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When the headline said topless I didn't expect that to mean her eyebrows.
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Wrong church… she’s a crystal methodist >



I love that her last name is Reynolds. This feels like something out of Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


As a Floridan this level of craziness feels like cultural appropriation.


When you advertise that you can turn water into wine, this is the type of person you will attract. >

As a Floridian, I just assumed this happened in Florida. Color me shocked when I read the article. >

Worst part is this was in Fargo. In January. It was 5° F this morning.