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I still remember when Iran said cleavage causes earthquakes.
Do they have a "with hijab" and maybe a "medium-light hijab" control groups to properly compare rainfall in respective areas? >

That’s strange because we have had ten days of solid bucketing rain here and no one’s wearing hijabs. I don’t think this man has actually studied meteorology. >

For all of human history, when rain is needed, we women have coordinated to secretly wear hajibs for just the right amount of time to make it rain the appropriate amount.
You're welcome.
When there are big storms and flooding, we're just screwing with you. >

Global ~~drought~~ draught is tied to the checks notes emancipation of women. >

*drought >

I’ll take a draught, thank you. >

One military draft, coming right up! >

Close that window, there is a drought in here. >

More bronze age bullshit. >

It's so weird to see the superstitious shit dictators would say 1000 years ago being used in the modern age. Like it's so paper thin and obviously being used to provide any justification to bring the people back into line.
Even weirder to see how many people it works on. It's full on 1984 brain where they'll rewrite their beliefs as needed in service of the party. >

My American governor asked everyone in the state to pray for rain to end our drought, instead of actually trying to do anything about the lack of water via governance. More common than you think unfortunately. >

You can’t just pray for rain. Gotta at least sacrifice a few virgin goats and do the ritual rain dance when the planets are aligned. It’s a proven science. >

Virgin goats? In fundamentalist religious areas? Good luck with that! >

This is why God has forsaken us, smh. You're supposed to shag only the normal goats. You should always have a stock of pure extra virgin sacrificial goats saved up for these occasions. >

Did Californian women start wearing Hijab? That must be why the state is getting drenched >

California girls unrecognizable
Daisy dukes, abayas on top >

Katy Perry has GOT to use this at the next post-mudslide benefit concert >

She should be benefiting the victims not the mudslide.. >

Nobody thinks about the poor mudslide >

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. >

This is directed at me, isn't it? >

Yea, sorry bud. It is what it is, eh? >

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that Pudge controls the weather. >

He needs his PB&J stat! >

Can't give him a tuna sandwich! >

That's just cannibalism with extra steps >

Sure, let's make climate change women's fault too. Especially in a country where women are not even in charge. Asshole. >

Imagine thinking the weather is because of women's clothes. >

Oh shit, this explains the new rules created by the Missouri House Republicans banning bare arms. Can’t have those ladies starting indoor tornadoes >


Bare arms

Isn't that a right in your second amendment, America? >

Nah, I think you’re thinking of bear arms. Every American gets a pair at birth, it’s some weird ancient tradition the founding fathers had. >

Abolish Sleevery, bare arms for all! >

We all know you just need to sacrifice a goat to fix that! It's fucking science man. >

Sky Daddy loves bbq >

The unscarved women of Manchester disagree >

Was just about to say that it doesn't do that our grey damp British Isles. >

So God will punish you because women faces aren’t coveted but totally fine with men forcing young girls to merry them, taking women as punishment or killing them and all over the world priest have abused their power by raping children
They think that’s fine but not covering the face yeah sure that’s the real issue >

You probably know this but they are raping the women arrested for protesting in Iran so they can't go to heaven after they're executed. Yep, totally God's plan. >

Yeah 
It’s unthinkable crimes like this that show how BS religion is treated in the world
I don’t care if your god allows it, also why would you want to worship a guy who wants your daughter/wife raped for a piece of cloth.
It’s too illogical to be written by a god more like men trying to control women and try to control them and just being on a power trip. >

Aisha didn't seem to like Muhammed very much either; there are tons of passages that come off as absolutely scathing. >

Can someone point out a few? >

Witcher Season 4, and Venture Brothers Season 8 won't happen because of Women without a hijab. /s >

As far as witcher goes, we might be better off.... >

Keep those hijabs off specifically so we don't get The Witcher season 4. >

This is what it’s like when subreddits collide. >

Are you ready to go? >

Cause I’m ready to go >

What ya gonna do >

Same shit as American tv preachers blaming hurricanes and earthquakes on homosexuality. >

Imagine living under a regime of televangelists. That's been the fate of so many under the Ayatollahs and Hezbollah. >


Imagine living under a regime of televangelists.

