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Why, he was already the prime minister’s friend since before they met at Harvmouth
“Sorry Mum and Dad. I’d love for you to meet my new boyfriend but he’s been deemed too mentally unstable to be on the continent.” >

"He's also just a tiny bit of a Hitler loving Nazi" >

"I really wish he could be here, I came to tell you I think we're ready to take the next goose step together" >

Australian Customs: Do you have a criminal record?
Tourist: No, are they still required? >

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there >

Probably not for the customs agent, after hearing it 100 times a day for 27 years their inner monolog is gonna be "please don't say, please don't say it, FUCK"
*completely stone-faced
"No sir, we no longer require criminal convictions to enter Australia, as a matter of fact we actively discourage it, please have a nice day >

Oh no…. Pls I dont want to hear or talk about Kanye anymore.
Guy is totally irrelevant in the big picture. >

And the small one. >

And the wallet size one >

What about passport size? >

And the NFT and thumbnail ones. >

Maybe he should try Israel. >

This minister (Peter Dutton) is leader of the opposition and probably just wants the gov to not listen to him so he can then turn around and claim the gov was wrong for letting him in
Can guarantee you if Dutton was PM he'd be a champion of free speech right now >

Somewhat true but Dutton's party did cancel the visa of Djokovic, whilst the current government let him in a year later (overturning the three year ban).
It would be nice if both parties could agree on a no-arseholes-allowed in policy, rather than make it a political issue. >

Fairly different though as Djokovic was about the vaccine in the height of border restrictions rather than just speech
It was also Scomo that did that who is kuch more a populist than a conservative (although he was really bad at it) >

Sure, but there was no reason to overturn the ban this year considering he very likely faked getting covid in order to abuse a loophole so he can play tennis. >

Labor overturned the ban >

Yeah, and Liberal instituted the ban. That's the point - one party will almost automatically do the opposite, not whatever is best. >

Right, dont think thats just labor doing the opposite as covid restrictions across the board have faded 
And i know political parties are generally contrarian, but Dutton is particularly bad. He knows hes not sharp enough to think of any policy so hes just ctrl+c/ctrl+v GOP politics >

The ban wasn’t for not being vaccinated. The ban was for attempting entry without meeting the requirements. 
That’s the Albo government saying “he’s above the law”. >

No because vaccination is no longer a requirement of entry for travellers entering Australia. >

To Kanye we say kan-nay >

Ye no.... >

Yeah-nah cunt* >

this guy bogans. >

I want to see an episode of Customs Australia where they detain Ye only to find out that is brain is made out of an illegal dried fruit. >

He’s certainly of low moral character and should be kept out. >

Australia: Nah Yeah Nah >

Visas now require a psych test.
Hello, Mr West, are you still there?
(Click......) >

when is it ever okay to make fun of someone’s psychological state? >

It’s a joke, take a chill pill then pass one to Ye. >

North Korea needs a… what does this person do? >

Near as I can tell, whine and complain. >

World:  458
Kanye:      0 >

Good for the Aussies - not allowing Nazi lovers into their country is their prerogative and one I support >

They let in plenty of white right wing speakers unfortunately.This is a purely Kanye is a lunatic thing . >

Are you suggesting they should banish people with different opinions? Genuinely curious. >

Kanye has no rights to enter Australia. Each country is free to set their entry rules as they see fit. >

Yeah I was more referring to the ”white right wing speakers” >

Is this drama going to happen again, last time it was a fucking tennis player and a few days. 
Just say, "Dude is unhinged, not welcome" and move on. >

Is that what happened when you hangout with Trump long? >

Yep your Visa gets declined at restaurants and border crossings >

It's all right, he carries an American Express >

Join the list with Chris Brown >

That's an episode of 'Nothing To Declare' I'd like to see. >

Do United States citizens need visas from Australia for short visits? >

Yes, just like Australians need one for the US. You get one online. We don’t want just any old trash visiting Australia, generally. Can’t be too careful with some Americans, like Kanye. >

Whenever I see his pufferfish face I always imagine a trail of blown up party balloons behind him just sort of aimlessly rolling around on the ground. >

If he does go to visit, can you just keep him please… >

Ye didn’t see that one coming… >

100% visa ban. Get it done. >

No such thing as a visa ban, they wait until someone applies, then accept/reject the application. 
Even then, subsequent ministers can change their mind e.g. Djokovic and Tyson got in after having their visa cancelled/ application rejected earlier. >

Isn't this why Nauru was created? Please? >

Nah, Nauru is for the poor brown people 
(I want to add s/ but at this point it's kinda not sarcasm) >

Elon & Ye, letting their gobs drive them to the poor house! >

We don't need antisemitic trash who idolise Hitler down here.
The immigration minister has the right to veto visa applications on character grounds and should do so. >

I am not a Kanye fan and I despise him but Australia allows in white far-right white supremacist guys who are much worse than Ye. Double standards or hypocrisy? >

Actually we are pretty consistent with denying people based on character grounds.  
Milo Yiannopoulos, Gavin McInnes, David Icke, Kent Heckenlively,  Skepta and Tyler the Creator and Lauren Southern have been denied entry into Australia, both by our conservative government as well as the home affairs minister at the time Peter Dutton, who is the one currently calling for Kanye to not be allowed entry.  
Ironically there have been many more calls to ban other far right speakers from entering but the home affairs minster at the time denied them, as stated earlier the home affairs minister at the time was Peter Dutton. >

Southern's visa was only rejected initially. She actually lives in Sydney full time these days. Ron Watkins of 8chan fame was also hanging around Sydney last year.
Our hit rate isn't that great. >

Oh 100% agree, I personally would have gone ham on some people we let into the country, which makes the irony of Peter Dutton calling for Kanyes ban whilst allowing those others in kinda funny. >

Gawd I hope they deny him!  Plus any Republicans since they moronically think that the wonderful Healthcare, safety nets & gun control policies of Australia are Communism/socialism/whatever latest scary word they’ve been taught by Fox News. >

I wonder if they would deny Santos? 🤣 that would be hilarious