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Jokes on you, he’s been dead for years. His altered carbon sleeves are the only ones who will fill in for the foreseeable future.
The embalmed corpse of Putin will win re-election in Russia with an overwhelming 167% of the vote. >

Weekend at Vlady’s >

Can’t wait for the sequel so we can all go treasure hunting! >

What a fking farse.  A Russian "election" has less credibility than unicorns. >

Hey! North Korea said they found unicorn bones in a cave so I resent that comment. >

What’s an election? >

Unicorn bones? >

Unicorn bones? No that's a unicorn erection. >

They don’t have erections in North Korea, rule simply passes to family members as they variously perish to mysterious illness. >

/angry upvote     Lol >

I guess you don't really need to announce candidacy when you can just say that you won. >

It'll be more dramatic when he wins with 90% of the vote and isn't even a candidate. >

He wins and is already dead.