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Another pathetic loser.
He’ll admit defeat when pigs fly. I guarantee he’s got cyber experts lined up to tell you all about how the hackers stole the ballots and replaced them with Covid snap tests. >

He can run that party to the ground, I don't really care. >

The fact that he has become a voice in that party, at all, let alone being a candidate for the Chair, is both insane and delicious at the same time. >

"Mike Lindell told VICE News he'll admit defeat if he loses on Friday, making it the first time in a while he's accepted an election result."
That was smooth >


” They were going to fix our elections once they were in,” [Mike Pillow] said

Accidental truths >

Mike Pillow. Is this anything like Tim Apple? >

More like Tiny Tim. >

When I see his picture, I become convinced that he’s a used car salesman from Kansas City trying to sell me a Chevy Nova. >

Or a pinto 
Or a gremlin >

Hey, hey, hey! I had a Gremlin and I loved it. >

I forgot, I had a Pinto too. >

I think he is just spending money, while he still has some. The dominion law suit is going to eat his lunch. >

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"His candidacy for the RNC shows he doesn't know how to campaign for an office. Do you see the irony here? He's campaigning to be the RNC chair for more campaigns, and his campaign for RNC chair is a bunch of boilerplate emails that have come very, very late," Kaufmann told VICE News.
The one RNC member who has publicly endorsed Lindell is Louisiana RNC Committeewoman Lenar Whitney, who like Lindell has pushed false claims that the 2020 election was stolen from Trump.
While Lindell worked his tail off for Trump, the man who Lindell insists is still the rightful president hasn't even publicly acknowledged that his buddy is running for RNC chair.


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Oh cmon. Let Mikey have it. Comedians and late night hosts gotta eat. >

Yeah but Republicans are trying to put The Onion out of business. >

Isn't it funny how every headline about people like Mike can always be made more accurate by simply removing a few words....
The MyPillow Guy’s ~~Fake Campaign For RNC Chair Is~~ a Real Disaster >


Mike Lindell is running for the chairmanship of the Republican National Committee. But no one involved in the RNC seems to know why—or who’s backing him.

My guess is Trump is the who, and to grift from RNC once again is the why. The poor guy needs money after a judge fined him $1m for filing a frivolous suit against Hillary. >

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"His candidacy for the RNC shows he doesn't know how to campaign for an office. Do you see the irony here? He's campaigning to be the RNC chair for more campaigns, and his campaign for RNC chair is a bunch of boilerplate emails that have come very, very late," Kaufmann told VICE News.
The one RNC member who has publicly endorsed Lindell is Louisiana RNC Committeewoman Lenar Whitney, who like Lindell has pushed false claims that the 2020 election was stolen from Trump.
While Lindell worked his tail off for Trump, the man who Lindell insists is still the rightful president hasn't even publicly acknowledged that his buddy is running for RNC chair.


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I would love for him to get the job. He is the perfect representation of everything the RNC stands for. >

That’s a solid American headline. >

"Current RNC Chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel is the heavy favorite in the race, with public endorsements from two-thirds of the RNC members."
Great Plan!  Using the same person who engineered that big red wave that never appeared. >

Seems on brand. >

That's too bad, was really hoping he actually wins.  Having that doofus in charge of the GOP would hasten their decline. >

I wish him all the luck in the world on this endeavor. Can't think of a better person for THAT job.... >

So what if he has no experience? Let him try! He can learn on the job!  
Lindell for RNC chair! >

Worked for Trump. >

I 100% trust him to >

hold on, the meth is kicking in... >

Doesn’t matter how many times you tell me his name, it is forever in my brain as “The My Pillow Guy”. >

To be honest, I think Mike Lindell is the perfect man for the repubs. >

What has to happen to make this guy go away? I don’t mean “go away” like Tony Soprano would mean it. I mean like to never have a camera or microphone in front of him again.
Him, that bloated carcass Alex Jones, and Tucker “Beavis” Carlson, are causing so much harm to this country. 
It’s really a sad, scary commentary that there are people out there actually listening to this guy.