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Pulling a Jussie Smollett
“They robbed me, took my briefcase, took my shoes and my watch. And that was in broad daylight,” he said, speaking in his native Portuguese. “I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”
The podcast host incredulously asked Santos: “They stole your shoes in the middle of Fifth Ave.?”
“In the middle of Fifth Ave.,” he retorted, pinpointing the spot of the alleged crime just a block from Trump Tower at 725 Fifth Ave.

Everything happens to this guy! He's got a story for everything. Classic pathological liar. >

Well we know one thing is for sure: he wasn’t carrying a briefcase, wasn’t wearing shoes (possibly barefoot)and didn’t have a watch (or didn’t know what time it was). It was in the dark, he was either going to his office, or he was nowhere near his office, was either getting out of his car, or possibly there was no car involved, and it either happened on the periphery of 5th Ave or nowhere near 5th Ave.
It’s like speaking in code. You just have to determine which aspect contains the lie. >

What kind of office building makes you go outside to the sidewalk to get to your car in the garage? >

Only in nyc >

Also hotels in downtown Minneapolis 🙄 >

I'm legitimately wondering if he's clinically, mentally ill as an uncontrollable liar >

Why are you wondering? >

Like... is it a brain tumor or something? Did he get cursed by a witch he ran over, so he does and says the opposite of what he wants? >

It's a brain thing.
Science says pathological liars have extra prefrontal white matter, and less grey matter. >

The high-heeled ones?  Or the running shoes, the ones he wore to win the Boston Marathon? >

Signed 86 Jordan’s >

I'm thinking more Lubiton, not Jordan's >

Actually he had his special edition Lubiton 85 Jordan’s >

He could say, "I have two eyes, two ears, one nose, and one mouth," and no one will believe him.
Edit: Spelling. >

If he said he was two-faced, I'd believe him. >

No you misunderstood he was claiming he played harvey dent. >

I didn't know Harvey Dent appeared on Hannah Montana. >

He was in drag you may have missed it. >

you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school, in Canada. >

Nah i definitely dated that girl in middle school. Small world >

Got to appreciate the enormity of this assholes lies- 5 th Avenue at 55th in broad daylight ? Really? As if that isn’t the heart of Midtown with cops everywhere ? Couldn’t be some dark crime ridden block in an outer borough? Nope. Not this puke. He goes all in with his fabulosity. >

Not only cops on every block, especially around Cheeto Tower, but cameras galore. Sooooo easy to disprove. Come on NY Post... I know you hate gay people enough to ignore that he's a Republican and look into it.
Edit: how long does footage exist for? I guess for private businesses not long, but city footage a while right? >

Not kidding he lifted part of this story from a Sex and the City episode. 🎬🍿Here is the Scene
The Lie: 
“They robbed me, took my briefcase, took my shoes and my watch. And that was in broad daylight,” he said, speaking in his native Portuguese. “I was leaving my office, going to the garage, getting my car, and I was mugged.”
In this scene:
✅Mugged
✅Stolen Watch
✅Stolen Bag
✅"Broad Daylight"
❓ Notice the 'pronoun game' and not identifying the alleged assailant by gender? Unverifiable Details are shown in studies that people tend to include fewer verifiable details when lying than when telling the truth. 
❓ A enterprising reporter may wish to explore any car registration details for Santos in NYC. Car ownership is rare for NYC residents, and it's difficult/expensive to find private parking. He alleges he went "to the garage" - WHICH garage, again he gives few details on purpose.
❓"The Office" another vague comment, what 'office' and job is he referring to?
The podcast host incredulously asked Santos: “They stole your shoes in the middle of Fifth Ave.?”
✅Stolen Shoes
❓"South of Houston" is where Carrie identifies her location in this scene- this is located in the SOHO district of NYC, not Fifth Ave so this maybe an recontouring of the narrative.
“In the middle of Fifth Ave.,” he retorted, pinpointing the spot of the alleged crime just a block from Trump Tower at 725 Fifth Ave.
✅Stolen Shoes
✅ Location could have been changed to name drop "Trump Tower"
❓ "In the middle of Fifth Ave" a block from Trump Tower - SpotHero.com shows limited parking options in both blocks from Trump Tower. Where was this garage located, which building? Again vague details.
❓If this happened in the middle of fifth ave, in 'broad daylight' ('daylight' in a NYC parking garage?) all while being held up by a armed individual? Surely an event of this magnitude was reported to police, and insurance would need a report before paying out. Is there video evidence of his arrival to or from garage? Is there a police report? Surely as a member of the GOP he 'backs the blue' and promptly reported this assault and mugging to the NYPD. At lease Carrie did that.
None of this makes sense, until you see the scene in which he lifted this narrative- Odd huh? >

YASSSS. OMG. 
I hope the news organizations pick this up, it is the same thing.
He took on the personality of Carrie Bradshaw.  
The voters deserve a mentally competent representative, I don't understand how he is still a sitting Congressman. He needs to be removed ASAP, and any votes he's had shouldn't count. >

I hope there is a photo out there of him in Carrie Bradshaw drag. >

It's a good rundown of just some of his accomplishments. I did not care for the disclaimer at the end--"These images are not real." Belief in Santos is, for me, an extension of my deep, personal faith in the one true God--the one even I don't believe in. >

They were his favorite manolo blahnik pumps! >

He got them at a sample sale! >

Sampling his roommate’s closet is more like it. >

The shoes he wore when he kicked the winning field goal for Argentina 🇦🇷 >

Lying little shit >

I used to live on Long Island for a number of years. One thing I learned about a lot of the people out there is that they think Manhattan is a crime ridden, dangerous area. 
This particular area is one of the wealthiest in the city. It’s where you take tourists if you want them to windowshop. Rockefeller center, Tiffany’s, harry winston, St Patrick’s cathedral. There’s no way you’re getting mugged there. >

This guy tells the most make believe stories ever. His imagination is up there. >

Middle of Fifth Avenue he says? Was it by someone slathered in orange grease, with a terrible hairpiece? >

More importantly, did he commit insurance fraud with this too? >

He stole this from an episode of “Sex and the City”.
Carrie was mugged and the mugger took her shoes 👠👠 >

In the summer of 2021, allegedly. >

no not his volleyball shoes :(