Don't have to imagine since I've lived through Republican regimes for decades. >

I’m sorry but that isn’t even slightly comparable to the atrocities Iranian government commits on its people. >

Bullshit! I live in Ireland where nobody wears a hijab and its never done fucking raining. >

Well obviously it's raining too much where you live because they aren't wearing them. Look I know it seems complicated but it's really really simple. Whatever the fuck is going wrong it's the women's fault. >

The men could just as easily wear hijabs to bring rain. >

Damn these lot really stuck in the dark ages… maybe try sacrificing some live stock? >

Don't give him any ideas. >

Old man yells at cloud. >

I like how in the photo it looks like he’s saying “You see that, right? I mean it’s obvious…” >

Inhibitor hijabs prevent women from using their weather controlling superpowers. >

That's right.  All the humans in the amazon follow strict Islamic rules to make sure it rains there frequently.  See here we have religion seriously holding back logical, scientific and reasonable thought.
What a poison on humanity relgion is. >

And conversely all those Muslim countries in the Middle East where they force women to cover up are so well-known for all their heavy rainfall, right? >

This is what happens when religion becomes central in government. We don’t want this in the US do we? I’m looking at you, Christian nationalists. >

Jewish space lasers gazpacho lady says yes. >

She’s not the only one. The fact that people like that can get elected should be a wake-up call. >

I remember when Pat Robertson said Hurricane Katrina happened because God was angry about abortion - I'm confused, do these guys think women's rights cause more rain, or less rain? Does he flip a coin? >

Medieval morons >

It's hard to find this kind of news amusing when they're out torturing and murdering people... Fuck these guys. >

BAD THING HAPPEN WHEN WOMEN >

It makes just as much sense as any other religion. It's all nonsense. >

For real. It takes some serious cognitive dissonance to believe that this is absurd but believing in a virgin birth and a resurrection is normal. >

It would just be terrible if he were to be struck by lightning. I definitely don't hope that happens >

Three fucking times I read the title as Iron Man before my brain worked >

Man, they really hate women don't they? >

So what he's saying is women are capable of way more than men? Women can control the weather so men fear them and force them to wear a piece of cloth? >

Hope this guy gets tased in the balls. >

234 million years ago it rained continuously for 2 million years.
Guess what? No hijab. >

Clearly that was the Deluge and a single human family lived through all of it. >

I say less rain is Allah’s message to men for assaulting, criminalizing and killing women for exhibiting their sovereignty. >

Oh ffs >

How does anybody hear messages like this and not realize everything out of his mouth is BS? >

We've been getting lots of rain in Michigan. It must be all the women in Hijabs here >

certain aspects of the Handmaid's tale are quite real in the middle east. >

This is some of the dumbest shit I've ever read. Fuck my brain hurts at this stupidity... >

California has a lot of women wearing Hijabs apparently >

Of course. The rain doesnt want to get their hair wet. >

Such considerate clouds >

I didn't realize women in California all started wearing hijab all of a sudden? \s >

If there's one thing I trust religious leaders with its science >

Iran doesn’t get more than 12”/30 cm of rain annually… because it’s the fucking MIDDLE EAST!!!
That revolution back in the 70’s sure as fuck didn’t make Iran a lush, verdant paradise, did it?!? >

It rains all the time in England. Muslim Women would you mind?? >

The Iranian imam is not only misogynistic he’s downright stupid. >

Funny that Muslim countries are often desert countries then. Meanwhile the bare-headed European countries are extremely soggy. >

Religion hates women >

All religion is trash. >

I spoke to God, and she said "Yo what up", and that the less rain is because Iran is run by evil men who do terrible things in her name. >

