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When the dog takes you behind the barn
if only firearms were equipped with some sort of mechanism to prevent it from firing. Or even a method to remove live ammunition from it... >


Or even a method to remove live ammunition from it

Like having a dog step on the trigger? >

I'm going to hell for laughing at this >

It's okay. Laugh >

Hell is for people who don't use a safety >

If it's possible for the dog to have accidently pulled the trigger. It's also possible the dog could have pulled the safety and fired as well. Lower chance sure.
But the best method would just be, the gun should be in a spot the gun can't be reached by the dog >

dog is agent 47 confirmed. >

Poor dog, planted by 47. >

The Reverse Yeller
You know what they say about country songs ...a man, his truck and his dog. >

Quoted at the scene, the dog said, “he had it comin.” >

Now roll that beautiful bean footage. >

Poor dog wanted to ride shotgun. >

Like all doggos, just looking to have a blast. >

Yeesh, I need gun puns like a need a hole in my head... >

Did anyone look into the fact that this dog took out a $3,000,000 life insurance policy on its owner??? >

Source?? I searched for a while, and could not find a thing saying anything about 3 mil life insurance... 
Edit: didn't get the joke at first >

Are you telling me the dog didn’t take out a life insurance policy? Are you calling me a liar, sir or madam? >

I am asking for a source of 3 million dollar life insurance policy for Joseph Austin Smith from Kansas... if I misinterpreted what you meant, as in you meant the dog contracted a life insurance policy for the owner (as in a joke) my bad. >

Yes, I said the dog took out the policy on it’s owner.