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Ask the imam for an explanation of why it still rains in other countries where the hijab isn't prevalent.
Do they have a "with hijab" and maybe a "medium-light hijab" control groups to properly compare rainfall in respective areas? >

That’s strange because we have had ten days of solid bucketing rain here and no one’s wearing hijabs. I don’t think this man has actually studied meteorology. >

For all of human history, when rain is needed, we women have coordinated to secretly wear hajibs for just the right amount of time to make it rain the appropriate amount.
You're welcome.
When there are big storms and flooding, we're just screwing with you. >

Global ~~drought~~ draught is tied to the checks notes emancipation of women. >

*drought >

I’ll take a draught, thank you. >

One military draft, coming right up! >

Close that window, there is a drought in here. >

More bronze age bullshit. >

It's so weird to see the superstitious shit dictators would say 1000 years ago being used in the modern age. Like it's so paper thin and obviously being used to provide any justification to bring the people back into line.
Even weirder to see how many people it works on. It's full on 1984 brain where they'll rewrite their beliefs as needed in service of the party. >

My American governor asked everyone in the state to pray for rain to end our drought, instead of actually trying to do anything about the lack of water via governance. More common than you think unfortunately. >

You can’t just pray for rain. Gotta at least sacrifice a few virgin goats and do the ritual rain dance when the planets are aligned. It’s a proven science. >

Virgin goats? In fundamentalist religious areas? Good luck with that! >

This is why God has forsaken us, smh. You're supposed to shag only the normal goats. You should always have a stock of pure extra virgin sacrificial goats saved up for these occasions. >

Did Californian women start wearing Hijab? That must be why the state is getting drenched >

California girls unrecognizable
Daisy dukes, abayas on top >

Katy Perry has GOT to use this at the next post-mudslide benefit concert >

She should be benefiting the victims not the mudslide.. >

Nobody thinks about the poor mudslide >

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. >

This is directed at me, isn't it? >

Yea, sorry bud. It is what it is, eh? >

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that Pudge controls the weather. >

He needs his PB&J stat! >

Can't give him a tuna sandwich! >

That's just cannibalism with extra steps >

Sure, let's make climate change women's fault too. Especially in a country where women are not even in charge. Asshole. >

Imagine thinking the weather is because of women's clothes. >

Oh shit, this explains the new rules created by the Missouri House Republicans banning bare arms. Can’t have those ladies starting indoor tornadoes >


Bare arms

Isn't that a right in your second amendment, America? >

Nah, I think you’re thinking of bear arms. Every American gets a pair at birth, it’s some weird ancient tradition the founding fathers had. >

Abolish Sleevery, bare arms for all! >

We all know you just need to sacrifice a goat to fix that! It's fucking science man. >

Sky Daddy loves bbq >

The unscarved women of Manchester disagree >

Was just about to say that it doesn't do that our grey damp British Isles. >

So God will punish you because women faces aren’t coveted but totally fine with men forcing young girls to merry them, taking women as punishment or killing them and all over the world priest have abused their power by raping children
They think that’s fine but not covering the face yeah sure that’s the real issue >

You probably know this but they are raping the women arrested for protesting in Iran so they can't go to heaven after they're executed. Yep, totally God's plan. >

Yeah 
It’s unthinkable crimes like this that show how BS religion is treated in the world
I don’t care if your god allows it, also why would you want to worship a guy who wants your daughter/wife raped for a piece of cloth.
It’s too illogical to be written by a god more like men trying to control women and try to control them and just being on a power trip. >

Aisha didn't seem to like Muhammed very much either; there are tons of passages that come off as absolutely scathing. >

Can someone point out a few? >

Witcher Season 4, and Venture Brothers Season 8 won't happen because of Women without a hijab. /s >

As far as witcher goes, we might be better off.... >

Keep those hijabs off specifically so we don't get The Witcher season 4. >

This is what it’s like when subreddits collide. >

Are you ready to go? >

Cause I’m ready to go >

What ya gonna do >

Same shit as American tv preachers blaming hurricanes and earthquakes on homosexuality. >

Imagine living under a regime of televangelists. That's been the fate of so many under the Ayatollahs and Hezbollah. >


Imagine living under a regime of televangelists.

Don't have to imagine since I've lived through Republican regimes for decades. >

I’m sorry but that isn’t even slightly comparable to the atrocities Iranian government commits on its people. >

Bullshit! I live in Ireland where nobody wears a hijab and its never done fucking raining. >

Well obviously it's raining too much where you live because they aren't wearing them. Look I know it seems complicated but it's really really simple. Whatever the fuck is going wrong it's the women's fault. >

The men could just as easily wear hijabs to bring rain. >

Damn these lot really stuck in the dark ages… maybe try sacrificing some live stock? >

Don't give him any ideas. >

Old man yells at cloud. >

I like how in the photo it looks like he’s saying “You see that, right? I mean it’s obvious…” >

Inhibitor hijabs prevent women from using their weather controlling superpowers. >