I think you called the wrong number, cause i just called it, and it said it's cause you wore the wrong sock on the wrong foot >

Weird because Los Angeles is getting near record rainfall this week and last and almost no one here wears a hijab. >

Stupid religion is stupid, like the people preaching it. >

Lack of rain couldn't possibly be due to men abusing women....I mean, that's just crazy talk. >

Stay on school kids!  Ignorance will be our demise. >

Anyone else complete fed up with all this bullshit. If you believe it's not raining because some women doesn't wear something on her head, you should be In some sort of assisted living facility with a rubber helmet on. >

LMFAO >

We have nude beaches in California right now and check those out. Underwater! Everything is!! >

i see why andrew tate converted >

What’s up with these religious regimes simultaneously saying women are second-class and should barely have rights, yet also saying women are so powerful that their clothing or behavior controls the weather/nature?  Which is it? >

Funnily enough a preacher in Turkey said there are floods because of women with no hijab, so one of them is lying. >

Cavemen. >

Crazy evil bastard. May the revolution take him down. >

Does he know about pirates - the proven cause of global warming. >

Arabian desert says hi >

Interesting, I know a group of woman who dance naked in the night to help with rain problems. Seems to work great! >

Here in Maine the lack of snow must be also due to lack of Hijab.  When WILL us women stop ruining everything? >

Religion is so weird and it’s not just Muslims. Christian’s were saying California forest fires were due to “lack of faith” and “not voting Republican”. >

If gay people cause hurricanes and women without hijabs cause droughts then they should legalize both so they combine into a gentle rain. >

California disagrees >

The women should hold the country hostage and sell their rain-making services. >

Welcome to the desert, motherfucker. >

It makes sense since they don't have a cover for their heads when it rains, so make it not rain since they expose their heads now. Hair gets wet easier >

…And the Lord saw the insolence unto him that was the uncovered ponytail of women and said ‘No fucking rain for you😡’ >

Reporter: Are you just high or incredibly stupid? 
Imam: I assure you, I am not high >

Weird because Cali is getting hit with a ton of rain and they love their bikinis >

Do they know that they're the laughingstock of the world right now? >

Don’t forget their menstrual blood will spoil the crop harvest and attract demons. >

Ask the imam for an explanation of why it still rains in other countries where the hijab isn't prevalent. >

The real depressing part of this is there’s people who’ll believe this shit >

Why are religious leaders so God damn thick? >

Religion will cause the next mass extinction >

Someone should take a big steamy shit in his hat. >

Any non Muslim country shouldn't have any rain then lol. >

Are these gentlemen in the habit of issuing regular weather forecasts?  If clothing and accessories are driving climate, I should have been tuning in for years.
…or is it only female attire?   That is so disappointing.  Imagine having power over the weather.  You could unite and assume command of the government simply by wearing the right headscarf.
Wonder why they haven’t done that? >

My 6 yr old makes up all kinds of kooky, magical nonsense, and sometimes I really want to join in. >

Women are so powerful they control the weather and men are so weak they can't stop them? Is that what you are saying? >

If women had such power surely we’d be treated better. >

you laugh because they are so backwards, meanwhile republicans are putting this shit into legislation right now. >

How do people still follow any religion where their religious figures are absolute idiots? >

Religion really is just madlibs for power hungry crazy people isn't it? >

Imagine what an excellent world this would be if every religious fanatic suddenly vanished off the face of the earth (including the ones pretending to be for political power) >

Mother nature isn't wet enough with his hairy face. He's gotta do something about it. >

This is why religion sucks. >

Oh no, he discovered our secret power to control the weather. >

Too bad there isn’t a volcano in Iran the Iman can throw virgin girls in to appease the rain god. 
Oh, wait…. >

