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I heard there was this pandemic ... maybe North Korea might hear about it now too?
respiratory illness? Damn, i wonder what that could be.
hmmmmmmm. >

It's a mystery! /s >

I'm not ConVInceD. >

COVID-23 incoming >

COVID-23 is going to be pretty disappointed when it realizes it developed in a country that doesn’t let people leave. >

Hmmmph I wonder what that co…vid. It’s Covid. However, bird flu would be an interesting development. >

Isn’t there already a growing outbreak of bird flu happening right now causing the egg shortage everywhere? >

Globally yes in avian population. However first case of mink to mink transmission has been discovered which means it’s mutating to allow mammal to mammal spread. >

Actually, no. Looks like we dodged a bullet, it was minks eating infected birds with no proven or suspected cases of mammal to mammal transmission.... Yet. >

This is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 70%. (I'm a bot)


North Korean authorities have ordered a lockdown in the nation's capital city Pyongyang because of the spread of an unspecified respiratory illness, according to a statement released by the Russian embassy in North Korea on Facebook.
In August, North Korean leader Kim Jung Un said in a speech that the country had "Eradicated" the virus, according to state media reports.
While North Korea did not officially report coronavirus cases, it did report cases of people with "Fever" symptoms.


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Man Kim is over wieght and I bet he doesn't have a Walter Reed hospital to save his ass.
Still can't believe cheeseburger blood survived COVID. >

The last of us Episode 3 >

The Last of Us: North Korea >

Damn, how bad does it have to get before North Korea publicly announces the illness inside the country is bad enough to warrant a lockdown. >

its called notcovid >

No, it's the Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Covid. >

Time to launch another missile at the ocean. >

Oh ok, nothing to worry about then >

I am sure it has nothing to do with their neighbors having exploding covid cases.... >

Maybe they should test launch a missle directly at themselves to defeat the mystery respiratory illness >

What's a covid? Never heard of them