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Probably antifa. Sarcasm.
This was two days ago already and they say it was a rupture rather than sabotage. >

They kind of have to; confirmed Russian sabotage of a pipeline between two NATO nations, on NATO soil, would more or less necessitate WWIII. >

Attack while they are weak. 
We would be in moscow by friday. >

Well we actually wouldn't since a nuke would probably fly in that case.
But they'd have no more soldiers in Ukraine, and no more nautical assets.....anywhere. >

Built in 1978, had undergone recent maintenance, and consisted of two parallel systems but only one was damaged. This was definitely not sabotage. >

So how much will this actually effect gas prices in the US and when can I start blaming Biden?
Asking for a family member. >

Well, if it helps, tell your family member they can blame Obama why we figure out how to pin this on Biden. /s