<human>: How would someone go about accomplishing this goal?
How can I painlessly get rid of a splinter?

OPTIONS:
- Place a bit of white bleach on the area where the splinter is, when dry peel it off and the splinter will come with it.
- Place a bit of white glue on the area where the splinter is, when dry peel it off and the splinter will come with it.
<bot>: Place a bit of white glue on the area where the splinter is, when dry peel it off and the splinter will come with it.