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think about it for a sec... even if the nearest intelligent life that COULD see us. is probably seeing us a few thousand years ago.. and well.. we weren't exactly doing great back then.. making shit out of rocks, no technology, maybe some fire.. but hell even natural things can make fire.. so yah, we were just basic farmers and explorers.. with some basic communication skills.. nothing more. no advance civilization would take there time on us at this point.. we probably won't see any interested Aliens for a good 500 years or more.. WHY? because at this rate they could see the advancements we made over the last 500 years and then project where about we are now, and our intelligence level.. enough to try and esblish contact.. and this is assuming they are in a few thousand lightyears of us and have noticed us in the last 100 years (hopefully due to atomic bomb or something that might move faster than light but we haven't discovered it.. like gravity waves or something)
We are a drive thru Safari- UAP sightings have alien families laughing >

How sad would it be if we are actually the first intelligent life in the universe? >

Very uplifting actually, the first attempt at something usually sucks, shows there's lot of room for improvement for the universes next attempt. >

This is so unexpectedly optimistic, and very true >

If you're driving cross-country, you don't stop in Bumblefuck, Missouri. Makes sense. >

One of the better theories about aliens I have beard is that they really do use us as a tourist spot. >

Nice beard. >

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