John: Excuse me, Miss Ames, can I ask you something?
Miss Ames: Sure, John. Ask me anything.
John: OK, would you please oil your door?
Miss Ames: What?
John: You always come home so late. And whenever you open the front door, it makes a lot of noise.
Miss Ames: What do you mean late? I come back around 11:00. That's not late at all.
John: Well, you spend hours after that going in and out, in and out, until my head feels ready to burst.
Miss Ames: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. I'll see what I can do with the door this weekend.
John: Thank you so much, Miss Ames. You're the kindest lady in the world.
John wants Miss Ames to oil her door because the door is noisy. Miss Ames agrees.