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Agreed. Impossible for something like that to happen. Even if his car (which he said he was in the midst of getting) was in a parking garage, that’s ALSO impossible.
300 drag shows a day in NYC schools, according to Santos.
Man, we're really spoiling the young 'uns these days, aren't we? Between the non-stop drag shows, the taco trucks on every corner, and the energy efficient Xboxes, they're basically living my dream life. >

The indoor activities are especially important, for we have ruined the young'uns' outdoors. >

In the words of Dr. Evil, "he would often make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark". >

Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... >

That sounds like a club being described by Stefon on SNL. >

I’m kind of convinced that it was written that way on purpose because it’s a perfect fit. >

So who else heard Bill Hader as Stefon while reading the title? >

New York’s hottest new club is “Santos”! >

Everything or every lie? >

Midgets? >

Dan Cortese. >

and Sidney Applebaum >

What a headline >

Keeps getting better and better >

Too many adults identifying as lions have corrupted our children! >

That "Liar, liar pants on fire," boy is tetched to the nth degree. >

C’mon. The location of the mugging is damn near impossible. A dozen people would have intervened. >

The location is prime NYC retail.  Chanel, Fendi, Tiffany, Saint Laurent, Burberry.   No way he was mugged there.