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Close that window, there is a drought in here.
Do they have a "with hijab" and maybe a "medium-light hijab" control groups to properly compare rainfall in respective areas? >

That’s strange because we have had ten days of solid bucketing rain here and no one’s wearing hijabs. I don’t think this man has actually studied meteorology. >

For all of human history, when rain is needed, we women have coordinated to secretly wear hajibs for just the right amount of time to make it rain the appropriate amount.
You're welcome.
When there are big storms and flooding, we're just screwing with you. >

Global ~~drought~~ draught is tied to the checks notes emancipation of women. >

*drought >

I’ll take a draught, thank you. >

One military draft, coming right up!