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You can have anything you want...
Prisoner 1: "Mmm... what're you in for?"
Prisoner 2: "Plastic yard dragons and a rainbow porch railing!"
Prisoner 1 turns to the cell door and forcefully shakes at the bars.
Prisoner 1: "Get me outta here!" >

"What'd you get, keeid?"
And I said "I didn't get nothin', I got fined fifty dollars and had to pick up the garbage."
"What are ya in for, keeid?"
And I said "Litterin'," and they all moved away from me on the bench and gave me the hairy eyeball, and I said "And causin' a nuisance," and they allll moved back.