That's right.  All the humans in the amazon follow strict Islamic rules to make sure it rains there frequently.  See here we have religion seriously holding back logical, scientific and reasonable thought.
What a poison on humanity relgion is. >

And conversely all those Muslim countries in the Middle East where they force women to cover up are so well-known for all their heavy rainfall, right? >

This is what happens when religion becomes central in government. We don’t want this in the US do we? I’m looking at you, Christian nationalists. >

Jewish space lasers gazpacho lady says yes. >

She’s not the only one. The fact that people like that can get elected should be a wake-up call. >

I remember when Pat Robertson said Hurricane Katrina happened because God was angry about abortion - I'm confused, do these guys think women's rights cause more rain, or less rain? Does he flip a coin? >

Medieval morons >

It's hard to find this kind of news amusing when they're out torturing and murdering people... Fuck these guys. >

BAD THING HAPPEN WHEN WOMEN >

It makes just as much sense as any other religion. It's all nonsense. >

For real. It takes some serious cognitive dissonance to believe that this is absurd but believing in a virgin birth and a resurrection is normal. >

It would just be terrible if he were to be struck by lightning. I definitely don't hope that happens >

Three fucking times I read the title as Iron Man before my brain worked >

Man, they really hate women don't they? >

So what he's saying is women are capable of way more than men? Women can control the weather so men fear them and force them to wear a piece of cloth? >

Hope this guy gets tased in the balls. >

234 million years ago it rained continuously for 2 million years.
Guess what? No hijab. >

Clearly that was the Deluge and a single human family lived through all of it. >

I say less rain is Allah’s message to men for assaulting, criminalizing and killing women for exhibiting their sovereignty. >

Oh ffs >

How does anybody hear messages like this and not realize everything out of his mouth is BS? >

We've been getting lots of rain in Michigan. It must be all the women in Hijabs here >

certain aspects of the Handmaid's tale are quite real in the middle east. >

This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read. Fuck my brain hurts at this stupidity... >

California has a lot of women wearing Hijabs apparently >

Of course. The rain doesnt want to get their hair wet. >

Such considerate clouds >

I didn't realize women in California all started wearing hijab all of a sudden? \s >

If there's one thing I trust religious leaders with its science >

Iran doesn’t get more than 12”/30 cm of rain annually… because it’s the fucking MIDDLE EAST!!!
That revolution back in the 70’s sure as fuck didn’t make Iran a lush, verdant paradise, did it?!? >

It rains all the time in England. Muslim Women would you mind?? >

The Iranian imam is not only misogynistic he’s downright stupid. >

Funny that Muslim countries are often desert countries then. Meanwhile the bare-headed European countries are extremely soggy. >

Religion hates women >

All religion is trash. >

I spoke to God, and she said "Yo what up", and that the less rain is because Iran is run by evil men who do terrible things in her name. >

I think you called the wrong number, cause i just called it, and it said it's cause you wore the wrong sock on the wrong foot >

Weird because Los Angeles is getting near record rainfall this week and last and almost no one here wears a hijab. >

Stupid religion is stupid, like the people preaching it. >

Lack of rain couldn't possibly be due to men abusing women....I mean, that's just crazy talk. >

Stay on school kids!  Ignorance will be our demise. >

Anyone else complete fed up with all this bullshit. If you believe it's not raining because some women doesn't wear something on her head, you should be In some sort of assisted living facility with a rubber helmet on. >

LMFAO >

We have nude beaches in California right now and check those out. Underwater! Everything is!! >

i see why andrew tate converted >

What’s up with these religious regimes simultaneously saying women are second-class and should barely have rights, yet also saying women are so powerful that their clothing or behavior controls the weather/nature?  Which is it? >

Funnily enough a preacher in Turkey said there are floods because of women with no hijab, so one of them is lying. >

Cavemen. >

Crazy evil bastard. May the revolution take him down. >

Does he know about pirates - the proven cause of global warming. >

Arabian desert says hi >

Interesting, I know a group of woman who dance naked in the night to help with rain problems. Seems to work great! >

Here in Maine the lack of snow must be also due to lack of Hijab.  When WILL us women stop ruining everything? >

Religion is so weird and it’s not just Muslims. Christian’s were saying California forest fires were due to “lack of faith” and “not voting Republican”. >

If gay people cause hurricanes and women without hijabs cause droughts then they should legalize both so they combine into a gentle rain. >

California disagrees >

The women should hold the country hostage and sell their rain-making services. >

Welcome to the desert, motherfucker. >

It makes sense since they don't have a cover for their heads when it rains, so make it not rain since they expose their heads now. Hair gets wet easier >

…And the Lord saw the insolence unto him that was the uncovered ponytail of women and said ‘No fucking rain for you😡’ >

Reporter: Are you just high or incredibly stupid? 
Imam: I assure you, I am not high >

Weird because Cali is getting hit with a ton of rain and they love their bikinis >

Do they know that they're the laughingstock of the world right now? >

Don’t forget their menstrual blood will spoil the crop harvest and attract demons.