I (and mi mam) says Iran Imam a result of antiquated bronze age reasoning! >

So Iranian leaders are ignorant too? Sorry, ignorant is a big word. Stupid. Men are hiding behind religion to abuse, subjugate, and kill women. Either the men are wrong or the religion is wrong. Women need to make the wrong thing go away, to make things better. >

I want to see a Netflix series, that's just Greta Thornburg talking about these assholes small dick energy. >

Somehow this statement is actually more progressive than your average republican since he at least acknowledges climate change exists >

As far as I know, persian people is very well educated. It must be a torture to have those morrons dictate everything >

TIL religious fruitcakes also have very low IQs >

Really? You only just came to this conclusion? >

He seems smart.  
But also, sounds like American Christians who blame tornadoes on "the gays". >

HAHAHAHA! These fucking people. Sometimes I wonder how religious people have survived this long. >

Religion melts your brain. >

I seriously don't understand how people this out of touch with reality manage to even go about their daily lives, let alone become a powerful fucking figure. >

It's called demagoguery. >

How much of a pretentious dickhead do you have to be to unironically think this, let alone confidently say it aloud. >

That’s not how this works. That’s not how ANY of this works. >

Reminds me of the Utah governor saying all the Mormons need to pray for rain, or it won’t rain. Lmao >

All religions are shit soup for the soul. The sooner reddit stops blanket defending all non christan religions the better. The absolute hatred allowed against christianity needs to be applied to all world religions because each one is bad for the world. The supernatural has no place outside of fictional media.
Since this is reddit im not defending christianity I'm saying being angry at them alone is like playing wack a mole but only hitting the same spot over and over while the rest get to do as they please. I'm firmly in the camp that religions are one of the paradoxes of tolerance. Religions cannot coexist with others not like them. I'd like to see the end of freedom of religion and see a freedom from religion.
For those of you who don't agree keep tolerating the things that want to destroy you and see what happens.... >

[looks out window] It has been raining for 17 days straight >

...because it didn't rain prior to creation of Islam and the hijab... >

Up next, "Geriatric Imams Blame Their Small Penises on 20-year-olds Not Wearing Hijabs." >

This is the perfect example that religion is nothing but a tool. >

Well I didn't like what Imam said so I went and asked Idad >

The amount of overlap between Iranian, Saudi, and Christian Conservative politicians in the US is too damn high. These people just love controlling the lives of others. >

In America, the right wing religious zealots blame gay people for bad weather.
They may be a world apart physically, but not so much ideologically. >

Religious whackos will say anything to flog that old time religion. >

As an American, I can't quite put my finger on it, but that sure sounds like something I've heard here before. 🤔🤔🤔 >

Superstitious dumb fucks. >

How can they be sure it’s not because they neglected to push a virgin into a volcano? >

It's 2023 and there are still dumb ass mfs in positions of power saying shit like this. We're never going to have those flying cars they had in the Jetsons at this rate. >

Or maybe it’s because you’re executing your best and brightest? >

" Iran Imam says...." stop right there...we dont give a fuck. >

I think the problem is the rooms he is in no one is laughing properly at him >

Wow, didn't know we had that much power over mother nature?!?! >

In other words, get struggling farmers/food insecure people to police and punish the young upstarts. Very sad. >

I wouldn't want to fuck with women who can control the weather with their clothes. >

r/religiousfruitcake >

It breaks my brain to think people are this stupid. >

What year is it? >

What is must be like to live four centuries sgo >

I hate religion nowadays. All of them. Blame anything terrible that happens on people not following your rule book. It's pathetic and sad. >

Yeah, see?  So when an American Christian says CA is being punished by rain for [gays, abortion, immigrants, etc], it sounds just as ridiculous. >

Imam is confused about what makes women wet. >

Result Of Women Without Hijab: Less Rain
Result Of Women Without Hijab: More Rain
Result Of Women Without Hijab: Wrong Rain
Result Of Women Without Hijab: Chocolate Rain
Result Of Women Without Hijab: Miniature American Flags >

