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I think using your phone while on the toilet is even weirder. That’s disgusting.
A man doesn't shit for leisure, he shits for sport. You filthy casuals aren't even on his level. >

I used to enjoy having long shits. Now i have kids. >

I always thought the trope of having a newspaper or magazine near the toilet was weird. >

I'm going to be honest, when I read the title I thought you meant long as in length not long as in time. >

lmao same