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is moving faster than ever!

I mean he's right. But only in vertical downwards direction.
Elon has made me realize that the secret to becoming the world's richest man involves not paying people. >

Unfortunately you've swapped the cart and the horse there. You gotta be RICH first. Then you can apparently do whatever you want. >

Bingo. Try that crap as a normal and you'll end up homeless or jail and or maybe broken knee caps or something depending on who you owe to exactly. >

Yeah can’t believe he could do this and not even get sued like us normal people would be >

I would make Elon and all his companies only pay up front with that newly established track record if I were a client of any of these. >

If this was a ship, it is taking in so much water that it will capsize shortly to bankruptcy. >

It's more like Elon bought a sinking ship that was taking on water slowly enough that the employees could bail the water out by hand if they needed to, but it was easier to operate pumps.
Then he stopped paying the bills for the pumps, fired the employees who could have bailed out the water by hand, and then set the ship on fire. >

Then he telling people if they want to be on the top of the ship they have to shell out $8. All the while the he's inviting people back onto the ship who were previously banned for drilling holes below the waterline. >

Don't forget he threw the rowers overboard, journalists, because they wrote true reports about the new Captain and he didn't like that. The boat slowed down but he claimed the boat that's on fire and sinking is moving faster than ever!