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The city does have these things called indoor pools. They also do recruiting/hiring in the off season to fill positions in order to be ready for the summer.
Eh, hiring incompetent people is something philly has always excelled at. 
-a philadelphian >

Yeah we definitely go above and beyond in that department. >

"You there, stop drowning!" >

"Here, I'm throwing you a cheese steak so you can use it to float!" >

It’s the middle of winter.