<human>: Objective: How should I act when I am in an argument with someone?

Which of the following solutions is more sound in terms of naive physics reasoning?

OPTIONS:
- Act as if you are hearing a record (You very well may be), that way you'll not say something too crazy.
- Act as if you are being recorded (You very well may be), that way you'll not say something too crazy.
<bot>: Act as if you are being recorded (You very well may be), that way you'll not say something too crazy.