What a petty god they worship. >

How do people who use religion in this manner explain successful countries that don't follow their dogma? >

“I don’t care what kind of spiritual mathematics you’re working with, but that doesn’t add up at all. Show your work! Yeah, you can’t.” -Kyle Kinane >

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is Religion. >

Religion is a cancer and a cult. It's the cause of the largest technological and scientific regressions in humanities histories >

So you're telling me, there were a LOT of hijabs when Hurricane Harvey swung by Houston?
No wonder Joel Osteen closed his doors. >

This is why we can't have nice things. >

Is he really that stupid? I mena I get religion rots brains more than any hard drugs but come on. >

We are sharing the planet with people still living in the first century. But they have modern weapons. Think about that for a fucking minute. >

That's even crazier than my cousin in rural Ohio who says global warming doesn't exist because it's snowing. >

Take this asshole’s glasses away and let him and Allah figure it out. >

Aaah! religion, conservatism & totalitarianism , the unholy mix for a doomed place. >

I say it's from all the child rape, but we'd both be wrong. >

Iran Iman says "Ooh ee ooh ah ah. Ting tang walla walla bing bang."
/ftfy >

And if the rain was regular or plentiful they'd say it's god's tears because women aren't wearing their hijabs. >

Wait, now we’ve got Imams from Iran running for US Congress? >

Next Headline - Muslim Women in the UK to stop wearing hijabs to prevent rainfall >

I live in Utah and they never adjust water policy here; they just ask everyone to pray for rain. The fucking government.
I'm serious. They do it more and more every year. >

Tell me your religious beliefs are stupid without telling me they are. >

Time for another Iranian Revolution. >

Breaking News: Pakistan Bans Hijabs Till Climate Crisis Resolved >

Jeez this is actual insanity. >

Sounds exactly like the religious right in the US. Religion and right wing philosophy is quickly becoming one of the greatest threats/drags to society. >

This man can be my local cable weather person  full of illusory correlations >

That's actually a great statement, it removes all doubt that he's a fragile mysoginistic moron reaching so far there's no option other than ridiculing him and his ilk. >

And this is why you get an education. >

Not crazier than what the imam at our local mosque said during the Friday khutbah (sermon). >

Here we go again. When will this world be rid of delusional men oppressing women? Sigh. >

remember when republicans would blame floods on gay people existing? >

Certified clown >

Christians on reddit reading this: “That makes sense.” >

Airstrike this man >

More garbage people spewing sewage. Religion is the longest running con in history. >

Local moron says something moronic >

Just one more proof of how stupid they are >

This is how civilizations absolutely fall. >

Nah, it's because of their shipping of drones and missiles for Russia. >

The sad thing is that some with believe him >

Reporter: Are you just high or incredibly stupid? 
Imam: I assure you, I am not high >

He sounds like a 6th Century "scientist." >

If there is any doubt that religion is a tool for the control of the masses, look no further. >

Sounds like they should probably think twice about how they treat these weather-controlling women. >

Need to break his legs, stick him inside a large wicker man, and light it on fire.
It’s the only way to bring more rain. 
Prove me wrong. >

Hear that ladies? Y'all control the weather. You don't need to listen to mere mortal men when you have superpowers. >

What did the rain do before women existed? Sky ocean? 
This guy 100% no doubt is an actual moron. >

Maybe God is just tired of you murdering women for not wearing a hijab. I don’t know. Call me crazy. >

just imagine, this fucking chucklehead could have been so much better for humanity if he was just shot into his dad's pants instead of into another human being. gym sock material >

What a stupid asshole
We get it, you hate women, quit blaming the invisible rain cloud man >

Religion is a cancer. >

Anything to promote that women don’t mean anything in their culture. >

No, it’s because of the men who wear turbans. >

Quick, someone make a global map of rainfall per year vs hijab use!