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Same shit as American tv preachers blaming hurricanes and earthquakes on homosexuality.
Do they have a "with hijab" and maybe a "medium-light hijab" control groups to properly compare rainfall in respective areas? >

That’s strange because we have had ten days of solid bucketing rain here and no one’s wearing hijabs. I don’t think this man has actually studied meteorology. >

For all of human history, when rain is needed, we women have coordinated to secretly wear hajibs for just the right amount of time to make it rain the appropriate amount.
You're welcome.
When there are big storms and flooding, we're just screwing with you. >

Global ~~drought~~ draught is tied to the checks notes emancipation of women. >

*drought >

I’ll take a draught, thank you. >

One military draft, coming right up! >

Close that window, there is a drought in here. >

More bronze age bullshit. >

It's so weird to see the superstitious shit dictators would say 1000 years ago being used in the modern age. Like it's so paper thin and obviously being used to provide any justification to bring the people back into line.
Even weirder to see how many people it works on. It's full on 1984 brain where they'll rewrite their beliefs as needed in service of the party. >

My American governor asked everyone in the state to pray for rain to end our drought, instead of actually trying to do anything about the lack of water via governance. More common than you think unfortunately. >

You can’t just pray for rain. Gotta at least sacrifice a few virgin goats and do the ritual rain dance when the planets are aligned. It’s a proven science. >

Virgin goats? In fundamentalist religious areas? Good luck with that! >

This is why God has forsaken us, smh. You're supposed to shag only the normal goats. You should always have a stock of pure extra virgin sacrificial goats saved up for these occasions. >

Did Californian women start wearing Hijab? That must be why the state is getting drenched >

California girls unrecognizable
Daisy dukes, abayas on top >

Katy Perry has GOT to use this at the next post-mudslide benefit concert >

She should be benefiting the victims not the mudslide.. >

Nobody thinks about the poor mudslide >

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. >

This is directed at me, isn't it? >

Yea, sorry bud. It is what it is, eh? >

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that Pudge controls the weather. >

He needs his PB&J stat! >

Can't give him a tuna sandwich! >

That's just cannibalism with extra steps >

Sure, let's make climate change women's fault too. Especially in a country where women are not even in charge. Asshole. >

Imagine thinking the weather is because of women's clothes. >

Oh shit, this explains the new rules created by the Missouri House Republicans banning bare arms. Can’t have those ladies starting indoor tornadoes >


Bare arms

Isn't that a right in your second amendment, America? >

Nah, I think you’re thinking of bear arms. Every American gets a pair at birth, it’s some weird ancient tradition the founding fathers had. >

Abolish Sleevery, bare arms for all! >

We all know you just need to sacrifice a goat to fix that! It's fucking science man. >

Sky Daddy loves bbq >

The unscarved women of Manchester disagree >

Was just about to say that it doesn't do that our grey damp British Isles. >

So God will punish you because women faces aren’t coveted but totally fine with men forcing young girls to merry them, taking women as punishment or killing them and all over the world priest have abused their power by raping children
They think that’s fine but not covering the face yeah sure that’s the real issue >

You probably know this but they are raping the women arrested for protesting in Iran so they can't go to heaven after they're executed. Yep, totally God's plan. >

Yeah 
It’s unthinkable crimes like this that show how BS religion is treated in the world
I don’t care if your god allows it, also why would you want to worship a guy who wants your daughter/wife raped for a piece of cloth.
It’s too illogical to be written by a god more like men trying to control women and try to control them and just being on a power trip. >

Aisha didn't seem to like Muhammed very much either; there are tons of passages that come off as absolutely scathing. >

Can someone point out a few? >

Witcher Season 4, and Venture Brothers Season 8 won't happen because of Women without a hijab. /s >

As far as witcher goes, we might be better off.... >

Keep those hijabs off specifically so we don't get The Witcher season 4. >

This is what it’s like when subreddits collide. >

Are you ready to go? >

Cause I’m ready to go >

What ya gonna do