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I don't care who you are, that's funny right there
“Sorry Mum and Dad. I’d love for you to meet my new boyfriend but he’s been deemed too mentally unstable to be on the continent.” >

"He's also just a tiny bit of a Hitler loving Nazi" >

"I really wish he could be here, I came to tell you I think we're ready to take the next goose step together" >

Australian Customs: Do you have a criminal record?
Tourist: No, are they still required?