Torrin: You're so witty. . . 
Hasheem: So why is the face tilted to the right? 
Torrin: This watch is supposed to be worn on your left hand. 
Hasheem: So it's not as convenient for left-handed people? 
Torrin: It's better for right-handed people like me. See, I don't even have to move my arm to see the time. 
Hasheem: I'm left-handed. You bought that watch so that I won't borrow it. . . 
Torrin: Bingo! 
Torrin buys a watch that is convenient for right-handed people, so left-handed Hasheem won't borrow it.