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OP is still spamming? It's been weeks.

I was thinking mods gave a 1 week ban or something.
That dude probably got paid pretty good to spend a night in jail.
"They shut us down, I’d gotten all my shots, but I didn’t know they were going to arrest me. Another guy stepped up and said, ‘I’m the director.’ I found out that it was his job to take the fall for me. He went to jail for the night and I’m forever grateful >

I wonder if he will be allowed to keep the money. Or if Japan has laws allowing them to confiscate any proceeds from criminal activity. >

It's a rather trivial thing to pay the guy in bank accounts not seen by Japanese jurisdiction, or delay payment until after he's back home >

or to pay him for something else that doesnt appear related.  Maybe he was technically employed as a "translator" >

Laws are just a minor tax inconvenience the rich. >

Nice to hear Lee Majors is still getting work. >

Joe Silverman lmao 
Hail, Caesar! really knew what was up >

I have always vaguely wondered about the profitability of running a Fall Guy organization.  Think about it, some rich guy is out drunk driving and accidentally hits a pedestrian.  They call us and pay us 2 Mill, we find an unskilled person with limited career potential (I know several people who fit this description) (the fall guy), sneak them to location.  We escort the rich guy away from the scene, he makes a police report about a stolen car, an "independent" citizen calls in a hit and run.  We give the fall guy 3/4 shots of tequila, and have him drive the car around for a bit.  He gets stopped by the police, clearly drunk in the reported stolen car, easy case open and shut, witness on the ground to positively ID the driver, maybe a plausible story for how he got the keys, double check that there is no contradictory evidence, hire a good lawyer, the fall guy gets ~20 years for Grand theft auto and vehicular homicide while intoxicated, we work with contacts in the prisons to ensure the sentence is relatively easy, maybe get out early for good behavior.
and then we pay the fall guy 1 Mill, not bad for 20 years of sitting around.  and what rich person wouldnt pay to get out of jail time?
seems pretty foolproof.  And if needed the ex fall guy could work at a sister corporation that specializes in hiring ex cons, dip in to that tax rebate a bit.
Add assorted obfuscations to all of the above to make it harder to detect the underlying company and the large pay out, and you have a potentially successful business model. >

This is someone you hired specifically because he's a incompetent, dead-end loser, and you're expecting him to carry out a fairly intricate acting job, while drunk and being arrested/interrogated, without ever slipping and revealing that he was paid off.
EDIT: Oh, and also trusting that he will not, at any point during police interrogation, pre-trial imprisonment, or mid-trial grilling, get cold feet and decide that spending the best years of his life in prison isn't worth any amount of money, after all.
This seems like a hell of a gamble. >

Christ reddit is awful. >

OP is still spamming? It's been weeks.