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We'll pass on the 'pics or it didnt happen' this time and just take their word on it.
/r/methany >

Wrong church… she’s a crystal methodist >



I love that her last name is Reynolds. This feels like something out of Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


As a Floridan this level of craziness feels like cultural appropriation.


When you advertise that you can turn water into wine, this is the type of person you will attract. >

As a Floridian, I just assumed this happened in Florida. Color me shocked when I read the article. >

Worst part is this was in Fargo. In January. It was 5° F this morning. >

When the headline said topless I didn't expect that to mean her eyebrows. >

It actually meant her brains >

To be fair what else is there to do in North Dakota? >

Name your kids Monsignor Joseph Goering. >

Seems like they should forgive her? >

Forgiving and leaving unpunished are two different things. >

not to Jesus. >

Why would you say something so bold, yet so controversial 🤣 >

Now do it topless >

That woman needs Jesus >

It's what Jesus would have wanted. >

Eh, he might prefer that she go after the cross. It'd probably be a bit freaky for him to come back and see crosses everywhere. >

Probably high AF on something. >

She looks unwell. >

nawt hawt >

Chad >

When I think naked women opposing the church I think witches. Is she a witch? That would be awesome. >

I agree, I'm getting strong witch vibes here >

For 200 years, the Crusades tortured and killed people who weren't their religion.  I think the church had it coming. >

The topless woman had us all coming >

LOL... I did not see that... coming? >

If I only had the balls this woman has >

That's one topless human I don't want to see >

She's a Fargo 8.  An eyebrow pencil and a good night's sleep, an easy North Dakota 10 >

where are her eyebrows >

She was looking for a miracle >

This isn’t oniony. It’s just sad. She clearly needs help. >

Her eyes are freakishly close to each other. >

I was wondering what Ethel Cain had been up to this year >

Likely she destroyed it before she ever laid eyes on it. >

She pulled off a “Hail Mary” >

I’m going out on a limb here and going to say it’s meth >

She just looks like…the type of person to do that shit…lol