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Genital Hospital LMAO! Nealon is great. He has a great hiking podcast on YouTube. >

He was amazing in Weeds. No matter how well or poorly things were going, he could always find a way to muck about... >

Speak for yourself! I need to know how the pizza guy explanes the lack of pizza or money when he gets back to the kitchen >

Can you tell me just how the stepsister extracts her head from the washing machine? >

Pulling out definitely won't help >

Does anyone else often find themselves porn repulsed, or even sex repulsed afterwards? >

That’s just post nut clarity doing its work, my friend >

I gotta figure something out for it, my partner always feels bad when I can't cuddle after. >

Porn turns into this filthy thing after you climax and you’re asking yourself “why did I watch this, these women are belittling themselves ” Lol >

Yes.. that is correct. It's a stimulant that helps with achieving orgasm.. It's sad that we're there.. We should be able to do that just with our minds.. It is what it is. >

You can't? Just rub one out without outside stimulus? >

Nope.. Nor do I require such. Non frequent and when ready I have access to pornography. Easy access, easy delivery. >

Bruh, you telling me you can't do the dirty with your fantasies? Imma be real, I feel like you might be sad reality you speak of. >

Wait you're saying that that's worse than watching actual porn? >

Which is an easy way to define porn:
Porn is anything you suddenly lose interest in immediately after orgasm. >

So just women, in general, are porn? >

Depends on the kind of porn you’re watching/reading. I once started reading this porn fanfic and I got very invested in the romantic drama between the sex scenes. >

Game of Thrones will do that.... >

Nope. A lot more things are way less interesting than after climax porn. A few examples:
- The Kardashians and all those other “real life” shows of people I don’t know and don’t care about.
- Chess
- Watching grass grow
- Fishing
- Your problems >

Chess is mortal combat but silent. >

Yeah soon as the goo comes out I'm closing those tabs fast af