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He won't seek it, but "the people will demand" it with 112% of all votes cast being cast for putler. And being the nice guy he is, he couldn't turn them down, it's what the people want!
The embalmed corpse of Putin will win re-election in Russia with an overwhelming 167% of the vote. >

Weekend at Vlady’s >

Can’t wait for the sequel so we can all go treasure hunting! >

What a fking farse.  A Russian "election" has less credibility than unicorns. >

Hey! North Korea said they found unicorn bones in a cave so I resent that comment. >

What’s an election? >

Unicorn bones? >

Unicorn bones? No that's a unicorn erection. >

They don’t have erections in North Korea, rule simply passes to family members as they variously perish to mysterious illness. >

/angry upvote     Lol >

I guess you don't really need to announce candidacy when you can just say that you won. >

It'll be more dramatic when he wins with 90% of the vote and isn't even a candidate. >

He wins and is already dead. >

Jokes on you, he’s been dead for years. His altered carbon sleeves are the only ones who will fill in for the foreseeable future. >

Wonder if he got the Geko model. >

“Re-election” >

Did they mention if he was alive? >

Weekend at Vova's.