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I love blueberries. What I hate is every blue candy is blue raspberry and we don’t have enough blueberry candy. I want more blueberry candy.
Who the hell says blueberries are the pinnacle of fruit? >

everyone i know >

What?  They've never heard of pineapples?  I mean blueberries are pretty awesome and all but they're not pineapples. >

Pineapple eats you back! The most metal of fruits! >

Especially if you don't skin 'em first.  Bite sized acidic cheese graters. >

"Despite being upholded as the pinnacle of fruits"
By whom?
And the word is "upheld," by the way. >

Everyone's taste buds are different. Fruit choice is so subjective that I can't agree or disagree here.