓ "In the middle of Fifth Ave" a block from Trump Tower - SpotHero.com shows limited parking options in both blocks from Trump Tower. Where was this garage located, which building? Again vague details.
❓If this happened in the middle of fifth ave, in 'broad daylight' ('daylight' in a NYC parking garage?) all while being held up by a armed individual? Surely an event of this magnitude was reported to police, and insurance would need a report before paying out. Is there video evidence of his arrival to or from garage? Is there a police report? Surely as a member of the GOP he 'backs the blue' and promptly reported this assault and mugging to the NYPD. At lease Carrie did that.
None of this makes sense, until you see the scene in which he lifted this narrative- Odd huh? >

YASSSS. OMG. 
I hope the news organizations pick this up, it is the same thing.
He took on the personality of Carrie Bradshaw.  
The voters deserve a mentally competent representative, I don't understand how he is still a sitting Congressman. He needs to be removed ASAP, and any votes he's had shouldn't count. >

I hope there is a photo out there of him in Carrie Bradshaw drag. >

It's a good rundown of just some of his accomplishments. I did not care for the disclaimer at the end--"These images are not real." Belief in Santos is, for me, an extension of my deep, personal faith in the one true God--the one even I don't believe in. >

They were his favorite manolo blahnik pumps! >

He got them at a sample sale! >

Sampling his roommate’s closet is more like it. >

The shoes he wore when he kicked the winning field goal for Argentina 🇦🇷 >

Lying little shit >

I used to live on Long Island for a number of years. One thing I learned about a lot of the people out there is that they think Manhattan is a crime ridden, dangerous area. 
This particular area is one of the wealthiest in the city. It’s where you take tourists if you want them to windowshop. Rockefeller center, Tiffany’s, harry winston, St Patrick’s cathedral. There’s no way you’re getting mugged there. >

This guy tells the most make believe stories ever. His imagination is up there. >

Middle of Fifth Avenue he says? Was it by someone slathered in orange grease, with a terrible hairpiece? >

More importantly, did he commit insurance fraud with this too? >

He stole this from an episode of “Sex and the City”.
Carrie was mugged and the mugger took her shoes 👠👠 >

In the summer of 2021, allegedly. >

no not his volleyball shoes :( >

Pulling a Jussie Smollett >

Subway? Sandwiches? >

This could happen on film and I still wouldn't believe him >

It was a Sex And The City plot. Carrie was mugged and they stole her Manolos. >

He is talking shit. Everything that comes out of his mouth is shit >

Sure, Jan >

If he was, then it’s the perfect crime. Nobody would believe him.
Somebody call Bill Murray! >

Now he’s stealing plots and events from The Sex and the City tv show. He’s really got no original content. >

It's truly sad that nothing can be done to remove this lying POS from the US Congress if the Republican party decides to just let him have the seat.  Which is what appears to be the case. 
For some reason there's zero recourse to this problem.
Any other job and he's out on his ass. US Congress? one of the 538 most powerful people in the country?  Yeah totally fine >


“I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”

I mean, we all know he's lying, right?  But just for the sake of argument, does anyone know where his 5th avenue office is or was?  The article claims the attack was on "Fifth Ave. and E. 55th St.", which Google Maps puts us at around the Regis Hotel.  
If his office is or was on that street, does it have underground parking?  It is very unlikely that if he were leaving his office, he'd have to go outside to get into the parking garage.  There is street parking, but not very much of it.  Not an amount to be reliably available should he have to drive into the office every day.  
Plus it was the summer of 2021, when a whole bunch of people were WFH because COVID.  
We all know he's lying.  And even if he happened to be telling the truth this one time, it doesn't matter.  His point is "crime is on the rise and I know this because I was robbed once".  That's not how evidence works.  I could say there's a shortage on pears because I don't have one in my fridge, but that doesn't actually mean there's a pear shortage.  
This man is an idiot and a liar.  Which I guess makes him about perfect for the job. >

Obviously this is a cover story for when the inevitable picture of him standing outside the Regis without shoes on surfaces. >

Wasn’t this a Jerky Boys bit? >

You want me to bring my f’n tools? I’ll work circles are them >

Don’t worry. He fought them off because he also moonlights as a vigilante >

nice story...does anybody believe anything this guy says anymore? >

Did one of them have a New Zealand accent? Was he driving a cocaine-covered Prius? Did they happen to put a lint seed oil on his wooden ceremony gun? >

He is ruined. Nobody will believe a word he says from here forward. >

He is totally going to be the rnc presidential candidate. He checks every single box that can be imagined. >

Is he able to distinguish truth from fiction? >

I think he wanted Donald to invite him in.. >

"Wolf, wolf!" cried George, and nobody came. There is a moral to that story. No, wait, no morals from that corner. >

God damn I am so tired of seeing articles about this guy >

You guys are going to look so silly when he produces the police report. Surely he reported this back in 2021. 
There is a police report, right George? I mean… Anthony? >

No, no, no Anthony. You're supposed to talk about what a shithole Chicago is. Didn't you study your talking points handout? >

Sounds like a weak-ass attempt to drum up sympathy from a public fed up with his antics. “You can’t be mad at me! Look how hurt I am! I’m a poor, innocent victim and you should all give me your unquestioning sympathy!” 
Creep. >

George Santos told me he was once assaulted by a duck, but it was really a chair in a dark room. >

George Santos told me he was car jacked by a cat, but it was really a toddler in a cozy coupe who stole his lollipop >

So we should be looking for a guy Santos stole some shoes from. >

The boy who cried wolf. >

I’m surprised no one has uttered the words “pathological liar”, or “fake it till you make it”. He deliberately scammed the voters. Scums like these should be banned from industries and public office. >

He also claimed in the same interview that he survived an assassination attempt while running for Congress--which of course would have been huge news in the US had it actually occurred. He evidently assumed no one from the US would ever hear Portuguese-language interview he gave to a radio program in Brazil. Apart from being dishonest, he's just shockingly brazen and stupid. >

This guy is a bunch of mice in a suit hooked up to chatgpt. >

Usually when republicans tell this story they heroically fight back and beat the mugger. >

Before you criticize any man, walk a mile in his shoes.
So then when you do criticize him, you're a mile away, and you got his shoes! >

They were the red pumps, and they made his calf’s look awesome. >

This is like if the opposite thing happened to Jim Carrey in Liar Liar >

What's really interesting is, someone could actually do something nasty to him, and no one would believe him.
Honestly, I can't even believe his outfits. >

Must be true, shoes are very important for transvestites. >

Just imagining a roving band of broke drag queens jonesing for those louboutin heels in size 14, stalking him spy v. Spy style to rob him. >

Sure you were. Sure. >

Not the Malo Blanc's. >

It’s so bizarre that it’s amazing >

Is it just me, or has this dude had the most interesting/rollercoaster life? Robbed, drag, closeted, actor, vet....what's next? Batman, astronaut, special forces?