Funny TCS-related papers etc? What is the funniest TCS-related published work you know?

Please include only those that are intended to be funny.  Works which are explicitly crafted to be intelligently humorous (rather than, say, a published collection of short jokes regarding complexity theory) are preferred.  Works with humorous (actually humorous, not just cute) titles are also accepted.

Please only one work per answer so the "best" ones can bubble to the top.
Scott Aaronson's newspiece: Polynomial
hierarchy collapses: thousands feared tractable