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Especially if you don't skin 'em first.  Bite sized acidic cheese graters.
Who the hell says blueberries are the pinnacle of fruit? >

everyone i know >

What?  They've never heard of pineapples?  I mean blueberries are pretty awesome and all but they're not pineapples. >

Pineapple eats you back! The most metal of fruits!