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Exactly what a drag queen who let a dog die would say. >

We can trust him, he only lied about everything so far.  His personal loan from Russia is kind of curious. >

I doest think he protests a wee bit too much. >

I find it amazing that of all the things he lied about, dressing in drag is the one that might sink him with Republican voters.
Oh, your mom didn't actually die on 9/11 like you claimed?  No problem.
Oh, you don't actually have any of the college degrees you claimed? No problem.
You're under indictment for embezzlement in Brazil and can't explain where your campaign money came from?  Who cares.
But you dressed like a woman?  HOW DARE YOU! >

This. Fucking nailed it. Dressing in drag is the least offensive thing he has done. Lying about your personal life is one thing. But the other shit is definitely evidence of being a pathological liar, thief, and narcisist. >

Which means he did both >

Him saying something is a fairly reliable indicator that the opposite is true >

Pretty much orange tactic. >

I really hope there is actually a “season 7 audition tape” of him for ru Paul’s drag race >

I doubt they keep the tapes from the first round of "No's." >

But those would be the funniest. 😁 >

He just dresses as a woman like every congressman. >

Bet him and lady Graham are alot closer than they let on >

They both give each other the vapors! >

Trust me bro. >

"But he was, and he did..." >

Too bad the whole world already knows you are a lying sack of shit and will never believe a word you say ever again. >

Well. He's not a drag queen anymore, allegedly. >

He seems to wear a lot of makeup and moisturizer. >

He might be a nazi but he's definitely not a porn star. >

The Republican Party is nothing but 🤡💩 >

Come on....That's offensive to shit and clowns, lol >

Exactly what a Republican would say >

Exactly what a synth would say >

Said the compulsive liar. At this point no one believes a fucking word he says. >

The trouble with compulsive liars like Santos or Trump is that you can never take what they say at face value. >

A United States Congressperson, ladies and gentlemen.
This is where we are.  90 seconds to midnight in our own right. >

So perhaps he dressed his dog in drag, the stories keep changing! >

Heard he was already sharing makeup tips, to look less horrific, with Empty Green. >

"If you look at it from my perspective, the Dog is still alive-ish." >

That quote was under his picture in his high school yearbook. >

"... I am a drag dog and let a queen die." >

He also is not and has never been an asses wipe.  Let’s face it. We should elect the worst politicians to run us.  They are the lowest class of folk on the flat earth. Let’s make them known for what we already think of them. Morons >

Maybe he's a drag dog who let a queen die >

Tbf you can make up just about anything and it’d be as honest as his resume. >

Even if I assume he's not lying when he says that, that's a pretty small selection of the many lies he is credibly accused of >

Why would anyone believe anything this asshat has to say? He’s a proven liar, and the GOP gives no fucks. >

yeah sure buddy, and I'm currently living on Mars ^^^^^^/s >

Sure thing, George. >

Perfect autobiography title >

He might not be a queen but he does drag very well. >

With many of his lies there are witnesses, verifiable messages and damn videos. 
I just wish these could be printed out, poster sized, with the caption "this you?" And just left in front of him. 
Like, outside his office, across from him in the aisle, behind where he sits so any pictures you see of him has them in the background. >

and even if I did, so what? >

I'd love for the SNL impersonation of him to be a straight-edged, serious, honest, and hardworking politician that has to keep putting up with all the nonsense from everyone else. >

I think it's time for that kooky lady that said she wasn't a witch to come back, she was just ahead of her time, she'd fit right in now. >

This guy is a gift that keeps on giving. My god this is a comedians field-day. >

I mean, he’s lied about everything else. But I believe he is telling the truth about this…. >

Everyone's piling on, but that's no way to treat the man that was the first to walk on Mars and also saved Volodymyr Zelenskyy from Russian assassins, using only a roll of Flex Tape and a toothpick!
(Obvious /s) >

This means he's definitely a drag queen and definitely let a dog die. >

Oh man there was a dog involved? Up til now I haven’t gave a single fuck about him but now I’m sad for whatever he did to his dog. >

That means he’s a drag Queen who let a dog die.