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Yes. 112% in favor. Three more terms.
The embalmed corpse of Putin will win re-election in Russia with an overwhelming 167% of the vote. >

Weekend at Vlady’s >

Can’t wait for the sequel so we can all go treasure hunting! >

What a fking farse.  A Russian "election" has less credibility than unicorns. >

Hey! North Korea said they found unicorn bones in a cave so I resent that comment. >

What’s an election? >

Unicorn bones? >

Unicorn bones? No that's a unicorn erection. >

They don’t have erections in North Korea, rule simply passes to family members as they variously perish to mysterious illness. >

/angry upvote     Lol >

I guess you don't really need to announce candidacy when you can just say that you won. >

It'll be more dramatic when he wins with 90% of the vote and isn't even a candidate. >

He wins and is already dead. >

Jokes on you, he’s been dead for years. His altered carbon sleeves are the only ones who will fill in for the foreseeable future. >

Wonder if he got the Geko model. >

“Re-election” >

Did they mention if he was alive? >

Weekend at Vova's. >

He won't seek it, but "the people will demand" it with 112% of all votes cast being cast for putler. And being the nice guy he is, he couldn't turn them down, it's what the people want!