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Whoever claimed that children are scared of a giant dragon statue has clearly never spent any time with kids.  The people complaining are probably doing so because they're tired of their kids asking to drive by the house and asking to get their own lawn dragon.
Prisoner 1: "Mmm... what're you in for?"
Prisoner 2: "Plastic yard dragons and a rainbow porch railing!"
Prisoner 1 turns to the cell door and forcefully shakes at the bars.
Prisoner 1: "Get me outta here!" >

"What'd you get, keeid?"
And I said "I didn't get nothin', I got fined fifty dollars and had to pick up the garbage."
"What are ya in for, keeid?"
And I said "Litterin'," and they all moved away from me on the bench and gave me the hairy eyeball, and I said "And causin' a nuisance," and they allll moved back. >

You can have anything you want... >

The meanest father-raper of them all