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Someone who wants to convince you to wear a muzzle.
I find it easy to picture a marketing pivot to the kink market in this product's future. >

Heck yeah that’s what I’m talking about… add-on a Fleshlight attachment and we’re good to go 🤣 >

Also, I for one will not be purchasing a haptic suit without nipple electrodes. >

You misspelled "faptic." /s >

Wait til you see the new strap-on toilet attachment! >

ShitBucket™ >

Brought to you by the makers of "Poop Knife"™ >

This reminds me of the Onions feeding bag! It’s finally here. >

Exactly what I thought of when I saw this >

At first I actually didn’t know it’s a muzzle to suppress the wearer’s voice. My horny ass thought it’s a kissing/mouth and tongue attachment for VR porn. 
…. I should call her… >

Give it a few months. >

I'm buying it for the guy in my open office who refuses to grab a meeting room for his loud ass fucking calls. >

Remote sex is the future like it or not. >

All you have to do is stick some form of oscillating motor within a TV remote, and knowing humanity, remote sex has already happened... >

HD Rumble^TM >

The company name is Shitfall?  
Seriously?  
I misread that, you say?  
What kind of idiot names their company Shiftfall, so that ppl will misread it as Shitfall?