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I've been embarrassed for a long time now.
hIghER ELEcTrIC biLL = FrEEDUmB! >

I never understood this. For 75 years, the quintessential manly frugal American dad was stereotyped by always being near the thermostat, putting it as low as possible, shutting off lights when people leave the room. That's what responsible, manly fatherhood meant.
If you try to do it on a nationwide scale, now it's some pansy weak liberal thing. >

Republican talking points don’t have to make sense, just cause outrage. >

Or in the case of Texas, cause outage. >

Bonuses for outage, outrage, and number of kills 🤣 >

Fellas is it woke to be energy efficient >

I just spent $9,000 on electricity last month, suck on that libs! >

People were doing this after the gas stove thing. I was just thinking how terrible their bill is going to be. Sucks to suck. >

And then they’ll literally blame Biden for it, because not understanding cause and effect is their superpower. >

“The libs made me rack up huge personal utility bills in order to own them from afar in ways they will never hear about!”
Remember kids, stupidity is a viable occupation now, but the health risks are significant. >

Things conservatives have done to own the libs:
- left gas stove on all day.
- destroyed their TVs, Nike shoes, and Keurig coffee makers.
- drank their own urine.
- buy huge, fuel inefficient trucks and then drive them like clowns to burn as much gas as possible, which they claim somehow supports coal mining.
- outed themselves to their employers as racists, homophobes, and neo-nazis (and been fired for it)
- outed their business as catering to racists, homophobes, and neo-nazis (and gone out of business for it)
- given their money to professional grifters like Trump, Ben Shapiro (hi benshapirobot!), Steve Bannon, Kyle Rittenhouse, and Jordan Peterson (why isn't there a JordanPetersonBot?).
- died of Covid.
- died of other easily preventable diseases for which vaccines have existed for decades.
- Gotten arrested for seditious conspiracy and gone to jail for years.
- alienated their entire family. >

This. List. Is. Accurate.
We should be embarrassed as a Nation.