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We really need changes in how these documents are handled and stored, this is ridiculous at this point.
It's the super secret classified Wonderbread recipe! >

How else was Mike supposed to know the 11 Herbs and Spices that needed to go into Mar-A-Lago’s “original chicken recipe”? >

He stopped reading at the second one. Pepper is the devil's spice. >

“Spice? No thank you, I’m not catholic.” >

“Mike Pence, why are you wearing a suite in the shower?!”
“Because, I’m not married to the water!” >

“I shower with Mother present.” >

That actually made me snort. Well done. 
(Track 4 of “Synchronicity” plays in the background)