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Yea i do. Cuz if anyone could read my mind, they would kill me first
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I have quite a bit of circumstantial evidence, considering that people I know still talk to me. >

You are an experimental subject.
You don’t have any proof that when you speak subtitles appear below you in Finnish. >

I can confirm that we Finns can read anybody’s mind by reading the Finnish subtitles >

Onko se totta? >

Totisinta totta. >

Opin joka päivä jotain uutta!! >

When i was a kid, i would try to randomly yell in my own head to see if i surprised any mind-readers, and i never saw any signs of it >

Completely different.... But when I was younger in school, I'd fake yawn. I'd then look around and see if anyone else yawned in hopes to catch someone staring at me. >

That’s one of the greatest applications of people mimicking yawns I’ve ever heard of. >

I yawned just reading this >

Not the first time I’ve heard that about something I’ve written. >

They must be incredibly good at acting, I get surprised by my own thoughts and burst into laughter or wince depending on what it is, also nobody has booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist yet. >

Yeah I do this ...i think of things and burst out laughing..luckily now people think you're on your phone >

I do that. I place hilarious random thoughts on people's heads to watch then laugh out loud. >

If they can, they're hiding it really well. Because if I said what I'm thinking it would bother people. >

It’s fine. We’re used to you by now. Honestly your thoughts are just background noise to everyone at this point. We hear you thinking random chatter and we typically tune it out. 
I’ve heard it’s harder to tune out if someone is actually talking to you but clearly so far you haven’t noticed at all. >

You don't have any proof that there isn't a monster under your bed. >

What if I dont have a bed? Then where is the monster hiding? >

Behind you! >

Well as long as he stays there that's fine >

If you all didn’t react to what I’m always thinking then you’re sick. >

Considering I still have some friends (regardless of my level of intoxication), nobody has strongly suggested therapy, and I haven't been arrested, I'd say the odds are well in my favor that nobody is reading my thoughts. >

Generally speaking, you don't have proof of things that don't exist, it works the other way around. >

It's called a metaphysical statement. >

Could you please explain “metaphysical statement” if you have the time / energy? I googled the definition but I don’t think I understand. >

So there are a bunch of statements where it's easy to say what the things are that make the statement true or false- namely those based on the state of things in the actual world . If I say there is a table in front of me which has a wine glass in front of it, the thing that makes it true is the existence of the table and the wine glass.
So what makes statements true when you are talking about fictional things, or hypothetical situations?  How can a statement about something that doesn't actually exist be right or wrong?  Is it some facts in the actual world we live in, or is it the state of some hypothetical fictional world?  What would win in a fight, a unicorn or a dead horse? The unicorn doesn't exist, and a dead horse can't fight.
Welcome to philosophy. >

Bro, don't fucking do that to me. I was already worried about that. >

This is your sign. Welcome to the church of thursday. >

i havent got shot by a wall of rifles executing me yet so youre wrong >

I have my suspicions about what you think about but I am too afraid to ask >

Gee, DonkeyShitSlurper, I don't know if your suspicions on the original comment outweigh my suspicions on what you think about. >

Of all the things I don't have proof of, I consider mind-reading to be so close to impossible it's indistinguishable. >

Considering the fact that we are all one collective consciousness experiencing itself it's more than possible >

Sometimes when I am thinking of extremely embarrassing stuff I will think in my head “hey if anyone is reading my mind, I am sorry”. 😅 >

Yeah we know >

And we excuse you no worries >

I don't. >

You don’t have any proof that there are other people.
Be it a simulation filled with philosophical zombies or a Boltzmann Brain, the truth outside your own momentary self awareness is not provable. >

However if you define existence to include thoughts as things, then everything provably exists. (Just not in any meaningful way we can do anything with) >

I can't even read my fucking mind.
That's proof enough for me. >

The fact that I haven't been stabbed yet is proof enough for me.