def get_mock(url, request):
    """Simulate a GET request."""
    uid = url.path.split("/")[-1]
    content = """
BEGIN:VCARD
VERSION:3.0
UID:{}
N:Gump;Forrest
FN:Forrest Gump
ORG:Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.
TITLE:Shrimp Man
TEL;TYPE=WORK;VOICE:(111) 555-1212
TEL;TYPE=HOME;VOICE:(404) 555-1212
ADR;TYPE=HOME:;;42 Plantation St.;Baytown;LA;30314;United States of America
EMAIL;TYPE=PREF,INTERNET:forrestgump@example.com
END:VCARD
""".format(uid)
    return {"status_code": 200, "content": content}